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Here u go guyz,
*Crazy MayUrian World Codes*
Arnatics: Short form for Arjun Fanatics
ARCA= Arjun's Ruthless Charm Attack
bubblypie = used to describe the bubbly nature of our fave Nupur
MDA: Mayank Drooling Academy/Mayank Dreamer's Association
(aka the paradise!! ) newcomers this is an MDA drool all u want!!
(aka the paradise!! ) newcomers this is an MDA drool all u want!!
TSUNAMIFIC = Tsunami+Terrific= KILLER COMBO of Mayank and Nupur
OMG =Obsessed MayUr Gang..often start convoz about MayUr/ArTI wid OMG(Oh My God!)
IMCU =Intensive MayUrian Care Unit......... .....
ICNRU = Intensive Care from Nupur Required Unit- Nupz is HIGHLY REQUIRED to wipe Mayank's wet hair and be with Mayank n help him out whenever he has FOCUS issues with her around !
IMCU =Intensive MayUrian Care Unit......... .....
ICNRU = Intensive Care from Nupur Required Unit- Nupz is HIGHLY REQUIRED to wipe Mayank's wet hair and be with Mayank n help him out whenever he has FOCUS issues with her around !
MMS : Mayank Mania/Madness Syndrome
(eg. Buying strawberry ice cream, papaya, hating paneer etc after watching some episodes thanks to Mayu .. )
E-MMS = Extreme MMS i.e. higher level of MMS
EAD -Emosonal Attyachaar Disease-It is a very dangerous disease caused due to overdose of mayu's killer smile
Cure-cannot be cured....!!!
Symptoms -1.Patient can see Mayu everywhere all the time
2.Patient feels like singing "Mayu ka emosonal attyachaar" all the time
3.Patient hates taking SHORT-CUTS
4.Patient scribbles mayank,mayu all over their books and on their desks
5.Patient hates when somebody tries to touch their hair
6.Excess intake of papaya
7.Doesnt let anybody waste water,bread...
8.Cant stand the sight of Mayapari...
Cure-cannot be cured....!!!
Symptoms -1.Patient can see Mayu everywhere all the time
2.Patient feels like singing "Mayu ka emosonal attyachaar" all the time
3.Patient hates taking SHORT-CUTS
4.Patient scribbles mayank,mayu all over their books and on their desks
5.Patient hates when somebody tries to touch their hair
6.Excess intake of papaya
7.Doesnt let anybody waste water,bread...
8.Cant stand the sight of Mayapari...
SMS : Save My SOul from Mayank
MBM : Mayur Bhajan Mandali...
MCCP :Mayank Chindi chor Prani
Vishwamitra Theory application : nupur seducing serious deedha saadha ladka mayank
Mayank heater effect : "ladka itna hot ho sakta hain ki uske wajah se icecream bhi melt hojayegii"
The Catalyst theory :
First of all the definition of a catalyst :
Asubstance by its mere [presence affects the rate of chemical reaction without itself undergoing any chemical change is called a catalyst
So here Nupur/Rati acts as a catalyst ...when she is present ...there is chemical reaction (A chain one ) going on in Mayank/Arjun's mind, body and soul > however there seems to be no change in Nupur/Rati at this point of time.!(Theory subject to changes in the future )
RM THEORY-----RATI MAHILA THEORY :
It ludes all those mahila traits which Rati wants Arjun to meet......like the great Mahilas of mayur paradise
The mahilaz are none other than paradise ki ablaa naariiizzzzzzzzzz
The mahilaz are none other than paradise ki ablaa naariiizzzzzzzzzz
DCMD Theory (Dimaag ke Circuit Main Defect Theory):
ALWAYS thinking the opposite and jumping to conclusions very quickly {the upar neeche effect}
The mantra that relieves intense attraction problems::
Relaxx Phocusss and Concentrate..:
FOCUS on anything but the girl (this mantra usually fails during practical applications)
Some spicy side effects of attraction: eating green chillies and not realizing it for a long time. Then blame it all on the girl for wearing your clothes.
Hot ya Not theory:
Agar ladka ladki ki nazar mein doob gaya, a shock(or scream) treatment is necessary to make him realise that the teekhi mirchi may be hotter than the girl itself!
Luv ya lil Ice Cream:
The act where a guy finds that imaginary trace of ice cream by the girl's lip tastier than the Cup full of ice cream in his hands.
Disturbia- That state of a guy's mind where his outlook towards his own clothes changes as they adorn a beautiful girl with long hair which is wet.
Gaze n Haze effect:
A girl's Wet hair compels the guy to Gaze at her(he tried hard not to but there is nothing much he can do about it) and a brush of wet hair across his face leaves his senses clouded, confusing him.
THE "DISEASE" that has struck MAYANK :
NGHS: Nupur Gazing and Hallucinating Syndrome
DIS= Desert Island Syndrome
HITTING YOUR HEAD ON TREES (HYHT).:
An exercise attempt where an affected victim tries to drive the confusion and turmoil out of his head , which is caused due to the girl dominating his mind.
THE KUMBHKARNA SIDE EFFECT THEORY:
sleeping at odd times; caring a hoot about time zones!
SINGULAR CAUSE for this effect- Mayank (who DISTURBS our minds and does not let us fall asleep)!
And the greatest theory of all :
The Undue Advantage Theory -
its very difficult to put this theory concisely or in one line (we filled up a whole pradise based on this theory) This theory basically deals with the interpretative scope "Undue Advantage" can offer
This theory offers multiple scope for inferences ..to be or not to be..
ShutUp n bounce theory=this states one shut our veryown"doodhwala's "chapar chapar n bounce with our own chappar chappar(remmeber in the jungle scene wen mayank was scoldin nupz fr gettin down frm the bus)
This theory offers multiple scope for inferences ..to be or not to be..
ShutUp n bounce theory=this states one shut our veryown"doodhwala's "chapar chapar n bounce with our own chappar chappar(remmeber in the jungle scene wen mayank was scoldin nupz fr gettin down frm the bus)
Talli Theory:this indicates get "talli"with a bottle of alchohol assuming it as a "gaon k kuen(well) ka pani" n start a gajrarey dance so tht our HOT Crush Doodhwala will pick us up
In order to be a true Mayurian you must receive a phd in falling, this is the 'London bridge is falling down theory', you must continuously "trip" for no apparent reason so you can be in the arms of your lover boy for a long period of time
Mayurwa, Nupurva BIG BANG THEORY:
(not for ages under 18)
This theory explains the facts of how the miss of 6 chaalis ki last local bus can contribute in the possible existance of mayank and nupur's future beautiful kids..-MAYURWA N' NUPURWA...
Cane Threatening Theory: use a cane to shut up ever-complaining akdoo people like Mayank
FLASHBACK THEORY:
You can hide your faults by recalling the other person's faults done hundred years ago..
Oxymoron: when ayank lies it is for public welfare(like the lagan one) when Nupur lies she is blah blah blah..
Black vest syndrome: Inability to remove the beach-cum-black vest scene from the mind..
HAIR-TOUCH-O-PHOBIA-Meri Baalon ko mat choo
PKTL -Pyaar Ki Tube light
ARPEG - Arjun Rati Pyaar ki electricfying gang
NBS - Nupur bhoot syndrom
DAC - Dimag aloo chat ho gaya...kyun nupur hi solution hai?
SSN - sati savrati nupur
KKN -Kanya Kuwari Nupur ( kya line marti hai mayank pe ..hamesha)
FOR GLOSSY HAIR: Use mayank's nariyal tel. .. but dont let anybody touch your hair as jado phisal jayega
Drunken Privileges= Getting drunk and doing crazy things with a conscious mind but blaming it on your alter ego the next morning
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Reinvent yourself to Seduce' Theory: This is HIGHLY APPLICABLE TO Nupz!
Moral of the theory (yes, anything is possible here- even theories can have moral summaries): You cannot seduce Mayank with the same blue choodidhar and Ponytail time and again. You have to change your make up , hairstyle and dress (after getting drunk) to seduce him again. Basically, Nupz should keep reinventing herself and don a brand new avatar to be able to seduce Mayank all the time.
ODA Principle= Obsession-Desire-Attraction - this bhagwad geeta theory usually applies to chindi chor praanis like Mayank
DOODHWALA HYPOTHESES: combination of doodhwala theories with direct relations leading to happiness:
Our Dream Profession for Mayank :Doodhwaala (The word is HOT CRUSH DOODHWALA, Mayank brings Milk every morning in that HEAVENLY VEST(another prominent term here) and all the girls wait with bated breath from night to welcome the hottie ) .This also inculcates healthy habits like early to bed and early to rise to meet our doodhwala making us healthy wealthy and wise.
HBV = Heavenly Black Vest
HWV = Heavenly White Vest
GR8 Black Vest Obsession(GBVO)-
Refers to that state of mind where all Mayank/Arjun fanatics cannot get over his Heavenly Black Vest and are obsessed with it to the extent of chanting its name all the time and bringing it up somehow in the most irrelevant of discussions.
Some of the symptoms of this obsession include :
1. Declaring that shirts do not suit Mayank
2. Seriously planning to start a campaign against his shirts called "Mayank ke Shirts Jalaao Andolan"
3.Emphasizing on the importance of HBV to PD over and over.
4.Contemplating on writing a petition and e-mailing SBS on how some 'Vests Can Change Our life'!
5. Demanding that Arjun fanatics be made his official dress designers so that we get easy access to his shirts to burn them.
6.Dreaming about HBV all the time and conspiring theories that will make Mayank wear the black vest (Read Doodhwala Profession for Mayu).
GBTO(Great Bare Torso Obsession)=Drooling over Mayank's Wet Bare Chest wishing to be the water droplets that drip off it(i.e Hot Bare Torso aka HBT)
The black vest anthem:
The Colour is black and the name is "vest"
When Mayank wears it , Byy godd , he looks the bloody bestt
I watch his flawless skin shine and his sexy neck glow
It Always makes me say " yeh dil maage moreee "
We get to see his toned arms & his sexy neck , to name a few
Thank you Black Vest.. It would have been impossible witout you
If i had my way , the vest is the only thing id make you wear
THank god Mayank , you dont have any chest hair
UFF !!! I keep praising the Vest , i m such a fool
But it leaves me breathless and makes me droooool
But you look good with every other clothes too
May be its not the Black vest , yess babyyyy its youu !!
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The Colour is black and the name is "vest"
When Mayank wears it , Byy godd , he looks the bloody bestt
I watch his flawless skin shine and his sexy neck glow
It Always makes me say " yeh dil maage moreee "
We get to see his toned arms & his sexy neck , to name a few
Thank you Black Vest.. It would have been impossible witout you
If i had my way , the vest is the only thing id make you wear
THank god Mayank , you dont have any chest hair
UFF !!! I keep praising the Vest , i m such a fool
But it leaves me breathless and makes me droooool
But you look good with every other clothes too
May be its not the Black vest , yess babyyyy its youu !!
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LONG LIVE BLACK VEST
DCD= Doodhwala Costume Desginer= Nupur i.e. when Mayank becomes HCD(if you cannot recollect what HCD means, it means Hot Crush Doodhwaala), Nupz is going to design his doodhwaala costume .Black vest should not be ignored.
SPEND THE MONEY RARE , CHOOSE HONEY WITH CARE THEORY: this theory states that one shud b smart enuf to save our money for milk by marryin' a DOODHWALLA...
Phrases that can be associated with Doodhwala Concept= Bhains Ki taang!
CHOTE DIMAAG= A word usually used by Mayank to describe Nupur
And our all time favorite catch phrase- BY GOD!
Some Random Terms used in connection with Mayank:
AXE EFFECT: The famous men's deo that KILLS female kind
CHOCOLATE LAVA : A term usually used to describe Mayank, he is as irresistible as chocolate and melts girls with his charm like lava
TT (TRP Target) - Target a thread on the forum and boost its TRPs by seriously discussing crap
CC2CP(Chindi Chor to Chunnu Ke Papa): A term coined; it defines the LIFE CHANGING JOURNEY OF MAYANK - from being accused of Chindi Chorism (ohh another new word- Chindi Chorism, meaning the the strong belief that Mayank is Chindi Chor ) to being promoted as Chunnu Ke Papa
our THEME song:
Tauba tera jalwa
Tauba tera pyaar
Tera emosanal attyaachaar
Tauba tera pyaar
Tera emosanal attyaachaar
Our Mayur Anthem :
"dil diya hai...jaan bhii denge..
aye mayur tere liye
har karam apna karenge
aye mayur tere liye"..
Our ArTi Anthem:
"ArTi ArTi pukareeee..hum praaani"
MAYUR SIDE EFFECT BHAJAN:
Tumne Humen pehchana nahii
jana hum koi SANE aatma nahii
screw dheela hai hamare deemag ka..
kab se hai yeh hamen bhii pataaaa nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
eh hey hey..eh.heyy..heyy...laalalalalalallalalallalalalaaaaaaaallllaa
Channel V Dil Dosti Dance
Arjun
