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Aur mobile games khele toh mein pakka mobile hi utake phekdungi

Angrybirds ji mein tumse bore hogayi 😭

Mujhe abi dp badalne ka Mann kar raha hain 🤣🤣

Duh mobile se pic dhundna save karna then lagana 🤢too much mehnat ka kaam,🤣

Koi baat nahi😭dp hi toh change karne ka Mann karing🤔Jake whatsapp ka dp change kar leti hu yup isbar apni koi bachpan wali pic lagaungi mein

Mujhe itna khila khilake pakka 10kilo badwadenge mera 😭🤣

It feelss great talking to old school freinds after ages

Damn mobile badla tab bohot sare nos udgaye hain 😳

Jab Maine "Daru"
Pehli baar Pee thi,

Mai Khud Apni
Nazron me gir gaya.?

Aur Maine "Daru"
Chhodne ka faisla kar liya?

Par fir jab Maine
Un tamaam "Daru" factory? ke Mazdur,?

Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me
Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi.?

Aur Us Pal Faisla kiya ki Abse,

I will Drink Regularly.?

Apne liye to sab Jeete hain,

Lekin Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain:)??
Plz Send 2all frnds ?
Let them also join us; ??Jiyo or jine do, piyo or pine do.

Omg omg what the 🤣🤣

JUMBO Collection of Sardar Jokes...


Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'

Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
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1 sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!

On romantic date sardar's gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'

What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.

Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.

Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible luking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!: