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Posted: 18 years ago
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Coke*

Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It's because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.

    In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don't immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down. 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There's plenty of that at this particular moment) 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness. 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way. >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium. >60 Minutes: The caffeine's diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you'll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
  • >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you'll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You've also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours.

This is wiered..i was i donno what u call that emotion..lolz..

sukh.

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Lol haha thats so messed up 😆
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Posted: 18 years ago
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omg.....really......thts sooo weird!!!


thanks for sharing!
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Posted: 18 years ago
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so ur Finally to IF haan??
good job
luv ya
sam..
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Gosh!!😛...Its as well wierd and scary😊, i mean what drugs can do to u.....

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Tfs. That's weirddd 😕 😆.
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Yeah that's bad.....cause coke is actually cool.
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Posted: 18 years ago
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thanx 4 sharing its really weird
Posted: 17 years ago
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OMG! i never drink coke anyway... but eugh!
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Posted: 17 years ago
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thats weird. thnx for sharing i didnt know most of that

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