/--/ Ge[o]graphy [o]f a W[o]man /--/

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa,

half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful

with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America,

well developed and open to trade especially

for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India,

very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France
,

Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia,

lost the war - haunted by past mistakes.

Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia,

very wide and borders are unpatrolled.

The frigid climate keepspeople away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia,

with a glorious and all conquering past

but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan.

Most everyone knows where it is,

but no one wants to go there.

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Posted: 18 years ago
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lmfaooooooooooooooooooooi cant belve im laughign atho im a woman
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Posted: 18 years ago
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wow..thats an interesting way to put it...tfs 😛
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lol...thts very funny!!! 😆 😆
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HAHA!..even though thats insulting..I find it rather funny!😆
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lol, Thats sad but funny and true!!
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😆 😆 good one!!! 😃
great work 👏 👏

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