Hey Friends,
Welcome to another chatpata episode of Doodhpatti with Naina where we grill, bake and fry all your favourite IF Celebrities! Karan can go sip his koffee because the new age demands doodhpatti!
So who is our guest this time? As some of you might have guessed (and won) in the Crazy Creative times, the new guest is a pretty lady in blue who has been with IF for very long. She is the voice of India-Forums and we would like to announce our next guest,
Minnie
Well you would ask me what is so special this time? Well this time the guest refuses to drink doodhpatti, confesses that IF members are scared of her, reveals the story behind her avatar, offers blunt advice to big celebs and sheds diplomacy! This and so much more so read on to catch lots of laughs and learn more about Minnie!
To read messages from Minnie di's friends and her replies to those messages, go to the next post :p
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Naina:
Our today's guest is the pretty lady in blue. She is mature, she is honest. She is funny, she is responsible. She is a mentor for everyone and one of the most dedicated Global Moderators on India-Forums. Her voice has become the voice of IF as she interviews various celebrities. So lets welcome our today's guest, Minnie!!!
Naina:
Hi Minnie di and welcome to Doodhpatti with Naina! π€
Minnie:
Thank you naina !! π€ But U know what, Mai chai nahi peeti !!!
Naina:
haila! π² That is not allowed on doodhpatti! Tea is our official sponser! π€π
Minnie:
Ohh! sponsers... hmnnn.... but celebrities ke tantrums ke aage to sponsers ki bhi nahi chalti. Unse kaho coco arrange kare π
Naina:
*sigh* celebs π fine...u can have coco π
Minnie:
Shukriya... sip sip sip.. Not bad!
Naina:
lolz i told ya hehe.
It is so great to have you on the show with us. There are sooo many members out there (including yours truly π) who would love to know more about you.
Minnie:
Know me?? U sure?? I heard I was scary π
I don't want to scare away ur readers. nahi to dodhpatti sponsers band
Naina:
lolz π ofcourse not, ji! The definately want to know you and I can safely say you are one of the most interesting people on IF
Minnie:
awwww....muah
Minnie:
Naina, U r a lovely host, just what the doc ordered. Now I am very interested
Naina:
aww that is so sweet minnie di and coming from a host like you, it means a lot
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Naina:
Our first question is how has India-Forums impacted your life?
Minnie:
It has taken away all my free time and given me loads and loads of work to do, so u can imagine the impact
Naina:
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Minnie:
And it connected me to the most wonderful people around the world who, just like me, have no life outside their pc π
Naina:
lolz i have a feeling some people would want to have a talk with u after reading this π
Minnie:
hehehe I better not visit the IF addict chart after this. I have a feeling I won't be welcome ππ
Naina:
Our second question is, When you first came on IF, what was your first honest impression of the forum? Acha impression ya bura impression?
Minnie:
I was bowled over. It provided with me Astitva updates...something no other site did !!! Indian sopa updates were literally unheard of in those days. In fact, I was so impressed that I used to post loooong thank you speeches π
Naina:
aww that was soo sweet!
Minnie:
Then came JJKN, Jassi, and I was so taken by all the debates and argumants those were the days of Armaan vs Purab fights and I was an Armaan supporter. I was new to internet though so it used to take me hrs to type a paragraph yet I loved it
I was a die hard Armaan fan. In fact some even thought I belonged to a rival yahoo group that group only Armaan fans
People were banned in groups. It was amazing how people fought. It's not much different than the wars we see now a days but those days everyone got involved because the site was so small. It had hardly a couple of thousand members so everyone knew everyone. Half of them got banned π
Naina:
lolz i have heard so much about these two camps too.
Naina:
Our next question is: How does it feel everytime u go and talk to the celebs? I could totally understand because I freak out even when I have to interview people on MSN so a radio show must be un-nerving.
Minnie:
It still is unnerving sometimes. It's almost like the feeling you have right before you are given out your examination papers. The palpitation is at it's highest just before getting the paper and same here before I place the call but once I hear the 'hello', it becomes normal
Though I was very nervous when i interviewed Shaan. I was nervous almost all thru the interview and kept losing the recording on the top of it. Thank God he did not mind, he was so understanding π³
Naina:
and that interview was definately one of the best!
Naina:
Moving on, What if one day u wake up and find that you have become a viewbie again, what would you do??
Minnie:
I will heave a sigh of releif, and start sending all the stickie made, GAs, and ban pms to naina π€£
Naina:
I swear I had a feeling you would do that π
Minnie:
Now if you have a murgi who is so dedicated that's the obvious choice
Minnie=Gm=Viewbie. Something very bad happened so obviously no one else will talk to me but Naina will π
Naina:
lolz i am sure people will flock you even then
Minnie:
yes to know how the transition came about and to know if there is a shortcut to make the reverse transition π
Naina:
haha then aapko to kaise bhi chutkara nahi hai ππ
Minnie:
π€£
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Naina:
Now its time for some questions on the lighter side. Its time for you to assume the role of a agony aunt to some people... Give a very honest piece of advice to each of the following celebs
Naina:
Shahrukh Khan?
Minnie:
SRK, Please do stop being so hyper - we know you love people, but do you have to sh-sh-sh-shout it all the time???
Naina:
OMG! π€£π€£π€£
Karan Johar?
Minnie:
Ever tried wearing a lehenga? Would look good on you
Naina:
Mallika Sherawat?
Minnie:
What is the secret of your popularity?
Other than what is obvious of course
Naina:
π€£ I am sure millions others have the same question so maybe its about time Mallika answers that
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Naina:
Our next question is something that everyone on IF wants to know. IF has seen hundreds of different avatars but yours has always stood out. The elegant lady in blue has come to symbolize you on IF. So what is the story behind this pretty lady up there?
Minnie:
Trust me, it's nothing. There is no such story. We had a member, Anoli, who used to write creative stuff on all the members on IF and assign them dolls. Once she had me in one of her cute stories and I was represented as this lady. I loved it and it has stayed with me ever since βΊοΈ
Naina:
aww and it does represent you so well! sharp and elegant.
Wish we all had avis that represented us completely π
Minnie:
awww. muah muah.
I do relate to her π³
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Naina:
The next question is a situation. Here is a situation: IF Admins have assignment a important task to 5 members of IF. They have to catch a flight as soon as possible to reach somewhere but when they get on the airport, they find out that the bag that had all their passports has been left behind and as a result, they are going to miss their flight.
Naina:
Pick any 5 members from IF and describe how they would react if there were in that situation.
Minnie:
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Minnie:
Sree: Sit right down there and start howling
Naina: "Uff, how did this happen?"
Vijay: "Meri kya galti, bag to maine aapko diya tha"
Saba: "OMG OMG OMG, ab kya hoga, flight miss ho giya, ab kaise jaayenge"
Tanaz: "If you are all done with crying, can you please call a taxi so that we all can go back and collect our passports. you four go. I will book the next flight"
One more...
Dolly: "Maine to pehle hi kaha tha koi kaam organised tarike se nahi hota. kitni baar kaha hai pehle plan karo phir koi kaam karo. isi liye I don't like to work here
Naina:
Now that I think of it, it really is the way all of us would react! π€£ The situation will be really hilarious that is before the airport officials throw us out for cause a rakus there π
Minnie:
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Naina:
So that brings us to our last and final round! the Rapid fire round!
Only 2 rules: Answers have to be rapid and diplomatic answers aren't allowed (this addes to the element where you get into trouble after the interview lolz)
Naina:
Sugary sweet or spicy hot?
Minnie:
spicy hot
Naina:
Stranded in a desert and thirsty or stranded in a icy polar barren and freezing?
Minnie:
icy polar barren and freezing
Naina:
One book you read and after reading, you wish you hadn't wasted your time on it?
Minnie:
Ermmm...so many...and would you be surprised if I told you i don't remember the names??? π
I think I read a recent one.....I think it was called Gideon
The book had such gaping loopholes wonder how it got published. π
Naina:
If you had to slap someone, who would it be?
Minnie:
The media for their uncivilised behaviour during the Ash Abhi marriage. It was rediculous. Plastered outside their house 24/7
Naina:
Couldn't agree more. though i am a ash-abhi fan, it makes me mad to hear the same thing 24/7
The media chose to ignore all the real important news around the world to report what is the color of ash's mehendi or abhi's hair....π
Minnie:
And that too the prime time news. Headlines !!! Ugh
Naina:
yesss! and its not ethical to invade the privacy of the Bachchans and the Rais too....they can't enjoy their own family function without the media reporting their every move
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Naina:
Our next question is...
Naina:
Who(someone from IF) is most likely to....
Naina:
- Spend a night in a prison
Minnie:
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Minnie:
Saara Don ne Comb for her errr her donning activites !!
Naina:
- Punch a big bully and then run for his/her life?
Minnie:
megha Desai !!!
Naina:
- Be the future prime minister
Minnie:
Vijay
he always works on a policy of appeasement
Naina:
- Be carefree enough to dance in the rain?
Minnie:
butter. she is bindas
Naina:
- Get a chance to be on KBC 3 and blow it by making a not-so-sweet comment on SRK on his face
Minnie:
S.priya
Naina:
and finally
- Give up the worldly pleasures and go over to meditate in the Himalayas
Minnie::
Sree
I am sure she is going to announce that sometime soon !! π
Naina:
π par then unke crushes ka kya hoga? they will miss sree!!
Minnie:
I am sure they will go after her to fetch her back as would the thousands on IF
Minnie:
The main reason why she left in the first place
kya yaar Himalaya mei bhi chain nahi !!!
Naina:
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Naina:
and that draws us to the end of the interview, di
Any last message for the IFians?
Minnie:
I hope IF always stays as a home away from home for all time to come.
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Naina:
Thank you so much for your time and the great answers, Minnie di. I had the best time reading them. π I had the most awesome time talking to you. π€ Thanks for coming on the show
Minnie:
Thank you. π€ muah !!!
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Special thanks to Minnie di and CC team for making this possible. Once again, messages from friends are in the next post. See you all next month!