Stuff Moms wont say

1. Go ahead and skip brushing your teeth today, it's not like they're going to fall out after one night.
2. I used to cut class a lot too.
3. Homework - what's the point? Just copy it from someone tomorrow.
4. Let me smell that shirt. Yup, it should be good for another week.
5. Stop cleaning your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
6. And you expect to be his girlfriend if you go on a date dressed like that? Make your skirt shorter and unbotton that blouse!
7. Can I borrow your new 50 Cent or Ludacris CD?
8. Why don't you hitch hike? That way, you won't have to pay for bus fare and I won't have to drive you around anymore.
9. The curfew really isn't a rule. It's more like a guideline.
10. Don't waste your minutes by calling me! I'll eventually find out if you're in trouble...and if you go to jail, they give you that one call, right?
11. How can you see the TV from all the way back there?
12. I don't feel like cooking, why don't you pour yourself some milk and cereal for dinner?
13. I could go for pizza for breakfast.
14. Jack's in a motorcycle gang, huh? It's about time you got a boyfriend with guts.
15. Here, take my credit cards and buy yourself everything nice at Hollister.