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I went through the thread and marked completed the tasks done properly. If I missed a task, quote this post and give the link along with the task number. I will check in the morning my time and upd it.

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

I went through the thread and marked completed the tasks done properly. If I missed a task, quote this post and give the link along with the task number. I will check in the morning my time and upd it.

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/members-lounge/5369578/come-and-have-fun-at-holi-party

Task #4 Easy done by Mushat

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/166691182

Task no 34 is completed by our Sweet bhavna

Task Number 9

What dude? You've never heard about Holi? Have you been living under a rock? Let me explain you once I deal with this plane I'm flying. Oh great, this has autopilot, lemme switch it to autopilot so I can focus on my explanation. Wow, the plane has a hot lady co-pilot, how did I miss her? Hello lady, would you like to go out for a coffee with me after we land this damned thing?

Now, back to Holi. Well, there was this small dude who was devoted to a God, don't ask me why. And he had a mean dad who wouldn't approve of it. Ditto I was devoted to video games and my Hiranyakashyapu wouldn't approve of it. The mean dad - both the dude's and mine, I'll refer to them as HK now on, I mean what's with the long name, imagine if he had to write that name on answer sheets - back to story, he tried everything to stop the dude from praying the god, he even tried to kill him. Thank God my HK just gave me timeout and didn't really try to kill me I can't understand where was the mom, imagine anyone tried to harm me; my mum would turn into a chandi maa Who is chandi maa? another interesting story, let's focus on this one first.

This HK had a mean sis, whoa reminds me of my bua. Why are buas so mean? This woman tried to burn the kid, can you believe it? My Holika just called me a brat at every chance she got, but also got me gifts, so I'll take my words back, my Holika is not mean.

Hey co-pilot lady, are you keeping an eye on the skies, see, there is a bird trying to collide with our plane, coffee date cancelled, I don't like women who focus more on make-up than work.

So, where was I? Yeah, the burning part. Guess what, the dude survived and the mean bua died instead. Don't ask me how, perhaps during that era laws of science and life in general didn't apply. I'll tell you some more shocking stories later.

So, to remember the mean bua, we burn all our waste on this day. My HK burnt one old mattress and a small old cupboard. The best part is the food. All kidna sweets and thandaai. We also have an awesome God, he has 6 pack abs, tall - dark - handsome, lives in a cemetery, and smokes weed. His favorite drink is bhaang. Gos bless the god for making bhaang legal for us. So, we have this godsent drink on Holi. And we drench each other in colored water, will you please stop asking me your stupid "whys". Just follow the tradition man, this is how it is.

Why am I feeling so sleepy? Hey dude, will you help my co-pilot land the plane? I really need to take a nap. Wake me up before you go go....

Task Number 54:

Dialogue from Deewar:

Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin main akele sign nahin karoonga, main sabse pehle sign nahin karoonga. Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya tha..ye.. Uske baad, us ke baad, mere bhai, tum jahan kahoge main wahan sign kar doonga.

Shakespearean English:

By mine own hand, I shall sign, but not alone, lest solitude doth mar the witness of mine oath. Go thou, and fetch the signature of that scoundrel, who dared to traduce mine honour'd sire, accusing him of thievery. Go, fetch the signature of yonder wrench who, with most foul and vile aspersions, didst bring shame upon mine own mother's head, and with cruel words, didst cast her forth from her rightful place of employment.

Procure for me the endorsement of that heartless wrench who didst leave his cruel mark upon my tender skin, a constant reminder of his unprovoked cruelty. After that, dear brother, thou shalt be my guide, and I shall sign, with willing heart and hand, wherever thou shalt lead, in token of my love and fealty...

Wow now that's the minion I know

Too good

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Updated the list of completed task so far!

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

Updated the list of completed task so far!

Task no 34 is done by Bhavi not me .

Task Number 5

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/members-lounge/5369617/so-perfect-makes-me-cry