He was done with his failure in Urdu. While most of the failures didn't matter too much, not being sober enough to notice often, but this...HURT. If only his eloquence were not restricted to being the family disappointment. After literally doing everything that he could to win his lady Anarkali's heart, braving all the storms seemed so tempting.
His impossible love saga between a rich shehzada and the rags girl was going no where near the shear suave of the Mughal-e-azam.
"That's because the movie was about your old man my dear lost child of history. And on an interesting turn of events, there's no anarkali other than the one hanging from the pomegranate tree."
"I knew it! My memories won't forget such a background score. But Oh! Almighty where did the true nature of past gone hiding? Humans maketh horror of our time."
"Kill the Shakespeare", drawled the Almighty with a bore look towards the area with tea cups, "he's rotting himself about Romeo must die."
"Because he's British?"
"Because he's fangirling Jet Lee."
Well better not meddle in Shakespeare. People keep dying while being dead! But he won't deny the star-crossed love story was quite appealing.
"Till your wife hears your thoughts child, then you'll be the crown Prince of swords- drawn love stories."
"Oh well but isn't the world below obsessing over it?" Salim was erked by the treatment of his mortal self on earth...A bit. "Will we be together at the end? Or will Shahenshah Jalal-ud-din Akbar use JK cement?"
"Sounds like a historical fairytale alright, only adding the bit about a tree and the Kali."
"You need to remember, the movies and the TV shows are nothing without adding some spice, the so called masala element to increase the TRP ratings and earn money. Some supernatural events, some illogical tracks, some new unknown characters to our galaxy, some unseen ways to kill or murder, a strange love story and the list goes on! "
"So all that is not so unique in their own way..." Salim processed the detail and indulged, what if the viewers, like him, were not satisfied with what they're currently watching ?
Just for the element of surprise their mammoth personalities are being reduced to the level of sidekicks in a Hollywood musical. The likes of him who gave the world the envy of lifestyle goals are now draped in silks from chandini chawk ki Badi dukaan.
The trauma will end him here before it ends down there. They'll need to do something permanent about the situation that is history.
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