kids r too quick

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America
CLASS: Maria
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank
FRANK: Because of the sign
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow
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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I am...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

😆 don't u think, children r very quick😆

ive read dis b4..buh weneva i see this agen n agen..it alwayz cracks me up😆😆esp. the last one!!😆