Desi Pick Up Lines

Thought some of these were funny!

"I don't want jalebis or gulab jamans... neither of them are as sweet as you!"

"You put the desi in desirable."

"You are the chutney to my samosa."

"Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai."

"The day I saw you, I cancelled my shaadi.com account"

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