Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes
over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives
him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour,
get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who
bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese,
Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank
the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship,
not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, , Carlsberg, Spielberg you're all the
same."