Spam Lovers ;);) #10 (open for all IF-ians) - Page 47

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :
Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting& a third guy comes along, sees them andwalks on..
That's MUMBAI..
Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting& a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up..
That's DELHI.
Scenario 3 : Two guys fighting and third guy comes nearby house and says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else."
That's BANGALORE..
Scenario 4 : Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there
That's AHEMDABAD.
Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.. Now 50 guys are fighting..
You are in PUNJAB.
Scenario 6 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them..
You are in WASSEYPUR..
Scenario 7: Two guys fighting third guy comes and start beatingthe weaker one...
You are in KANPUR...
Last Scenario : Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home asfriends..
You are definitely in GOA..

jitu ye padho kitna mast he 🤣

Originally posted by: -Skipper-

didu ap agai🤗doc k pas gie?

Originally posted by: ...Such...

nahi mila doc kal milega aaj half day he sabko

maine ice cream aur 2-3 chewing gum khaa liye ab zara kam he dard

Originally posted by: -Skipper-

kal ap jarur jana.
Kya ice cream se thik hogai?

Originally posted by: ...Such...

woh thanda lagta he na tab swelling kam hota he jitu

Originally posted by: ...Such...

jitu mujhe usme bangalore ka pasand aaya ekdum correct he 🤣

aur ahemdabad ka bhi mast he 🤣

aur punjab ka bhi 🤣

hilarious he

Originally posted by: -Skipper-

aesa he kya?

Originally posted by: -Skipper-

haa🤣

Originally posted by: ...Such...

jituu dentist ke paas jaake waapis aate he na unn sabko ice cream khaane ki salaah dete he doctor

wahi ek cheez mujhe pasand he ki ice cream milta he 🤣

waise dard fir se shuru hoying haila