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678002

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Boy:"hey,

i love u,

meri gf banogi.. ??

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Grl:"hmmm!

Apna numbr de do,

jab current bf se break-up hoga

to miss call kar dungi...🤣

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678002

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Posted: 12 years ago

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1PagaL Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad

"O Teri " Ye To Wohi H
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Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha

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678002

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi?
Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai...🤣

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678002

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Teachar: Whats Full Form Of M.A.T.H.S...??

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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi...

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678002

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Posted: 12 years ago

#365

Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalege.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalege
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UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!

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