Spam Lovers ;);) #5 (open for all IF-ians) - Page 28

Originally posted by: AttitudePrince

Ab tum Batao Boss Konsa Office Hai Tumhara 🤣

Ek aadmi: Beta,
Tumhari Age kya hai ??
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Baccha: Ji,
Ghar mein 14
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School mein 12
train mein 7 aur
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Facebook pe 18
saal. 🤣

Originally posted by: AttitudePrince

Ek larke ne larki k0 pr0p0se kia!!!
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Larki ne larke k0 khub mara!
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Utha utha k mara...!
Chapal se mara...!
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Patharo se pita...! .
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Ghasit ghasit k mara...!
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Larka utha aur kapre jharty huy
bola... !!!
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T0 phir me INKAAR samjhu??? 🤣

Originally posted by: ...Such...

koi office nahi he 🤣

Originally posted by: AttitudePrince

Jhuti 🤣

Santa train me ek seat
par akela
leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur
bola:"bhai
thoda side me ho jaiye
mujhe bhi
... baithna hai
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Santa:"tujhe pata hai
mai kaun
hu..??
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Aadmi darr k dusri jagah
baith
gaya
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phir ek pahalwan aaya
aur
bola:"side me ho ja
chotu mujhe
baithna hai
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Santa:"abe oye tujhe
pata hai mai
kaun hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki
gardan
pakad k utha liya aur
bola:"haanbol tu kaun
hai..??
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Santa:"ji mai " Mareez "
hu.. 2 din
se tezz bukhar
hai. 🤣

Originally posted by: ...Such...

sachi 🤣

Really Girls are very Smart... :p
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
... . Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku, dedo...
ye huyi na Baat. 🤣

Originally posted by: AttitudePrince

Santa train me ek seat
par akela
leta tha
.
.
.
Ek aadmi aaya aur
bola:"bhai
thoda side me ho jaiye
mujhe bhi
... baithna hai
.
.
.
.
Santa:"tujhe pata hai
mai kaun
hu..??
.
.
.
Aadmi darr k dusri jagah
baith
gaya
.
.
.
.
phir ek pahalwan aaya
aur
bola:"side me ho ja
chotu mujhe
baithna hai
.
.
.
.
Santa:"abe oye tujhe
pata hai mai
kaun hu
.
.
.
.
Pahalwan ne santa ki
gardan
pakad k utha liya aur
bola:"haanbol tu kaun
hai..??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa:"ji mai " Mareez "
hu.. 2 din
se tezz bukhar
hai. 🤣

waise tum kaha rehte ho ???