1. Sit up. Say "time to make the doughnuts." Leave. Do this often.
2. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.
3. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at any areas of the room that are sunny.
4. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say "hello." Look confused and hang up.
5. Answer the alarm clock when the phone rings and vice versa.
6. Hang your posters upside down.
7. Unwrap a candy bar. Throw the chocolate away. Eat the wrapper. Smile.
8. When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune.
9. Constantly drink from an empty glass.
10. Announce "nature is calling." Run for the phone. Answer it.
11. Seal an envelope. Write a letter. Complain loudly that you cannot get it into the envelope. Discard and repeat.
12. Aerate your underwear drawer. Claim "they" are not getting enough oxygen.
13. Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or gloves.
14. Respond to your roommate's questions with unrelated answers.
15. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
16. Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.
17. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."
18. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed.
19. Start wearing a crown all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off say, "What the hell do you think you are? A king?"
20. Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, but leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it and then say, "Hey, where the hell is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
21. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
22. Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.
23. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"
24. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you usually would.
25. Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.
26. Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.
27. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he/she knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the empty side of the room with concern.
28. Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream in pain. Cry hysterically for a few minutes and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.
29. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
30. Everytime you see your roommate yell, "_________!" and kick him/her in the stomach. Then buy him/her some ice cream.
31. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."
32. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."
33. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies". All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
34. Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can't guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.
35. Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that you've been having terrible nightmares.
36. Hang a tire swing from the ceiling. Act like a monkey. If someone besides your roommate comes in, cease acting like a monkey and claim that the tire swing was your roommate's idea. When you and your roommate are alone again, continue acting like a monkey.
37. Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic training. Set up little checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted area and not to do it again. Ask your roommate to apoligize to the camel.
38. Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roomate that the lobster is making up its own rules.
39. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."
40. As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
41. Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.
42. Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Oh my God! Where the hell am I?!?" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about.
43. Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and napkin. Throw everything else away.
44. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you!" and storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
45. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roomate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.
46. Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.
47. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
48. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."
49. Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out of the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.
50. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his side of the room. Insist that he remove all of his possessions immediately.
51. Start dressing like a Native American Indian. If your roommate inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your Native-American roots. If your roommate accuses you of not having any Native-American roots, claim that he/she has offended your people and put a curse on your roommate.
52. Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they are stupid and they don't know what they are talking about.
53. Steal something valuable of your roommate's. If he/she asks about it, tell him/her that you traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.
54. Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the lightbulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the cost of lightbulbs.
55. Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate that it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.
56. Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one that looks like your roommate. Burn it and explain, "It had to be done."
57. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.
58. Leave the room at random, knock on the door and wait for your roommate to let you back in. Do this often.
59. Go through your roommate's textbooks with a red pen, changing things and making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell him/her that you just couldn't take it anymore.
60. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
Post edited by mod because there was profanity in one of the 60 ways. Please do not post anything on I-F, with profanity in it!
Hindi TV Shows
Bindi
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Jodha Akbar
