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Posted: 19 years ago
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1 Idiot Test

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> Take this test to see how much of an idiot you are.
>
>
> 1. Have you ever been told you're an idiot?
>
> 2. Have you ever said, "Damn, I'm an idiot!"?
>
> 3. Do stationary objects impede your progress?
>
> 4. Have you ever tried to bite your own ear?
>
> 5. Do you have a cd that there is only one good song on?
>
> 6. Have you ever shot/thrown a deadly/semi-deadly weapon into the air and
> then tried to catch it?(knife, blowgun dart, hammer, hatchet, open
stapler,
> real javelin, toaster, etc.)
>
> 7. In your post-toddler years, have you coherently ever misspelled a word
> with less than five letters?
>
> 8. Do you stick your tongue out of your mouth when doing a simple task
such
> as changing the TV channel or writing?
>
> 9. Have you ever tried to pierce a body part yourself?
>
> 10. Is you I.Q. less than 90?
>
> 11. Have you ever had a single vending machine eat more than $3 of yours
at
> a time?
>
> 12. Have you ever coherently written something really redundant like "$10
> dollars"?
>
> 13. Did you have to read question #12 more than once to see what I was
> getting at?
>
> 14. Have you ever woofed at your dog thinking that it would understand
> you?(This also applies for meowing at cats, squeaking at hamsters, etc.)
>
> 15. Have you ever eaten a sticky, messy food like macaroni and cheese
with
> your fingers because you didn't want to eat it with a utensil?
>
> 16. Have you ever fallen backwards out of your chair?
>
> 17. Have you ever fallen into a river/ditch/hole while not high or drunk?
>
> 18. Have you ever eaten/drank something non-edible?
>
> 19. Have you ever yelled a profane word out of a window just as old
ladies
> pass by?
>
> 20. Have you jumped/fallen off of a second-story balcony for no reason and
landed
> on the ground with no padding?
>
> 21. Have you ever said you were high or drunk just to be cool even though
> you really weren't?
>
> 22. Have you ever locked yourself in a room and not been able to get out?
>
> 23. Have you ever dropped a lot of your stuff in public?
>
> 24. Have you ever intentionally passed up an opportunity to talk to
someone
> that you thought was really hot?
>
> 25. Do you type emails for fun?
>
> Now add up the amount of times you answered yes, multiply it by four. If you have done two things mentioned in a question, such as in #20 if you have both jumped and fallen off of a balcony, give yourself double points. The
> result is the percentage that you are an idiot. Send this to the person
> that sent this to you and then forward it on to more people.
>
> 0% - Not possible.
> 1 - 10% - Extremely unbelievable.
> 11 - 50% - Slightly possible.
> 51 - 75% - Realistic.
> 76 - 100% - Definitely an idiot.
>
> Post your score here.
> |
> |/
>

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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 tahmina u joka ok i got my result but shuld i say it here or should i pm it 2 u?
oh who cares i got 8 which means extremely unbeleivable but i wanted 2 get 0 😆 😆 oh well 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
#3
😆 😆 😆 my cousin ended up as slightly possible 😆 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 😆 I got under 10% 😆
What did u get tammy? 😉
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Posted: 19 years ago
#5

Originally posted by: Sarah13

😆 😆 I got under 10% 😆
What did u get tammy? 😉

😆😆😆You got 10%!😆

Mainai nahi check kiya...I just copy paste without even reading the mail😆😉Well....Im gonna check this out...its interesting😉

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Posted: 19 years ago
#6

Originally posted by: tahmina_1994

1 Idiot Test

Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

> Take this test to see how much of an idiot you are.
>
>
> 1. Have you ever been told you're an idiot?

😆😆😆Yeah!My sister called me that once😡
>
> 2. Have you ever said, "Damn, I'm an idiot!"?

No...
>
> 3. Do stationary objects impede your progress?

Nope
>
> 4. Have you ever tried to bite your own ear?

No!How on Earth can I do that?
>
> 5. Do you have a cd that there is only one good song on?

Yeah😉
>
> 6. Have you ever shot/thrown a deadly/semi-deadly weapon into the air and
> then tried to catch it?(knife, blowgun dart, hammer, hatchet, open
stapler,
> real javelin, toaster, etc.)

Yeah...I just did it a while ago in the kitchen😉
>
> 7. In your post-toddler years, have you coherently ever misspelled a word
> with less than five letters?

Erm...I dont remember😕
>
> 8. Do you stick your tongue out of your mouth when doing a simple task
such
> as changing the TV channel or writing?

Lolz, I was just doing that a while ago...and my nani is like "Oye" and I got scared and put my tongue back in😆

And this girl who sits behind me in class, Raya she always does that and once Mr. Schuster he's like "Raya, look here" and he imatated Raya😆😆😆
>
> 9. Have you ever tried to pierce a body part yourself?

Yeah!
>
> 10. Is you I.Q. less than 90?
>
> 11. Have you ever had a single vending machine eat more than $3 of yours
at
> a time?

No...😉Because if the machine eats 1 dollar, I know its busted so I got ot the next one.
>
> 12. Have you ever coherently written something really redundant like "$10
> dollars"?

Yeah!
>
> 13. Did you have to read question #12 more than once to see what I was
> getting at?

No😉
>
> 14. Have you ever woofed at your dog thinking that it would understand
> you?(This also applies for meowing at cats, squeaking at hamsters, etc.)

Lolz, I never did that to my weasel😉So No
>
> 15. Have you ever eaten a sticky, messy food like macaroni and cheese
with
> your fingers because you didn't want to eat it with a utensil?

Yeah!Lolz...
>
> 16. Have you ever fallen backwards out of your chair?

Yeah...once I was like moving my chair back and forth and I fell backwards😆
>
> 17. Have you ever fallen into a river/ditch/hole while not high or drunk?

Nope
>
> 18. Have you ever eaten/drank something non-edible?

Yeah...
>
> 19. Have you ever yelled a profane word out of a window just as old
ladies
> pass by?

Yeah...😆
>
> 20. Have you jumped/fallen off of a second-story balcony for no reason and
landed
> on the ground with no padding?

No
>
> 21. Have you ever said you were high or drunk just to be cool even though
> you really weren't?

Yeah
>
> 22. Have you ever locked yourself in a room and not been able to get out?

Yeah...Lolz...when I used to live in Mississauga, I was like only 3 and I locked myself up and then I was crying and screaming and all and my mom called my dad from work and my dad got me out😆
>
> 23. Have you ever dropped a lot of your stuff in public?

Yeah...it was embarrassing...I dropped my pencil case...and it has all these neat stuff in it...alot of it...oh well...
>
> 24. Have you ever intentionally passed up an opportunity to talk to
someone
> that you thought was really hot?

Ermm...🤔No!Mr. Schuster isnt hot!😆😉
>
> 25. Do you type emails for fun?

Yeah...on incredi mail
>
> Now add up the amount of times you answered yes, multiply it by four. If you have done two things mentioned in a question, such as in #20 if you have both jumped and fallen off of a balcony, give yourself double points. The
> result is the percentage that you are an idiot. Send this to the person
> that sent this to you and then forward it on to more people.
>
> 0% - Not possible.
> 1 - 10% - Extremely unbelievable.
> 11 - 50% - Slightly possible.
> 51 - 75% - Realistic.
> 76 - 100% - Definitely an idiot.
>
> Post your score here.

Erm...I'd rather not!Its embarrassing😳You figure it out yourself😉
> |
> |/
>

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Posted: 19 years ago
#7
lolzzz thanx for sharing!!😆😆 i got 10%😛😛
the only thing in that list i've done is fallen backwards out of your chair like a million times......😆😆 lolzzzzz i have a bad habbit swinging on ma chair


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Posted: 19 years ago
#8
hehe I got slightly possible 😆

thnx for sharing 😆 😆

-Areej
😛
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Posted: 19 years ago
#9

> Take this test to see how much of an idiot you are.
>
>
> 1. Have you ever been told you're an idiot? Yes 😆
>
> 2. Have you ever said, "Damn, I'm an idiot!"? Nope
>
> 3. Do stationary objects impede your progress? Nope
>
> 4. Have you ever tried to bite your own ear?Ewww.... No way
>
> 5. Do you have a cd that there is only one good song on?No
>
> 6. Have you ever shot/thrown a deadly/semi-deadly weapon into the air and
> then tried to catch it?(knife, blowgun dart, hammer, hatchet, open
stapler,
> real javelin, toaster, etc.)Yes , But In The Kicthen
>
> 7. In your post-toddler years, have you coherently ever misspelled a word
> with less than five letters? I dont remember😕
>
> 8. Do you stick your tongue out of your mouth when doing a simple task
such
> as changing the TV channel or writing? No
>
> 9. Have you ever tried to pierce a body part yourself? Yeah
>
> 10. Is you I.Q. less than 90? No
>
> 11. Have you ever had a single vending machine eat more than $3 of yours
at
> a time? Yes
>
> 12. Have you ever coherently written something really redundant like "$10
> dollars"? Yes
>
> 13. Did you have to read question #12 more than once to see what I was
> getting at? No
>
> 14. Have you ever woofed at your dog thinking that it would understand
> you?(This also applies for meowing at cats, squeaking at hamsters, etc.) No

>
> 15. Have you ever eaten a sticky, messy food like macaroni and cheese
with
> your fingers because you didn't want to eat it with a utensil? Yes 😆
>
> 16. Have you ever fallen backwards out of your chair?Yes 😆
>
> 17. Have you ever fallen into a river/ditch/hole while not high or drunk?
> No
> 18. Have you ever eaten/drank something non-edible?
> No
> 19. Have you ever yelled a profane word out of a window just as old
ladies
> pass by? No

> 20. Have you jumped/fallen off of a second-story balcony for no reason and
landed
> on the ground with no padding? No
>
> 21. Have you ever said you were high or drunk just to be cool even though
> you really weren't? No
>
> 22. Have you ever locked yourself in a room and not been able to get out? Yes (Once When I was a baby 😆 I locked myself in the washroom )
>
> 23. Have you ever dropped a lot of your stuff in public? No
>
> 24. Have you ever intentionally passed up an opportunity to talk to
someone
> that you thought was really hot? No
>

> 25. Do you type emails for fun? No
>
> Now add up the amount of times you answered yes, multiply it by four. If you have done two things mentioned in a question, such as in #20 if you have both jumped and fallen off of a balcony, give yourself double points. The
> result is the percentage that you are an idiot. Send this to the person
> that sent this to you and then forward it on to more people.
>
> 0% - Not possible.
> 1 - 10% - Extremely unbelievable.
> 11 - 50% - Slightly possible.
> 51 - 75% - Realistic.
> 76 - 100% - Definitely an idiot.
>
> Post your score here. 28 % 😲

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