Candidate: MP, Sir
Officer: Tell me properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pak, sir.
Officer: &nbs p; Your father's name?
Candidate: MP sir
Officer: &nbs p; What does that mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pak, sir.
Officer: &nbs p; Your native Place?
Candidate: MP, sir.
Officer: &nbs p; Is it Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, its Nunnur Pur, sir.
Officer: &nbs p; What is your qualification?
Candidate: &n bsp; MP sir.
Officer: &nbs p; (Angrily) What is it?
Candidate: &n bsp; Metric Pass sir.
Officer: &nbs p; Why d you need a job?
Candidate: &n bsp; MP, sir.
Officer: &nbs p; And what does that mean?
Candidate: &n bsp; Moneyt Problem, sir.
Officer: &nbs p; Describe your personality.
Candidate: &n bsp; MP, sir.
Officer: &nbs p; Explain yourself clearly!
Candidate: &n bsp; Magnanimous Personality, sir.
Officer: &nbs p; Discussion is over, you may go now.
Candidate: MP, sir.
Officer: &nbs p; What is it now?
Candidate: &n bsp; My preformance?
Candidate: What is that, sir?
Officer: Mentally Punished!