A 17 year old who applied for a job at MC DONALDS
name::GREG BULMASH
SEX::NOT YET WAITING FOR THE RIGHT PERSON
DESIRED POSITION::COMAPANY'S PRESIDENT OR VICE PRESIDENT.bUT SERIOUSLY IF I WANTED TO BE PICKY I WOULDNT HAVE APPLIED HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE
dESIRED sALARY $185000A YEAR PLUS STOCK EXCHANGE
EDUCATION::YES
LAST POSITION HELD::TARGET FIOR MIDDLE MANAGEMENT HOSTILITY
SALARY::LESS THAN I AM WORTH
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT::MY HUGE COLLECTION OF STOLEN PENS
REASON FOR LEAVING::IT SUCKED
PREFFERED HOURS::1:30 TO 3:30 PM ONLY ON TUESDAYS,THURSDAYS AND FRIDAYS
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS:: YES BUT THEY'RE BETTER SUITED IN IN MORE INTIMATEENVIRONMENT
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYEE::YES SURE IF I HAD ONE
DO YOU HAVE ANY ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING ABOUT 50 LBS?::OF WHAT?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR::I THINK THE MOST APPROPRIATE QUESTION HERE WOULD BE DO YOU HAVE A CAR THAT RUNS?
HAVE YOU GOT ANY SPECIAL RECOGNITION::I MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER
DO YOU SMOKE::AT THE JOB NO WAY DURING BREAK SUREEEEEEE
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS FULLY TRUE YES ABSOLUTELY TRUE
SIGN HERE :: ARIES
DID THEY HIRE HIM
YES THEY DID BECAUSE HE WAS STUPID AND FUNNY 😆
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