funny riddles

Q. Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
A. Pet Sylvania.

Q. Why should you walk carefully when it's raining cats and dogs?
A. You might step in a poodle.






Q. How do you call a barber cat?
A. Yell..."Hair Kitty!"



Q. What do you call a cat that does trick?
A. A magic kit.



Q. What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A. Light mouse work.



Q. Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
A. Catch.





Q. Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
A. Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Q. Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
A. To a mewseum.



Q. What do English cats drink in the afternoon?
A. Kit-tea.



Q: What do you call a cat with a machine gun?
A: Sir.




Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. He was dead.


Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Monkey see, monkey do.


Q. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Peer pressure



Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow.

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.




Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger with a canary?
A: Who knows, but if it sings, you'd better listen!


Q. Why does a tiger have stripes?
A. So he won't be spotted.


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