funny Question!

Originally posted by: pure_choclate

-How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? As much as a wood chuck wants

-If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn? White

-What's the Sound of one hand clapping? A wave (I know it's a stupid answer but its the only thing that came to mind!)

-If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless? Homeless

-If it will all be better in the end, how do you know when the end is? When everything's better than it was to bein with

-If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice? - To prove everyone wrong. We can be perfect - imperfection for some is perfection for others

-If we use our dirty hands to get clean with soap, does that do the job? No we have to wash twice😆

-Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"? No it would be a physically challenged fly

-If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2 insted of #1? Because number one is jinxed

-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's what the ducks were doing

-If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital Because if you're in the hospital you're already sick so it would make little difference

-If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test? I refuse to draw myself into the answer for this one😉😆

-If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist For effect!

-Do fish ever get thirsty? No, never 😉

-If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick? Yes it would!

-If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends? Because she's too busy with all her careers to buy them herself!

-If all the world is a stage, what part are you playing? I'm the director!

-What shape is the sky? No clue!