~ The 2008 Wacky Bheja Fry Awards! ~

Salaam-Namaste Doston!

It's time for yet another party on I-F! I know, I know, you guys are getting tired of wishing people everyday ;)

But this is an attempt at something very different.

The goal of this event is to give bheja fries some time off to party, and to give them some recognition, in an ek dum jhakaas style ;)

Okay maybe it's not very 'jhakaas' :P 😉

But…put on your party dresses, and have your hands ready for applause…because some very special guests are coming over to I-F, just to present wacky awards to our wacky Viewbies today…⭐️

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Let's take a sneak peak at the audience…😉

Our first, special guest of this evening is…

Badshaah of Bollywood…

The superb actor…Mr. Shah Rukh Khan!😛

*applause*

Ooo ladies, who is he giving that thumbs up too? ;)

Right behind him, is the charming Saif Ali Khan, hand in hand with beautiful beau Kareena Kapoor.

What's this? Bebo is looking very insecure today. Saif Bhai, please stop checking out our Viewbies, we don't want bloodshed on our carpet :O

Arrrrreyyyyy. BRB!

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*whispers to Anshu*

Madzz - Anshu, what is this?!

Anshu – What is what? *clown*

Madzz – What is up with these seating arrangements?

Anshu, **putting on some borrowed boy repellant perfume** - Oh those. Aren't they perfect? 🤡

Madzz – "Perfect?! You call that perfect? Didn't I tell you there should be absolutely no bloodshed at the ceremony?"

Anshu – Yea yea, who's shedding your blood? 😊

Madzz – There's no blood yet, thank god for that! But, what is up with the seating arrangements? Why are Aamir, Shah Rukh, and Amitabh sitting in the same row?

Anshu – Oh that, well, I was tired of their stupid arguments, so decided might as well get them talking. And anyways, you should be grateful they're not fighting over the same seat. *both turn around to see the actors fighting over the same seat…*

Madzz – Oh GOD!! ANSHU! Go SEPARATE THEIR SEATS NOW.

Anshu – 😲 *SCREAMS* SHIPO come here and do some work!

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*returns*

Sorry for the interruption guys, we had a few problems with the seating arrangements….🥱

So now, back to the audience….sitting next to Saif and Kareena is…o.O

Amrita Rao?

And sitting next to her is Shahid Kapoor?

Oh godd..😲

I think we should drift away from the audience, and go back to the awards ceremony, this is too much to take in at once …😕

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Okay, without any further introductions, or bashans, I shall bring up the first category. Our first category of the evening is...

*Funniest Viewbie*

And presenting this award is…oh my…we have a Spanish soccer star coming up on stage…😲

Cesc Fabregas! 😛

*applause*

Fabregas: Hello Everyone! This is my first time coming here, and it's a pleasure to be here and present this award, especially because I already know who's winning. *winks* And the Funniest Viewbie of I-F is…my huge fan…*VaVaVoom14*! ⭐️

*applause*

Congrats Anshu!! Here's your special award, made by our very talented rima791! Thanks Rima! (She made 2, so you can choose whichever one you like best Anshu! =P

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The category for our next award is:

*Most Nave Viewbie*

And to present this award, we'd like to call upon the stage…the beautiful….

Priyanka Chopra!

*applause*

Priyanka: Good evening everyone! It's great to be here today, I hope everyone's having a great time. *opens envelope* and the award for the Most Nave Viewbie goes to… *Aman_I*! ⭐️

*applause*

Congrats Aman!! Here's your special award, also made by our very talented rima791! Thanks Rima!

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Do you see any of these > 🤓 around? Whoops, we can't tell if the person next door is wearing glasses or not can we? Well, I guess we gotta ask our Viewbie friends which one of them is the geekiest...

Hmm..orr..we can have another 🤓 up on stage...

Lets all welcome...that charming wizard boy...Harry Potter 😉😆

*applause*

Harry: *brithish accent *Hullo Everyone! Thanks to great weather, I was able to fly in just in time for this. ☺️ And, the geekiest Viewbie of I-F is.*opens envelop*...diyafah!

Congrats Anu! Here's your special award, made by our very creative desigrl05!

Thanks Jhanvi!

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We've got the funny one, the naive one, and the geekiest one. But which one is the cutest? 😉

Hmm, I guess our next presenter will have to announce that...

Please welcome...the cutest Bollywood actor (in my opinion at least :P) Shahid Kapoor!

*applause*

Shahid: Thank you everyone. *opens envelop* I'm very pleased to announce that the award for the cutest Viewbie goes to x-Minali-x! Congrats sweetheart!

*Minali passes out at the word sweetheart* 😆

Congo Minu!! Here's your special award, made by our very creative smarty pants aka Simply_Smart! Thanks Smarty!

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Our Viewbies have very unique personalities...especially these 3 special ones. Would you like to know who has the "Best Personality"?

Please welcome...our fab Viewbie :P Shipo! 😛😆

*applause*

Shif: Hi everyone! I'm pleased to present this special award to these special friends of mine...*opens envelop* and the one with the most rocking personality here has got to be...*VaVaVoom14*, *Sunita*, and nibbles!

*applause*

Congrats guys! Here's your special award, made by me =) Hope you like it!

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Well, you gotta admit, us Viewbies, we can be quite creative ! 😉 But this special Viewbie, is definitely the *Most Creative* out of all of us!

Now, please take out your personal fans, cuz it's about to get super hot in here...

Please welcome...the hot, the HOT, THE HOTT! (😆) Muzammil Ibrahim! ☺️

*applause*

Muzammil: Good evening everyone! I just left my latest photo shoot to come present this award to this creative fan of mine 😉😆 ...*opens envelop* *delicious grin* The Most Creative Viewbie of I-F is...should I tell you? 😉😆 Haha okay, before you throw the tomatoes...it's...SuhanaSafar!

*applause*

*Rabia drops all her med school homework 😆*

Congrats Rabia!

Here's your special award, made by our very creative BengaliChica92.

Thanks Snighda!

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Bored already? Aww you poor poor humans :P

Well, we have a little treat for you. What's an award ceremony without some music and masti?

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome on stage, the gorgeous…Katrina Kaif!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AunR26Cy-qY&feature=related

Have fun watching the performance! & stay tuned for several more wacky awards! I'll be back after a short break ;]

Welcome back doston! I hope you enjoyed Katrina's performance! We all know Sallu did ;]

And if you guys still are bored, then don't worry, we still have a lot in store for you :P

*hears loud arguing*

*whispers* What's going on back there?

*No answer*

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Mr. Shakeel Siddiquki and Comedy Circus host, Shruti on stage!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLNwvNnTQ-Y[/YOUTUBE

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*runs backstage while audience watches Shakeel's performance*

Tarah: lol means laugh out loud, k means okay, emo means emotions, get it!!

Shif: No, I still don't get it Tarah

Tarah: OMG(this means Oh My God btw,[that means by the way])oh god I'm about to shoot myself now!

Shif: You were really excited a minute ago, why kill yourself now? Very emo no?

Tarah: JUST FORGET IT!

Shif: Forget what? And why haven't you sent an entry for the VB Banner Contest yet?

Tarah: Didn't I already tell you, I'm busy.

Shif: I don't CARE! I only got 2 entries, Madzz has been scaring everyone away!

*I make an entry* : Um excuse me?! Not my fault I suck at this stuff! And truly, if Donny had sent an entry meri vaat lagjati 😕 Aur Jungli Billi toh…dear God, mein apni entri waapis lairahin hoon, in logon ko waapis bulao. *storms off*

Back on stage:

Shakeel Uncle, thank you for your wonderful performance! Lets present some more awards now…😛

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The category for our next award is:

"Shyest Viewbie"

And to prevent this award, we'd like to call up on stage…

Dr. Atul Joshi of Dill Mill Gayye, aka, Pankit Thakkar.

*applause*

Pankit: Good evening everyone! I hope you're enjoying the ceremony. It's an honor to present the Shyest Viewbie award… *opens envelop* and the award goes to…..*chuckles/blush* I named my plant after her, my favorite viewbie, trina1!!

*applause*

Congrats Trina!! Here's your special award, made by our very talented VB, ~*manai*~. Thanks Manai!

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Okay so friends, what do you think is the yummiest food?

Ice Cream?

Pizza?

Or Spaghetti?

While you choose, lets find out who our

"Yummiest Viewbie" is!

To present this yummy award, we'd like to call upon stage…the cutie pie of Banoo Mein Teri Dulhan...Sharad Malhotra! 😉

*applause*

Sharad: Hello Everyone! *cute grin* Great to be here today! ☺️ *peeks* A yummy lady had bagged this yummy award! ☺️The award for the yummiest Viewbie goes to…*opens envelop*…oh wow, definitely very yummy….India-Forums yummiest Viewbie for 2008 is…noodles!

*applause*

Congrats Noodles! Here's your special award, made by ~Deep~! Thanks Deep!

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Are you convincing? Can you make someone do something they aren't willing to do? Well, we have a few of those on I-F…and one has grabbed the title. So let's find out who the "Most Convincing Viewbie" is.

To present this award, we'd like to call upon stage…Bollywood's chocolate boy…the cute…Ranbir Kapoor!

*applause*

Ranbir: Good evening everyone! I've come down here specially to present this award to my favorite Viewbie and fan! The most convincing Viewbie of I-F is…*Shifali*

*applause*

Congrats Shifali!

Here's your special award, made by shockalot. Thanks Shaz!

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Hmm guys…lets move onto some very interesting awards ;]

Lemme ask a question first…we get several spammers on I-F don't we? Are any of those Viewbies…well, as much as we'd hope we didn't have any spammers, we definitely have some of those ;]

These unique Viewbies love to spam any topic, i.e this awards one, or a birthday thread, or any thread in the VS. But are you guys aware of the "Biggest Spammer"?

Guess our next presenter will have to tell us that…please welcome…Coffee Lounge owner…Jungli Billi aka Henna *cool*

*applause*

Henna: Firstly, I'm totally shocked I'm presenting an award 😆... but anyways.. I get to the present the best one… 'The biggest spammer.' ...*opens envelop and peeps inside*

I won't bet you anything for guessing it right otherwise loads of you will be running after me to collect your winnings. 😆😆 So without further-a-do... the winner is none other than the head of the spamming police herself… Anshu (*VaVaVoom14*)! 👏👏👏

Congratulations! May you improve your ways this year bheja fry! *ahem* .. no chance! 😊

*applause*

Congrats Anshu! Here's your special award, made by our very talented rima971! Thanks Rima!

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So yes, don't be so shocked, Viewbies do spam! :P But there's some sweet innocent ones who hardly spam at all. And this special one, is the most mature one when it comes to spamming. Wanna know who the "Least Spammer" is?

Please welcome…the legendary…Amitabh Bachan to find out!

*applause*

Bachan: Thanks everyone. I feel great to be here to present this award, especially because I believe spamming pollutes I-F…*opens envelop* And the least spammer of the viewbies is…*opens envelop* ramas!

*applause*

Congrats Raksha di! Here's your special award, made by me! Hope you like it! =)

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Chalo, so we have the biggest spammer and the least spammer, but there's always one who doesn't fall into either categories for a long while. Which one's this? Well, it's gotta be the "In-Active" Viewbie.

Lets all welcome the hot hunk…Karan Singh Grover to tell us!

KSG: Good evening everyone! Muah to all my ladies *wink*! So the most in-active Viewbie is… *opens envelop* Miss. Netherland!

Congrats! Here's your special award, made by our very talented rima791! Thanks Rima!

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We have another special performance up now; please welcome…the hot actress of Om Shanti Om and Bachna Ae Haseeno fame, Deepika Padukone…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AosP2baFJRE

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*backstage*

Is Donny COMB around? Hello? Anyone listening?

*everyone running around all over the place*

*spots Donny*

Donny!! Are you presenting the next award??

Donny: BEE AREE BEE *runs off*

*confused* Wwhhhaa-?

*Shipo and Tarah are drinking coffee at a corner*

Shipo: Tarah, Tarah! What does "BRB" mean?

Tarah: BRB means "Be right back"

Shipo: Jhooti....it means "Bee are bee"

Tarah: No!

Shipo: Yes!

Tarah: I'm smarter than you though

Shipo: Thats what I am saying....I'm smarter than you!!

Madzz – Who is going to present the next award?! Aghh! *stomps off*

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Originally posted by: *Shifali*

OMG....where is MY Immy, Ranbir and Shahid???

Faboulous awards Maddy!....Sooooooooooo funny.😆

I am sure Anshu is laughing her way here! Anu got the Geekiest...haha....who voted for her?