My Beloved TRP ji,
I remember waiting on the wings for years so our relationship could see the dawn of light one day. The day finally arrived where I was launched a mist tremendous curiosity and anticipation from people of all works. I very gracefully kissed your screens awaiting with baited breath for the initial response which was I must say was very pleasing ... I was a happy baby over the moon with happy smiles!
And why wouldn't I be, after all I am the most ambitious, magnanimous and expensive project to have ever graced your screens and I daresay there can be no one ... no one who can touch me in the times to come!
My confidence stems from my humongous dream ensemble cast, the glorifying weaponry and detailed apparel I exhibit ... all aided with modern computer art coupled with various enchanting background scores ... what else would one need? I cannot see how could I ever go wrong!!
But TRP ji, for some reason you have never openly showered your love on me ... on the other hand my love for you is unparalleled for ... I have gone overboard in my greed and desire to allure you ... distorting facts, deforming characters, falsing relationships, garbling the storyline ... just becoming nonsensical going on to being illogical at times ... it is only because I crave for your love ... I have taken every step possible in the name of creativity to creative havoc among my viewers just so you can embrace me! Thy love is only what I ask for!
My only dream is to create history, I don't really have the time to bother and ponder much about how the outside world is digesting what I am dishing ... for all I care they can argue and have a mahabharat for themselves justifying the epic and the characters ... after all everything is fair in love and war!
War, reminds me my end is near ... I still have a plate full to dish out ... now that gilli danda's (IPL) is over can we now take our relationship to the next level? ... I know you have many begum's ... but I desire and long to become your "Begum-E-Khaas" (TRP topper) ... I live only for you ... I cannot bear the thought of you loving someone more than me ... so be rest assured as the climax begins and I pledge I won't disappoint in distorting whatever remains!
In this Daram yudh I want you to have loads of crumpled tissues sobbing and proclaiming your love for me! As long as my heart beats I will hope to be your "Begum-E-Khaas" one day!!
Yours sincerely to be Begum-E-Khaas forever and ever,
Mahabharat
PS: In good humour!
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