Chit Chat Corner- Masti ka kurukshetra 5 - Page 104

Originally posted by: Sukanya_Datta

Kya similarity hai mujh me aur cyclone me??
Divz, kaha ho tum, jald aakar iska answer do...

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usne kaha mene vo aise kaha jaise ko reporte cyclone k ane ki warning de rha ho🤣k cyclone Tn mein parvesh kr chuka hai...bs AP ki or prasthan kr rha hai🤣

Originally posted by: 22pundirabhi

Omg my baby abhimanyu 😭 Arjun aur draupadi k baad agar fav character h mera to wo Abhi h😔

Ye comment achanak kaha se aya??😕😕😕
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Originally posted by: Ridzi123

In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the Krishna janma' part of it.

Masterji : "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born...

Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).

Masterji : "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, "Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?"

Masterji fainted.😆

🤣🤣this is hillarious ridz🤣

Originally posted by: ...sandhureet..

usne kaha mene vo aise kaha jaise ko reporte cyclone k ane ki warning de rha ho🤣k cyclone Tn mein parvesh kr chuka hai...bs AP ki or prasthan kr rha hai🤣

Aur tumne aise kaha bhi kyu???
Jaise kisi ane wale disaster ki khabr de rhi hoon??
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Upper radha k post p abhi ka naam dekhar yaad aaya.

Originally posted by: ...sandhureet..

yes ...naashbharta ek preshani hi to hai🤣or hm sb uske badal🤣🤣

to mai cyclone bhi hoon aur badal bhi...
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Originally posted by: 22pundirabhi

Upper radha k post p abhi ka naam dekhar yaad aaya.

Abhi ka naam dekhkar tumhe khud ke naam se pehle Abhimanyu ke naam ka yaad aya??🤪
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Originally posted by: Ridzi123

What would happen If Mahabharata would happen in this era... Enjoy Reading:
3. Duryodhana would claim he did Draupadi's vastraharan because she didn't call him, "Bhaiya."
5. Duryodhan would get Draupadi arrested u/s 66A of IT Act for updating her FB status; "Andhe ka putra andha hi hoga."
8. India TV headlines will be 'Draupdi ki saaree ka raaz, khulega Aaj, theek raat 8 baze!🤣🤣
9. TV reporters will ask Bheesm Pitamah on the bed of arrows: "How are you feeling? Kaise lag raha hai?"
10. After 13 years of Vanwaass Pandavas would have turned into Naxals.
13. Aishwarya would've replaced by Draupadi in L'Oreal shampoo advt. "5 problems, 1 solution."
20. Pandavas would have had to shift frequently because DLF and Jaypee Group would frequently take over jungles for housing projects!!! 😆

hillarious these specially🤣

Originally posted by: Ridzi123

What would happen If Mahabharata would happen in this era... Enjoy Reading:

1. Kauravas would have starved to death with only 9 subsidized LPG cylinders for 102 of them.

2. When Bheem meets Hanuman, he would hand him t-shirts saying, 'Being Hanuman,' and then run him over.

3. Duryodhana would claim he did Draupadi's vastraharan because she didn't call him, "Bhaiya."

4. Media would target Shree Krishna as Dwarka was in Gujarat.

5. Duryodhan would get Draupadi arrested u/s 66A of IT Act for updating her FB status; "Andhe ka putra andha hi hoga."

6. Draupadi would have been sobbing in a Satyameva Jayate episode.

7. Nandan Nilkeni would go mad during AADHAR data collection at the Kaurava household.

8. India TV headlines will be 'Draupdi ki saaree ka raaz, khulega Aaj, theek raat 8 baze!

9. TV reporters will ask Bheesm Pitamah on the bed of arrows: "How are you feeling? Kaise lag raha hai?"

10. After 13 years of Vanwaass Pandavas would have turned into Naxals.

11. News channels would pay millions for exclusive rights for live telecast of Draupadi's vastraharan.

12. Abhimanyu would have got the GYAN that getting out of Chakravyuh was easier than booking a Tatkal ticket on IRCTC."

13. Aishwarya would've replaced by Draupadi in L'Oreal shampoo advt. "5 problems, 1 solution."

14. Sanjaya would have minted billions by selling satellite rights for the kurukshetra war.

15. Barkha's show would be renamed: 'The Yudh Stops Here'; Sagarika's: 'Face the Yudh' and Arnab's: 'The Yud Hour'

16. Only ND Tiwari will come close to having 100 children.

17. US would be begging India to share the Dron'e technology with them.

18. Lord Krishna will be Political Guru & Shakuni will be Management Guru.

19. There would be a 'Justice for Kauravas' campaign by Civil Society at India Gate against Pandavas for massacring the whole family.

20. Pandavas would have had to shift frequently because DLF and Jaypee Group would frequently take over jungles for housing projects!!!😆

🤣 🤣 Awesome 🤣

Originally posted by: Sukanya_Datta

Abhi ka naam dekhkar tumhe khud ke naam se pehle Abhimanyu ke naam ka yaad aya??🤪
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🤣🤣🤣nishu ka kuj nai ho skta🤣🤣