Chit Chat Corner- Masti ka kurukshetra 5 - Page 103

Originally posted by: ...sandhureet..

suku pandvas ki AT pe mandra rhi hai🤣

Mai mandra rhi hoon???😕😕
Lagta hai ki mai koi pareshanio ka badaal hoon, jo Pandavas AT par mandra rhi hoon...
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Originally posted by: ...sandhureet..

dekho na...hm to gam vali baat pr b hass pdte hain..ye to fr b normal thi🤣🤣...🤣vese sanskrit pe hassi i🤣naashbharta k liye abhiyaas kr rhi thi🤣

Tum log to Sanskrit ki bhi dhajjiyan udao ge NB me..
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Originally posted by: Sukanya_Datta

Ab mujhe cyclone ke sath compare kar diya..
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🤣socho...divz ne tume cyclone kaha🤣

Kya similarity hai mujh me aur cyclone me??
Divz, kaha ho tum, jald aakar iska answer do...

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What would happen If Mahabharata would happen in this era... Enjoy Reading:

1. Kauravas would have starved to death with only 9 subsidized LPG cylinders for 102 of them.

2. When Bheem meets Hanuman, he would hand him t-shirts saying, 'Being Hanuman,' and then run him over.

3. Duryodhana would claim he did Draupadi's vastraharan because she didn't call him, "Bhaiya."

4. Media would target Shree Krishna as Dwarka was in Gujarat.

5. Duryodhan would get Draupadi arrested u/s 66A of IT Act for updating her FB status; "Andhe ka putra andha hi hoga."

6. Draupadi would have been sobbing in a Satyameva Jayate episode.

7. Nandan Nilkeni would go mad during AADHAR data collection at the Kaurava household.

8. India TV headlines will be 'Draupdi ki saaree ka raaz, khulega Aaj, theek raat 8 baze!

9. TV reporters will ask Bheesm Pitamah on the bed of arrows: "How are you feeling? Kaise lag raha hai?"

10. After 13 years of Vanwaass Pandavas would have turned into Naxals.

11. News channels would pay millions for exclusive rights for live telecast of Draupadi's vastraharan.

12. Abhimanyu would have got the GYAN that getting out of Chakravyuh was easier than booking a Tatkal ticket on IRCTC."

13. Aishwarya would've replaced by Draupadi in L'Oreal shampoo advt. "5 problems, 1 solution."

14. Sanjaya would have minted billions by selling satellite rights for the kurukshetra war.

15. Barkha's show would be renamed: 'The Yudh Stops Here'; Sagarika's: 'Face the Yudh' and Arnab's: 'The Yud Hour'

16. Only ND Tiwari will come close to having 100 children.

17. US would be begging India to share the Dron'e technology with them.

18. Lord Krishna will be Political Guru & Shakuni will be Management Guru.

19. There would be a 'Justice for Kauravas' campaign by Civil Society at India Gate against Pandavas for massacring the whole family.

20. Pandavas would have had to shift frequently because DLF and Jaypee Group would frequently take over jungles for housing projects!!! 😆

Originally posted by: Sukanya_Datta

Mai mandra rhi hoon???😕😕
Lagta hai ki mai koi pareshanio ka badaal hoon, jo Pandavas AT par mandra rhi hoon...
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yes ...naashbharta ek preshani hi to hai🤣or hm sb uske badal🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Sukanya_Datta

Tum log to Sanskrit ki bhi dhajjiyan udao ge NB me..
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balike hm apna kaam sampoornta se krte hain🤣🤣yhi to hai hmara mahaan karya 🤣dhajiyaan udana🤣

Omg my baby abhimanyu 😭 Arjun aur draupadi k baad agar fav character h mera to wo Abhi h😔

Originally posted by: Ridzi123

In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the Krishna janma' part of it.

Masterji : "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born...

Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).

Masterji : "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, "Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?"

Masterji fainted.😆

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