OS - Being Shakuni (pg 142) Duryodhana's killing (pg 139) - Page 99

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

Krishan preaching mini geeta to Drona..

Krishna: Aacharya, did you ever instill good values in your son ? Did you make a good person out of him ? Did he ever learn compassion, honesty, mind control ? You gave him money, power but did you guide him to use it wisely ?

Drona starts crying..

Drona: i admit all my faults. I loved my son so much that I got blinded to his faults. I did adharm.

Krishna feels relaxed.. another gullible guy trapped in his preaching.. Another easy kill indeed. He smiles gently in anticipation.

Drona continues..

Drona:I was planning to lay down my arms earlier but now you opened my eyes. I will use my most destructive divyaastras and kill all of your army quickly. I cant wait for this war to get over with so I take my son away and spend time and teach him everything you just preached me. Thanks Madhav..

Krishna, stupefied stands motionless like rest of universe.. As saying goes.. you can fool few all the time or all for some time.. But you can not fool all of them all the time.

Originally posted by: Sabhayata

this entire concept of GG to every kaurav warrior is highly flawed if these people could get convinced with just GG then what was the need for this war

krishna ji should have given GG to dury and co long time ago and everything would have been resolved

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

Krishan preaching mini geeta to Drona..

Krishna: Aacharya, did you ever instill good values in your son ? Did you make a good person out of him ? Did he ever learn compassion, honesty, mind control ? You gave him money, power but did you guide him to use it wisely ?

Drona starts crying..

Drona: i admit all my faults. I loved my son so much that I got blinded to his faults. I did adharm.

Krishna feels relaxed.. another gullible guy trapped in his preaching.. Another easy kill indeed. He smiles gently in anticipation.

Drona continues..

Drona:I was planning to lay down my arms earlier but now you opened my eyes. I will use my most destructive divyaastras and kill all of your army quickly. I cant wait for this war to get over with so I take my son away and spend quality time with him teaching everything you just preached me. Thanks Madhav..

Krishna, stupefied stands frozen like rest of the army..

As saying goes.. you can fool few all the time or all for some time.. But you can not fool all of them all the time.

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

Kurukshetra War - II

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Yudhi Strategy

Krishna:Pitamah has decimated our army. We must stop him by hook or crook.
Abhi:(excitedly) I am ready to die.

true ⭐️Abhi is bit suicidal I too noticed 😆
Krishna:(patiently)Not now. Your time will come. Any one else?

Yudhi:I have a full plan ready. Pitamah is killing our army faster than we can count. Hence I have hired professional mourners 🤣a
Nakul:Jyeshta, did you notice our professional slow motion jump from the chariots each time when Pitamaha forced us out ? All foot soldiers were proud of us.
Yudhi:I did. But please try to co-ordinate with Pitamah. Last time you jumped even before Pitamah took aim at you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

As for you Arjuna..

Arjuna:I did all I could. I stayed transfixed in my chariot. My look of dismay, horror and sadness was spot on. I even managed to keep Gandiva from being knocked off by Pitamaha's arrows which he threw casually by hand.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yudhi:I cant imagine what else you could have done under circumstances. Good job. After all you have Krishna to guide you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Krishna:(impatiently) Any ideas how to confront Pitamah ? We must KILL him.
Yudhi:Oh that's a good idea. I was super busy with death administration and management project so did not get time to think about it.
Abhi:As I mentioned, I am born to die and ready to sacrifice myself.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Krishna:and how I wish Arjuna.. that you have asked my Naraayani sena instead of me. I could have saved myself repeating zillionth time that we must slay Pitamah.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bheema kills 20 Kauravas

Bheema while fighting with 20 Gandhari's sons..

Kunda(Gandhari son): (Really scared)Well I had a bout of upset stomach and was in toilet during VH. I admit I was enjoying but for reasons unrelated to VH. Do you still plan to tear apart my bum ?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bheema:Now your turn to die Balaki..
Balaki:But I am not one of Kauravas. I am a humble gaurd.
Dury:(listening from within ring of fire) COWARD. You dare to lie just to escape death. You mean you are not my brother ??

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Balaki:But Maharaj, I am really a guard. One day, your real brother Balaki was talking to me when intoxicated, you entered the chamber and asked me to dine and wine with you and ordered him to station outside. You started calling me Balaki. I am with you since then.
Dury:(confused)Really.. Well.. I have 100 brothers and am bound to make mistake. But where is Balaki ? Why no one corrected me ?
Balaki:He serves as your bartender and masseur maharaj. We were all perplexed but then reasoned that perhaps you preferred me as your real brother. Thanks for all the fun by the way.
Dury:(angry)Wait till sunset you phony Balaki.. If Bheema leaves you I will make sure that you get proper massage from Balaki.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG
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Dron Vadh

Dury and Yudhi as usual engaged in exchanging/revealing their war strategies.

Dury:Bhratashree, I have devised a clever plan to kill you all. I have added poison in your dessert. When you eat the pudding tonight after the war, you will all die. HAHAHA. Beat this..
Yudhi:(alarmed) Sahadeva, quick. You know what to do.
Intelligent Sahadeva quickly runs back to camp to dispose off the pudding.

Yudhi now desperately in need to impress Dury..
Yudhi:Priya Anuj Dury, your plan is nothing. I have better plan. Today, anuj Bheema will kill Ashwatthama elephant and we will deliver Gurudeva a false news that his son Aswatthama was slayed to compel him to lay down his arms and we will kill him.
Dury:(alarmed)Dushy my dear bro, quick. You know what to do.
Dushy:Ofcourse Jyeshta.

Later, Dury is aghast to find severed head of Gurudeva.
Dury:I dont understand how this happened. We already knew their plan.
Dushy;Bhrata, it is our fate. I immediately decided to change the elephant's name and retired to my tent to think of a good name. After hours of deep thinking decided to name it Asvatthama with "v" instead of "w". But by then it was too late.. our Gurudev was killed.
Dury:But did you inform Gurudev of Pandava's scheme ?
Dushy:Oops !!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

Thankks panchaali for your generous comments and smileys.😆

I need to work on karnali os but drawing blank at the moment..😭

Do you really predict future or are you really one of cvs ?😆

What is in store of Mr Karna ? What do you predict ?

Originally posted by: amritat

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: AnuMP

Cots
I don't think I can ever forget the swoon. 😆