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Ok Rakhi di, back for more...
*ehem* let's begin.
You're sitting in a dark room, totally silent, you can hear your thoughts.
Rakhi, what the hell are you doing here!! Where am I! What's going on?
You try to move but you can't; the feeling of cold metal on your wrists ... the hard wooden chair you are sitting on ...
*creek*
The door opens, you see some light, but as your eyes move frantically trying to capture every angle of light, the door closes with a slam. You begin to breath heavily as you hear footsteps approaching you. Who was it?
A click and a thick beam of light covers you. You can see a bit more clearly, a figure, probably wearing Khaki-colored clothing has his hands on the table, his head shaking furiously.
He asks questions, you try to answer, but nothing comes out. You scream from the top of your lungs, but nothing but air escapes. You begin to panic, your mind rushing in every direction trying to solve this mystery.
*Slap*
You are instantly silenced by a powerful slap, but your eyes slowly become red with anger. Your lips curve into a frown, as you fix your eyes on the attacker.
*click*
Suddenly light from the ceiling fills the room, you can see clearly where you are and who that foolish attacker was. As your eyes adjust to the light, you let out an eep! You were sitting in the interrogation room of the police station with none other than Inspector Shyam (sorry for slapping you 😛) ... little did he know that he was in for some big trouble.
Shyam: Ok Rakhi ... the rules are simple. I ask a question, you answer the question. The more better your answers, the nicer my questions. Should you choose to disobey, you will be punished appropriately by ______(insert name of female IF member here)_____. Now let's begin.
(note: the following is a imaginative question-answer thing. Nothing here is valid, so feel free to make it up in whatever real, gruesome, or plain silly way (including the more "serious questions"; In this you are acting as a willing criminal ... no "talk to my lawyer" or "I refuse to speak" stuff. For each question you don't answer, you shall be punished by female IF member above in a nice way (nothing too mean).
1) do you know why you are here (you must answer yes)
2) What is your crime?
3) Any accomplices?
4) Why did you commit the crime?
5) Who was the victim?
6) How did you carry out the crime?
Shyam: Hmm ... I see ... I shall ask more questions relating to the crime later on ... now other questions
7) Single and ready to mingle /or/ married and ready to get berried (couldn't think of a better rhyme ...)?
8) How old are you?
9) Describe your family (# of parents (lately people have been calling their friends their parents on Facebook for some weird reason, so it's good to check 😆); # of brothers / sisters)
Shyam: Hmm, now let's see. Looks like we have some questions to test your mind and your thinking ... such a criminal like you must have some odd way of thinking ...
10) Name one thing you can cook very well?
11) Name one thing you can't cook at all?
12) Carnivore, Omnivore, or Herbivore?
13) Scale of 1-10, how religious are you?
14) Describe a typical day
15) temples, church, mosque, bar/club ... which do you go to the most?
16) In one words describe how you describe yourself
17) same as above, but in the perspective of parents, siblings, hubby-wubby (if you have one), friends
18) Crackers or Chips?
19) CDs or Cassettes?
After you successfully answer those questions, I shall come back and ask more easy or hard questions ...
Shyam storms out the room, the light clicks and you are once again engulfed in nothing but darkness and silence.
Until next time ... until next time...
(end note: for every question you think you have skipped, think of one punishment the above mentioned female IF member must give you ... again it can be anything. Like you can have a pie in your face 😆)
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