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Krishnaa Nair Kooriyil

@Regina_Lupa

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#791

@shyam power rangers!!!
u should try captain planet thing!!! 🤣

was in a trifling need of an awesome cnat after this weeks epi!!!

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Justitia

@Justitia

Rocker

Posted: 11 years ago

#792

Shyam, that was brilliant!! 🤣

Is Nakul the very first male Pink Power Ranger?

I mean, as far as my knowledge of the Power Rangers goes, there weren't any male pink Power Rangers, were they?

By the way, would Yellow be Sahdev's colour? I mean, Yellow Rangers are the extroverted types, right?

Green for Bhim is fantastic!! Reminds me of The Hulk!! 😆

Blue for Yudi is perfect...calm & collected (not sure about ⭐️Yudi though).

Red, is obviously, Arjuna...fits in with his impulsive tendencies brilliantly.

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Cotswolds

@Cotswolds

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#793

Originally posted by: AnjanaYYZ
StarSabun Fakers:
Though I didn't really survive Vyasa's editorial knife I was very distraught that I would become a forgetable mention on the lips of that dusht napusak Shishupal😡 I, Krishna's original Mira, would be no better than Bhanumati, Chitrangada, and Uloopi...just a name...that too full of infamy. Oh how I wished and wished upon all the Makhan in Vrindavan that I be characterized in your natak...and when I had given up all hope, my kahna light the diya of my wish - Krishna Leela would be aired and the world would rediscover our divine love. Alas my hopes were dashed faster than sound...when you churned our love into the original friendship day! 🥺

Without Raas,

Radha

🤣 Your letters are always a treat to read. Loved FB status too.. 😆

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KHUSHI-99

@KHUSHI-99

Dazzler

Posted: 11 years ago

#794

Shyam can there next be powerpuff girls also,Nakul can be the pink one...

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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#795

My phone won't let me get rid of this smiley...🤢

Shani - I think you're right. I was trying to decide what color to give Sahadev but I figured if Nakul gets pink then Sahadev needs to be yellow. Also Subhi will be the purple ranger and Panchaali will either be the light blue ranger or she will be the goddess that they obey.

Darklight - powerpuff girls huh. Mind if I twist it around and have Shakuni be the pink (the brains) , duri is the green one (the fierce) and dushi can be blue (the bubbly one).

Since this was your idea, you're in charge. If you want Nakul to be pink, Nakul will be pink😆

Krishna - I'll have to watch captain planet ..But is this the one about the 5 teens who have the power of different elements and then have this blue guy as captain planet?

Edited by shyam09 - 11 years ago

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Archana

@-Archu-

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

#796

@shyam bro...Do i have to watch Rangers first to get the humour!!🤢

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Megha

@IndigoBlues

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

#797

My 2nd one on the 3 mamashrees..hope you'll enjoy!!

So you think you can Dance?

Urvashi, who was one of heaven's most beautiful apsaras was getting bored nowadays. Nowadays nobody in heaven knew the true meaning of dance. She went to indradev and requested a reality dance show just for heaven. The reward would be 100,000 gold coins, one pot of heavenly nectar and a date with the stunning Urvashi herself.

the three Mamshrees heard about this competition and got very excited. They went to Arjun to ask for his help. They found arjun arguing with draupadi in the market about price of onions. 'Arya inflation is so much what to do?' She moaned. 'what nonsense there is no such thing in heaven,' arjun said, surprised. When he saw the 3 mamaas he immediately ran away under the guise of saying pranaam. Draupadi huffed. When he would eat his food without onions for a week, he would understand heavenly economics.

3 mamas told Arjun about the competition and even he was excited. He would hace participated too except that he had put Urvashi in the 'motherzone' ages ago. Still since Urvashi was the main reason he had had to learn dance, he was the expert. 3 mamas trained under him and went for auditions

All 3 made it to semifinals. There were 3 judges: Shivji who had come specially from Mount Kailash, Menaka, who was Urvashi's contemporary and Batuk Maharaj who knew nothing about dance but was only there for comic relief.

Then after semifinals 'audience polls' were introduced. Shakuni unexpectedly ended up falling while doing his Gandhar special dance though he recovered later. Shalya and Kans accused him of doing it for TRP'S. Taking a cue from him though, Shalya pretended to be fighting with his wife and Kans spread a rumor that on set spot gjrls were in love with him though that stopped bc Jarasandh threatened to sue the channel.

Also from time time they would show shivji getting angry and batuk maharaj line maarofying menaka who ignored him. Bheem was the host of the show and was reported to be paid 5000 ladoos a day as a signing amount.

Finally it was time for the grand finale and the 3 mamas were at each other's throats as producers wanted drama. All 3 mamas performed well. Shalya was last to go and they looked eagerly towards the Audience Meter. However they had forgotten all about last 2 finalists.

the fourth finalist who introduced himself as Dance Deva directly went towards Urvashi and started singing 'urvashi urvashi take it easy urvashi' before switching to 'muqabla muqabla' and then ended it with a moonwalk. audience went wild.

However before they could recover 5th finalist entered. His fans immediately went 'Thalaiva thalaiva!' He did an altogether impossible dance where he walked on the ceiling. Then he started singing

'All the Dev Nagari fans!

Don't miss the chance

lungi dance lungi dance lungi dance'

Audience lost it. Urvashi herself went to crown the king while 3 mamas slunk away, clearly dejected

'Our luck is only bad,' Kans said

'If only dance was like dice,' shakuni muttered

'Isse accha mein charioteer bana rehta,' shalya whined

they walked down the lonely streets. In the distance they could hear arjun and draupadi arguing, this time about tomatoes. Suddenly a poster came their way

'All cooks rejoice! Masterchef Devnagari auditions coming soon!' 3 mamas looked at each other happily. All these years they'd cooked so many plots and recipes for war and disaster. How difficult could an amrit cake be? Plus over there onion and tomatoes would be provided free of cost..

No offence meant to anyone😆 Hope you'll enjoyed it!

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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#798

Originally posted by: -Archu-
@shyam bro...Do i have to watch Rangers first to get the humour!!🤢

It would help because I'm just making fun of them.

here is how a typical pilot episode goes:

Bad guy wants to take over earth, so 5 (sometimes more sometimes less) humans are chosen to protect the earth.

They get some kind of device that allows them to morph into power rangers.

The bad guys send some kind of monster to earth to instill fear in the people

Power rangers interfere but monster brings with him an army of slave monsters that are very weak. So Power Rangers fight them in unmorphed form (they all excel in karate or some form of self defense). After delivering some 1 hit KOs to those weak slave soldier monsters, they move on to the big "boss" monster and fight in the unmorphed form. Unsurprisingly, they get screwed.

So they morph. After they morph, they do some sort of weird gesture thing and call out who they are, because apparently even though this whole ranger business is secret they need to call out their respective colors and who they represent.

Then they attack with their fists. But they are still unable to defeat it. So they bring out the weapons (because clearly one should use weapons to fight a big monster with weapons only when there is no choice left ...)

After some fighting they realize that they can put their weapons together (OMG!) and amazingly the combination of their weapons ushers in such a mighty blast that it completely destroys the monster. Gooo Teamwork!!!

But up there in the layer of the evil guys, they have some kind of formula thing that not only brings the monster back to life but it makes them grow in size to about the size of a skyscraper.

The power rangers then try to fight the now huge monster. But obviously puny ant sized rangers vs huge skyscraper monster leaves mr. monster as the clear winner. BUT since they tried and put their best effort, they are rewarded with zord - physical machines / object / stuff that represent who they are. They watch the zords do their magic for a while and then they do a superjump and they merge into the zord.

Inside the zord they continue the separate attack until they are told that they can now merge the zords (like their weapons) into one MegaZord .. and we see the transformation sequence.

Then the MegaZord attacks and destroys the huge monster at which point they end with a catchy phrase like "Victory" or something because you can't bring a huge monster back to life and make it even more huger.

They go back to their normal lives, make a joke or two, and what do you know ... they are already the best of friends...

Hooray for Friendship!! 😡

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Arijit

@Arijit007

Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

#799

shyam bhai, in every power ranger series there is always another ranger who was a villen who was hypnotised or manipulated to join the bad guy before joining the ranger group or the mentor of the group becomes another extra ranger himself.

Edited by Arijit007 - 11 years ago

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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#800

Originally posted by: Arijit007
shyam bhai, in every power ranger series there is always another ranger who was a villen who was hypnotised or manipulated to join the bad guy before joining the ranger group or the mentor of the group becomes another extra ranger himself.

Ok introducing the lunar ranger - Abhimanyu.

Abhimanyu gallops as quickly as his pink pony takes him. When he is close enough to the monster, he jumps from the pony and aims a kick at the monster. The monster is taken aback for a moment and shoves Abhimanyu away, knocking him with a powerful punch.

"Oh ho ho. What do we have here!" The monster calls out, its voice was high pitched and very creepy, almost like a morph between Justin Bieber and Fred from Youtube.

Abhimanyu pays no heed and tries to attack the monster with his bare hands, but nothing is working. The monster lets out a weird giggled, contorted at every wavelength and punched Abhimanyu hard, sending him flying.

"That's what you call an attack!" the monster said. "This is called a powerful move." And with that it screams "Darkness and Evil reveal yourself in ... The Wink!!"

From the monster's body, eyes seems to have separated and it moves towards the defenseless Abhimanyu. They surround Abhimanyu and ... they wink! Each wink sends 10 Volts of pure electricity at our hero and as sparks explode in the back, Abhimanyu is thrown 10 feet in the air.

Sighing and panting heavily, Abhimanyu licks his lips. It's go time, he think.

He pulls out what seemed to be shaped like a brick. At the very bottom there was some kind of ring. Abhimanyu, seeing his uncles defeated by the winking monster and ignoring the scorching pain for being electrocuted and dropped from 10 feet pulls the ring down and yells out "Hard-work endeavor, StarBharat Forever!"

A flash of light and a silver spandex suited man with a hard plastic helmet stood in his place.

"Star (Uttara) and Style. The power of jyesth mata's kajal."

The silver ranger jumps up and scratches the air and then the ground. He ends his move with a stomp.

Arjun looks up, he was no longer morphed and he smiled at his son. His son had remembered Panchaali first, he was happy.

Abhimanyu ran over to the winking monster and started punching the head, the arms, and the legs. But it all seemed immortal. By pure accident, he punches the monster in the chest, where its eye was located (it only had one eye) and the monster jumps up in pain, screaming at the top of its lungs.

"Ah-ha" cries our silver hero and he pull out his sword saber and attacks the monster, directly his attack at the eye. He waves his sword horizontally and a green field surrounds the monster.

"Dhanush Mode!" cries Abhi as his sword changes into a bow and arrow. He loads his silver power crystal on the tip of the arrow and aims and fires. The arrow finds it's bulls-eye but it isn't enough to defeat the monster.

"Putra. Wait for us!" comes the croaked cry of Arjun.

"Ranger are you ready?"

"Ready" came the cry of 4 eager rangers who had suddenly mustered enough strength to remorph.

The morphing complete, Nakul suggests they all combine weapons (here Arjun roles his eyes, but its not seen because the screen on the helmet is tinted black.

They combine weapons. Arjun, who is usually the one to pull the trigger smiles at his son, who jumps in his place. Arjun moves to a different position and holds the mega weapon steady.

"StarPoweerr! Power Up!" A variety of colors begin to light up, and circle around the tip of the weapon.

"ready" came the cry of 6 rangers, and moments later a beam of colors shot out and created a hole in the monster. The rangers all turn around and snap their fingers and as if on command, the monster explodes.

In the evil guys spaceship, Gandhari pushes a button and out pop seeds of growth that surround and eat the remains of the dead monster. However, a moment later, a new monster is born - the size of a skyscraper.

Abhi smiles and says, "Don;t worry! I can handle this!" And he leaps up into the sky and punches the huge monster. The monster laugh and flicks him back to his family. It lifts its enormous foot and slowly brings it down on the BharatRangers!

Will this be the end of PowerStar BharatRangers? Will this be the end of humanity and mankind? Is this the end of all of us?

Tune in next week from 7 PM IST. Same time, Same place.