BEST OF LUCK - Page 2

Heart Touching Lines
Heart touching lines..
Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..
But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

Upcoming Horror Movies for Students

*Exam Ka Khouf
*Tarapta Student
*Shaitani Books
*Result Wala Jin
*Neend Ki Mout
*Pyasa Examiner
*Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

Attitude of a 'STUDENT'
"This paper is too easy for me. How could the examiner make such easy paper. I'll give him another chance to challenge me"


If You Get Failed In Exam
If you get failed in exam:
.
.
Mom say 3 word : Thoda padh leta nalayak
.
.
Dad say 3 word : Mera juta lao.
.
.
Lover say 3 word : Oh no yaar?

And

Friend say 3 golden word : Oye saale tubhi.

Sleepless Nights During Exams
Why we students don't study the whole year & spend sleepless nights during exams???
Reason:-
"Kinare par rehne se humein inkar nahi, Magar toofano se kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuchh aur hai"


What happens in exam?

Tick tock

Mind block 0_o

Pen stop

Eye pop *_*

Jaw drop

Time Up

No Luck :( =P


Newton's New Law
Newton's New Law -
Every book continues 2 b in its state of rest or covered with dust,
Until n unless an external or internal exams appears..!


What Is A Fear?
What Is A Fear? ? ?

Fear is the deep, wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new &
Just few hours left for your exams.

Exam Ki Taiyyari
Dad: Exam ki taiyyari ho gayi puttar?

Son: Ji dad, shoes ko polish kya, pen mein ink dala, uniform iron kiya, skool bag ready kiyaa

Ab sirf padna baaki hai

NEW Xam Pattern
NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students :: Ans All The Ques..
OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.
SC :: Just Read All Ques
ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?

no thank u sis

give hands for ur work

that's it😊

Father: Why did you get such a
low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the
day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya
EXam's song by Munna bhai:

"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

lover Ne Kaha Exam Me "5th Ans Btao!"
lover Ne Kaha Exam Me"5th Ans Btao!"

Maine Kaha..
Melody Khao Or Khud Jaan Jao :-!

Ocean level syllabus.

Mountain level teaching.

Bucket level we study.

Mug level we answer.

Marks comes in drops.

A last ball six
A last ball wkt
A last min goal
A last min move often wins d game.
thats why
""WE""
r stil confident that
A Last night study can win an exam:-)

Two Reasons To Give
Exam ...

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .

2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored ... Who Usually
Bore You ... =P =D