(an hour later)
Madhu: I want more wiiinnneee!
Natasha: What? Now? Wait did you just finish that bottle.
Madhu: Or tequila!
Trishna: What's wrong with her? All evening you barely had one glass and now as soon as the boys left, you are getting drunk. Is everything okay Madhu?
Madhu: No. I just want winnneee.
Natasha: Trish will you sit with her for a bit. I need an aspirin. My head is killing me.
Madhu: (jumping up and down without music) Trishhh...I love you Trishhh...
Trishna: Madhu. (trying to make her sit) Yeah, yeah I love you too. Now sit down please. It's 2 am and you've suddenly gone nuts. (yelling) Sit down!
Madhu: (fake cries) You're yelling at me! You don't love me! Nobody loves me!
Trishna: Oh God not again! What happened to this girl? Madhu, Madhu. What happened darling? Did RK say something to you?
Madhu: (nodding head vigorously in denial) No. No. He said nothing.
Trishna: So is that the problem?
Madhu: It's what he didn't say. I just want wiiinneee.
Trishna: No. You just finished half a bottle in less than five minutes. I know your capacity. You'd be puking all over yourself if you had any more. Now sit here. I'll make coffee for you and me.
Madhu: I don't want a coffee. I want a kiss. Kisss.
Natasha: (coming out) Kiss? What, you've downgraded your demands from sex to just a kiss?
Madhu: It sounds so nice. Kiss kiss kiss.
Trishna: Madhu. Stop yelling. You'll wake the whole building and they will call the cops.
Madhu: I don't care. I am going to yell. Kisss kisss kisss wine kiss kiss.
Natasha: Oh my God, girl. You're losing it everyday. (doorbell rings) See, someone's already here. Trish, will you bhagao the neighbour? (kisses Madhu on the cheek) Here, I just kissed you ok. Now calm down. Shhh.
Madhu: Nooo. Not this kiss. Not your kiss.
Natasha: Then what? You want to kiss RK?
Madhu: Yes, I want to kiss RK again.
Natasha: Again?
Madhu: Yes. Again. It's been seven years. Kisss kisss kiss kisss kisss
(at door)
Trishna: Rishabh?
RK: Yeah, sorry if I woke you up. I forgot my...(hearing Madhu's yelling kiss kiss) Is that Madz?
Trishna: Ummm. Yes. She creamed half a bottle as soon as you left. Come.
RK: What? But it was just 15 minutes...
(entering in)
Madhu: I want to kiss RK again.
Natasha: Again?
Madhu: Yes. Again. It's been seven years. Kisss kisss kiss kisss kisss
RK: (coughs)
Madhu: (looks at him and immediately quiets down, then whispers) Nutss...psst..Nuts...
Natasha: (grinning at the whole situation) What?
Madhu: (whispers) I think I am hallucinating.
RK: (walks past Madhu and picks up his phone from the table) You're not hallucinating, Madz.
Madhu: (shuts her eyes) Nuts, I am going crazy.
RK: (Walks closer to her) Well you are crazy, Madz.
Madhu: (opens her eyes) RK?
RK: Yep. (smirking) So you got drunk as soon as I left.
Madhu: No. Umm...I...
RK: So what are you new demands this time?
Madhu: Nothing. Nothing. I think I should sleep.
RK: Yeah, you should.
Natasha: (grinning) Come, let's go sleep babes. (holds Madhu)
RK: I'll help you. (picks Madhu up) Where's her room?
Natasha: Follow me.
RK: (to Madhu in his arms) Sleep babes. (to Natasha) Is she always this crazy?
Natasha: She's crazy, but this drunk crazy seems a relatively recent development. (both laugh)
Madhu: What?
RK: Nothing. Go to sleep. (puts her on her bed, then pulls her blanket) Good night. (Natasha switches off light and leaves. RK stands to leave too, then turns back and gives Madhu a soft kiss on her cheek) Good night Madz.
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(next morning)
Madhu: What the f*** happened last night?
Natasha: Oh well. Madam is up.
Madhu: (looks at clock) It's noon already! Oh God, I am so screwed.
Natasha: Chillax babe. How are you feeling?
Madhu: Like crap. Gawd, did all that really happen? I was screaming around the house at 2 am, wasn't I? What's wrong with me? Why did I drink?
Natasha: Yeah Madhu, why did you drink? What happened suddenly after the party ended?
Madhu: I don't know. I was just...Oh God. Never let me close to alcohol again, ok? I am so stupid.
Natasha: (giving her some lemonade to drink) Yep. You are. You have zero capacity and no filter whatsoever when drunk. Anyway, are you going to tell me what happened between you and RK?
Madhu: RK? (remembering RK giving her a good night kiss) RK came back here, didn't he? Oh f***!
Natasha: Yeah, he forgot his phone. Must say he was super amused to see you.
Madhu: Shit. Now he'll think I am a bewdi.
Natasha: I don't think you need to worry too much. I saw how he was looking at you last night. And when you said you wanted to kiss him, he...
Madhu: I said what?!!! (sitting down) Oh God!
Natasha: Yeah, about that. You said you wanted to kiss him again. The first time was seven years ago. Now that's a story you've never told us before.
Madhu: Damn. It was nothing. Hardly a kiss. I just...it was the last time I saw him...he...I wanted him to have his 50 kisses...miss his target.
Natasha: (smiling) Is that all you wanted? No personal interest?
Madhu: Sigh. I am whipped, am I not? I spend years trying to get over him, then I run into him and in no time I am acting like a love-crazed puppy all over again.
Natasha: Love? You love him?
Madhu: Yes...no...I don't know (holds her head) No. No it's not love. It was just my first crush, and it was just so strong, it's hard to forget that feeling. This is just stupid hormones or something. RK was always the wrong guy for me. Damn. I don't love him. I need to stay away though till I learn how to behave.
Natasha: Hang on. Don't get ahead of yourself. You're rationalizing. Breathe. (pauses) Okay. You like RK?
Madhu: Of course. He's my friend.
Natasha: But you like like RK? And he likes likes you?
Madhu: He doesn't. He never did. Oh God this is so wrong.
Natasha: But you said yourself that you're not the same person. He's not the same person. And I saw the way he looked at you when he was holding you in his arms. Wouldn't you give this a chance? Maybe, just maybe, something would happen...something new? That is if you still like him for who he is.
Madhu: (thinks, then softly says) I do. I mean, I think I do. And he did hold my hand yesterday (Remembers the kiss but doesn't say it)
Natasha: Then take it easy. Don't over think it. Maybe something would happen. Maybe you'd really grow to like him, for real. Or maybe not. But if you run away from now, you'd never find out. Ok?
Madhu: (to herself) I suppose he cannot break my heart more than he already did in the past. (to Natasha) Ok. I wouldn't run (holding her head) I am so screwed Nuts. You promise you would never let me drink so much again.
Natasha: (Smiling) Yes. You're such a handful to handle anyway.
Madhu: (grins) And you will not tell anyone what we just talked about. Not even Trish or Vishal. Ok?
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(a week later)
Trishna: So how was brunch?
Madhu: Was fun. We went to my favorite book cafe.
Natasha: That boring book place of yours? Poor Rishabh.
Madhu: He didn't say he minded.
Trishna: Well he must have liked it, or why would he go otherwise? It's not like you forced him.
Madhu: (thoughtfully) No. But he did look restless and fidgety.
Natasha: Well, did you at least kiss him?
Madhu: No!
Trishna: Why would she kiss him? Wait, are you dating him?
Madhu: No. Of course not.
Natasha: Yeah. Of course not. And doesn't look like it's going to change very soon.
(another week later)
Natasha: Where are you so lost Madam?
Madhu: Nothing. Work.
Natasha: Yeah, right. (pointing at her laptop) I can see how much you're working.
Madhu: No. It's just...I got a wedding invite from a high school friend a few days back. She was in my book club. I had run into her a few months back, she works close by. Anyway, she is getting married to someone who also was in our class at school, though they were not a thing then.
Natasha: So?
Madhu: So nothing...I wasn't going...
Natasha: Why not?
Madhu: I wasn't exactly friends with many people at school. I kind of knew Tanya...but...anyway, I never fit into that crowd. I was serious, studious, ugly. I wasn't their type and they didn't like me much. So I am not looking forward to meeting them again.
Natasha: Hmmm
Madhu: Anyway, the guy Tanya is marrying happens to be RK's close friend. And he told him that I was invited to. RK texted me this morning if I wanted to go together and I am trying to think of the right excuse.
Natasha: Maybe you should go, Madhu. RK would be there so you wouldn't be totally bored. Besides, your high school friends should also see what an awesome person they missed being friends with. In fact, I say you should wear my new low cut black dress. They'd be totally dazzled and all those guys who never looked at you would be cursing themselves.
Madhu: Oh please! I don't want any of those guys!
Natasha: Okay. But how about RK? Maybe he'd like seeing you in that dress.
Madhu: Nuts don't be silly. I can't seduce him.I am anyway not his type. He likes...he used to be crazy about Tanya.
Natasha: The girl who's getting married?
Madhu: Yep. And she's insanely pretty as well as super smart.
Natasha: Well you're no less.
Madhu: Nuts but...
Natasha: Enough said. So when is the wedding?
Madhu: 20th. Three weeks.
Natasha: Ok. Tell RK you're coming. That's final.
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(two weeks later)
Na kaha jaaye na rahaa jaaye
Na dil ka dard sahaa jaaye
Tere ishq ne dil ko kiya jo ghayal
Teri yaad aaye, meri jaan jaaye
RK: What you writing Madz?
Madhu: Oh! (surprised to see him) You're early. Nothing much.
RK: Come on Madz, show me. I didn't know you still write poetry for your crushes like you used to. You never showed me in school, at least show me now!
Madhu: (putting diary away) No RK. It's secret.
RK: But secrets are meant to be shared with at least some people.
Madhu: (playfully) Arey but I haven't yet shown it to the person I'm writing this for.
RK: Who?
Madhu: Now that's a real secret. But after I show him, I'll show you. Promise! Ok?
RK: (hurt) Uhh. Is he special?
Madhu: (grinning) Very very special! Now come, I am so hungry. Let's get some bhel poori before movie starts.
(two days later)
RK: Hi Madz.
Madhu: RK! What's up? Wait, aren't you in London for your conference.
RK: Yeah.
Madhu: What happened? Anything urgent?
RK: No. No no...I was just...I was missing you...I wanted to hear your voice.
Madhu: (speechless) RK...
RK: Um..soo...my presentation is in two hours. Would you wish me luck?
Madhu: Yes, of course. Best of luck RK. Though you don't need it, I am sure you'd do well. Don't be nervous.
RK: Thanks.
Madhu: Feel better now?
RK: Yeah
Madhu: You know you used to do a better job of hiding your nerves when you were younger.
RK: But you always knew if I was nervous. No matter how confident I eventually came across as, for things that matter...initially...but you'd always find out.
Madhu: Well, I was you best friend, like you said.
RK: Yes you were. You still are. You are the best. I... (stops himself)
Madhu: (awkward silence) Go RK, kill it...you're awesome. I need to get back to work. I'd see you when you're back.
RK: Right. Thank you.
Madhu: Bye.
RK: Bye Madz. (hangs up) (to himself) I love you so much.
(two days later)
RK: Madz!
Madz: RK, are you back?
RK: Yes, and guess what...
Madz: You got the deal.
RK: Yep. Listen can you meet me right now!
Madz: Um..now...RK...sorry I am with someone.
RK: (listening to the voices in the background) Oh right. Of course. Sorry.
Madz: Umm...one second (to someone in distance) I'm coming. Why don't you start Rohan? (some guy's voice) I'm not starting without you Madhu. I love you. I love you. (Madhu's laughter) (back on phone to RK) Sorry RK. So I was saying...I'm stuck today. But I'll see you tomorrow right. At the wedding.
RK: Yeah.
Madz: Ok got to go RK. Bye. (hangs up)
RK: (disturbed, to himself) Bye Madz.
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(next evening)
Natasha: (whistles) Wow Madz! I told you you're going to rock this outfit.
Madhu: Hmm. But don't you think it's a bit too...
Natasha: Nopes. Oh honey. If I want to make out so badly with you right now, I can't even imagine what RK is going to do...
Madhu: I don't know. He doesn't seem interested...oh well, maybe it is for the best. If he's not into me...
Natasha: What are you saying? Haven't you seen how much time he spends with you. Goes wherever you take him. Keeps calling you. And then, the way he looks at you. Madhu you have to be blind to think he doesn't want you.
Madhu: I thought too that maybe something...but he's been so weird lately. Last week when we went to that movie, he got super silent and even left early. He looked stressed and didn't eat but wouldn't even tell me why. I was so worried. Anyway I assumed it was because of his London deal, and he even called me from London on Wednesday, but then again yesterday...and then today he texted me saying he's not coming to pick me and will see me directly at the wedding. Maybe he's bringing a date or something...Oh God. Maybe I shouldn't go. If he brings a date, and I can't control myself and be normal, he will know, and then I'll cry and then I'll lose him (sits down)
Natasha: (makes her stand up) You're again jumping ahead of yourself. We'll deal with it when it happens, don't jump to conclusions. Besides, are you even listening to yourself. You're worried for him, you care for him, you miss him and you're jealous. You still think you don't love him.
Madhu: Oh Nuts. I am screwed right. I thought things would get clearer with time, but it seems like I'm drowning more and more. What should I do?
Natasha: Exactly what you told Rohan to do yesterday. Confess your feelings. And just like Trishna was swept away, RK will be swept away too.
Madhu: (smiling) How's she doing btw?
Natasha: Spectacular. She texted me 20 minutes back saying they're going for dinner. So when a lunch date stretches to dinner, you know it's a good first date.
Madhu: Yeah. I am so happy for her.
Natasha: Me too. It was nice of you to bring Rohan here.
Madhu: I didn't have a choice. Apparently he liked her since college, but he's always been so shy he never said anything. But that day, when Trish and I ran into him in the mall, I saw his eyes when he was looking at her. Anyway, once I found out, there was no way I was not letting Trish hear his truth from him. He needed a little push, so I rehearsed a script with him and brought him here.
Natasha: So now take your own advice, and stop fighting your feelings. Smile, and dazzle the hell out of Rishabh Kundra tonight. And tell him what you really feel. Whatever happens after that, we'll deal with it. OK? (Madhu nods) Ooh, I know just the earrings you should wear with this.
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RK: Madz.
Madhu: RK! Oh thank God! I was beginning to think you weren't going to come and maybe I should go back.
RK: No I was here. It just took me ten minutes to get from that corner of the hall to here once I saw you. And you know why? (staring at her face, then her plunging neckline, then her face again) You took my breathe away Madhubala Malik.
Madhu: (blushing) RK you just..
RK: (stepping closer, lighting letting their hands brush) You are looking gorgeous.
Madhu: You're looking really nice too.
RK: (stares into her eyes, then hears some people calling him) Did you meet the others from school? (Madhu nods) Come.
(after a while)
Madhu: They look wonderful, right.
RK: (staring at Madhu) What?
Madhu: Tanya and Abhay. They look so nice. Especially Tanya.
RK: Yeah. But you look great. What did you do Madz?
Madhu: (laughs) I didn't do anything. This is Natasha's dress. Though I have to say, it was fun when Chetna and Shreya didn't recognize me until you said my full name. Their eyes were...
RK: They're still dumb girls.
Madhu: Well, they were your girlfriends, so...
RK: I was an idiot back then with the worst taste possible, I've decided.
Madhu: Oh really. How about Tanya? You were crazy about her for months...until the farewell night...
RK: That (gets interrupted as Madhu's phone rings, sees the name on caller ID)
Madhu: Hi Rohan! Is everything ok? (pause) Oh roses. Pink. Yeah, definitely not red.(pause) No problem. (laughs) I am sure. Bye.
RK: That was...
Madhu: Rohan. He's really cute. Oh RK you should meet him. I'm sure you'd love him. He's so...
RK: You seem to like him?
Madhu: Of course. He's the nicest guy I've met.
RK: (jealous) But he doesn't know that you like pink roses, not red.
Madhu: Me? But he was asking what Trish liked. They're on their first date, and it sounds like it's going great. I finally managed to convince him yesterday to confess to Trish...I literally had to drag him to our house and make him practice a simple I love you like ten times.
RK: I love you.
Madhu: What?
RK: I mean, that was the script? I love you? You had to make him practice that?
Madhu: Yeah. He was so nervous! Took me one hour! But look at him today. All confident and spontaneous. Wants to surprise Trish tonight. (after a pause) Wait, when he called did you think, he called for me?
RK: Umm. Maybe.
Madhu: What?
RK: Well, you said you had someone very very special. You wouldn't tell me about him and you wouldn't show me your diary. And your eyes lit up when he called...
Madhu: Oh RK you're so funny. I'm not dating someone on the side without telling you.
RK: (holds her arm and then wraps around his elbow tight, then smiles) You better not! You're mine!
Madhu: (holds her breath, then looks at him and asks) What?
RK: Come with me. (drags Madhu out with him)
(outside)
Madhu: Where are we going?
RK: Away from the eyes of every man in the room who's staring at you.
Madhu: RK. What...(looking around, Marine drive visible from the roof) so you want to keep me hidden at this roof all evening.
RK: (making her face him, then caressing her cheek) If I have to.
Madhu: (shortening breathening) RK...
RK: You're so beautiful Madz.
Madhu: Stop lying.
RK: You know, I never did get to my target of 50 kisses in school?
Madhu: (questioningly) What?
RK: (staring into Madhu's eyes) Yeah. It was somehow left at 49.5. You robbed me of my last kiss Madz, by leaving it incomplete. (walks even closer) And by disappearing so I could never finish what we started. (holds Madhu's cheeks with his hands) Can I?
Madhu: Yes (leans in and places her lips on RK's, kissing him, closing her eyes)
RK: (moans, as the kiss deepens) Madz...(wraps her in his arms and lets the tongue dig deeper)
Madhu: (feels RK's hands crawl up to her bosom, caressing her hardened nipple) RK!! (pulls away) No...I can't (steps farther, then turns and runs away)
RK: (running behind) Madz...Madz...Madz...
Madhu: Go away RK.
RK: Madz what's going on. Why did you...listen...wait...at least tell me...wait.
Madhu: (runs outside the venue and sits in the waiting taxi) Andheri
RK: (to taxi driver) Nahi. Nobody's going anywhere (getting in the taxi from other end) Madz, what happened? Listen you can't run away. At least tell me. I am sorry if I...
Madhu: (exiting out of taxi and walking away) Nothing RK. I just need to go.
RK: (follows her, then finally catches her and stops her, moving to the side of the road) Madz stop. Sit here. You're not running anywhere like this. Oh God, Madz please stop crying. What happened? Listen if I hurt you I'm sorry...I...
Madhu: (Crying) I am not like them.
RK: Like whom?
Madhu: Like the girls you like. I am not like them. Even if I am wearing these clothes...or whatever...I am still that geeky sky girl you knew. I am not your type and I can't do that with you.
RK: Do what? And who's my type?
Madhu: I know your type. That Shreya...and Tanya...and...I'm not good enough.
RK: They're not my type. Even then, when I was a rank idiot, even then, I didn't know what my type was. You yourself said they were not my type. And those girls, they were just pretty at the surface and I was a 16 yr old horny teenage jerk. But they weren't good inside. They weren't you.
Madhu: But...
RK: Shut up and listen first. I know I was an idiot in school for not realizing what was what, but you were always special to me, weren't you. You were the only one who got me. You're the only one who I wanted to really be with. And those stupid girls...I wish I can go back in time and kick 16 yr old Rishabh for being such a fool, but honey...you know nothing with them ever meant anything. The only kiss that meant anything, the only girl...it was you. But I was too late to realize it. That night at our school farewell, I finally got to have a dance with Tanya, and all I was thinking about was running to you and telling you about it. And then, she started bitching about people, and then she started saying something stupid about you and I totally lost it. I yelled at her and ditched at her and stormed out. A few minutes later, you came out, and the ten minutes when I was dropping you home in the car, I was suddenly so happy and so much at peace. And then you kissed me. It felt so...different and real. I couldn't understand it then, and then you left...and then I couldn't find you again...but that feeling didn't ever leave me. And when I met you again on your birthday, when I saw you, the feeling came back to me. I've never felt so happy, so good about myself and so at peace with the world as I do with you. God, I love you so so much Madz.
Madhu: You do?
RK: Yes. Of course yes. Can't you see it.
Madhu: But you didn't say anything...
RK: I tried. But I was ashamed. Of how I used to be, and then I realized how awesome you are and I felt I wasn't good enough for you. And then I thought maybe you like someone else. I have been so nervous, and you know how I get when I get nervous. This is the most important thing of my life. You, you Madz are the most important and the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Madhu: But why didn't you say something today
RK: Oh I was going to. But you looking like this, you knocked my socks off! I mean I took you to the roof to tell you how much I loved you, but then I looked into your eyes and I lost it. All I wanted to do was kiss you. I am sorry. I am so so sorry Madz I did not want to hurt you ever. I don't even know what I did...
Madhu: No. It was me. I am sorry. I just...all those girls you used to make out with...and then come back and boast about getting to second base...it just came back to me suddenly and I didn't (chokes) I didn't want to be one of those girls.
RK: (guiltily looks away) I...I am so sorry...
Madhu: (stands and makes him look at her) No it's ok. It's all in the past. The problem is, whenever I look at you, I become the 14 year old Madhu again who was crazy lovesick for Rishabh Kundra.
RK: What? You...
Madhu: Loved you. Love you. Always have. From years before we even ever talked. And with time, it's only become deeper and deeper, sucking me in.
RK: Madz, you really...
Madhu: (smiles) Yes. I love you RK.(hugs him)
RK: I love you too. (bends forward and kisses Madhu)
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(two years later)
Trishna: Hi Rishabh.
RK: Trish? At this hour? Are you fine? Is everything ok? Is Madz...
Trishna: Relax...relax...everything's fine.
RK: You are at the Bachelorette party, right?
Trishna: Yes. And everyone's here. I'm just calling to warn you that your would-be-in-five-days wife has totally lost it and is most likely going to end up in bed with Natasha tonight, naked, who apparently has a free pass from her husband for tonight.
RK: What? How can Vishal? And Madz...I'm coming there.
(ten minutes later)
RK: (barging in the club) Madz
Madhu: I am going to strip for you Nutsss...
RK: (runs in towards her) Madz. What's going on? Oh God Madhu, didn't I tell you not to drink so much?
Madhu: But it's my bachelorette. It's my special day. And I want to have hawwttt sexxx.
Natasha: Yeah, baby. Let's do it.
RK: Sorry Nuts. This is exclusively my department. (smiles and picks Madhu up on her shoulder like a cowboy) Bye girls. Enjoy your night.
Madhu: But I want hot sex...right now.
RK: Yes baby.
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(five days later, after the wedding)
RK: So how are you feeling Mrs Madhubala Rishabh Kundra?
Madhu: Good. But I'm not changing my name after marriage.
RK: That's ok. You can keep your name. But I can still call you Mrs Kundra in private right.
Madhu: Nope, you can only call me Madz. My sexy, sweet, innocent wife Madz.
RK: Innocent. Yeah right. (RK grins) That reminds me, I have a present for you.
Madhu: Present? Now? But the function's not over. Everyone's eating.
RK: Yep. Now. Don't worry, it's only one of your special presents you're going to get tonight (winks)
RK: (stands up and grabs the microphone, asking the DJ to turn down the music) Ladies and Gentleman! Thank you for coming to our special day and blessing us. I'd say that today is the happiest day of my life, but that's not true. The truth is, with Madhu, each new day of my life is better and happier than anything I've lived before and that's why I'm sure that I'd be even happier tomorrow than I am right now. And for all this happiness, I really wanted to find a way to thank Madhu for coming in my life. My Madhu, her words have magic, and the little she's shown me of her writing over the years...I'm blown away each time. In fact, the first time I read some of her poems I can't even understand them (laughs). Well, she was always the smarter one and I'm the one who takes time to understand things. And each time I manage to understand the depth of her words, I'm blown away at the innocence, the purity and the passion of her soul.
So dear wifey, as a thank you, I have a few words too, even though they're no way as good as yours:
Main Shayar to Nahi
Magar ae haseen
Jab bhi teri aankhon mein jhaankta hoon
Gazal khud-b-khud likhi jati hai
Tere aane se mehekti hai zindagi
Tere jaane se saans theher jaati hai
Jeene ki aarzoo teri muskaan mein hai
Marne ka bahaana bhi hai wahi kahin
Main shayar to nahi
Magar ae haseen
Woh lafz jo keh sakein tum kya ho
Kisi shayar ke paas nahi