Hi Peeps
I was watching the 4 phere wedding epi today (for the umpteenth time) and doing hmmms and uhuhs to my bestie on the phone ( not a good thing to do at the same time ). So naturally my bestie accused me of being addicted to it or more specifically she said "My God! You have turned into some Addict of that RK thing!" ...and like the naturally mad person that I am , I again double-tasked between pacifying her and thinking of the various reasons why I definitely have turned into an RK Addict !!
Symptom One - The ability to repeatedly drool over THE SMIRK , that appears on the same face , in every scene , in every episode and not to mention that follows the same musculoskeletal mechanics every single time.
Symptom Two - The tendency to "AHAAN !!" wherever possible while commenting PLUS the habit of falling into a dreamy euphoric stupor of THE character whenever , wherever someone "AHAAN !!-s" near our sensitive ears in real life ...so much so that it has now it has become a complete reflex that pisses off any sane companion beside us!!!!
Symptom Three - The inborn crazy cheerleading girl that wakes up every time RK picks up a glass and bottle 😃...and who sings "GO RK GO !!! " everytime that bottle goes crashing to the ground in pieces ...and who dances the Dhinka-Chika when even more furniture breaking follows behind the bottle breaking !!!!
Symptom Four - The ability to be a Ghajini case when it comes to studying for the exam in the next morning but metamorphosing into a Badaam-Eating Memory Bank for the storage of the nuke-blasting dialogues of RK, replete with the poora sunaoying it, ratta-maaroying it and then parroting it off at every available opportunity!!!
Symptom Five - The Ghantiwali quality 🐷 of sounding a "Bajao Aur Bajao!" and the Phoolwali quality 🤡 of the heart barsaoying Phool Phool whenever RK is BBBing someone with total attitude !!!
Symptom Six - The tendency of drowning in a self-created puddle of saliva and screaming not for help but for "Dil Maangey More" whenever The Right Kameena goes on a Kameenapan campaign !!!
Symptom Seven - The shameless phaangurling 🤪that becomes unstoppable whenever RK showcases his junooni psychoabusive characteristics 😈 even at the risk of being termed psycho and abuser fan !!!!!
Symptom Eight - The ability to imagine oneself as a Bloodthirsty Angry Bird feasting on ST and Nautanki and Rangeela whenever RK's character was shown turning dumb or being butchered 😵...and turning that imagination into virtual reality on Facebook and Twitter and MF when it went out of control !
Symptom Nine - The Inability to tolerate any other male lead character of a serial because they all appear to be 🐷 after experiencing THE RK ! In short, being ruined for life and never able to watch another serial in peace !🤣
Symptom Ten - And last but not the least, the psychotic episodes of withdrawal 🤪that produce cravings of rewatching RK in old episodes again and again and again until the addiction begins anew ! Its a vicious cycle !
Hence proved, I am an RK Addict !
P.S - Kisi ko iska cure pata hai, toh who apne paas hi rakkhe , mujhe addicted hi rehna hai !
P.P.S - This list is not conclusive of the above specified fatal addiction. Please add any other symptoms that you may have discovered to help spread awareness and be of service to the forum.
P.P.P.S - MEIEJ completes 2 yrs tomorrow. I love you RK❤️. I miss you. Hugs to all who have watched RK's journey in the show.
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