Life with his biwi is always interesting. She is like a rare flower, fragrant and beautiful. Madhu is as beautiful as her name and she spreads joy all around like a messiah. One smile from her brightens up his entire day. If he could, he would keep her within the confines of his arms and protect her from the world. But to confine Madhu is like clipping a bird's wings, it would crush her soul. Ergo poor RK must suffer through his biwi's many adventures. Perhaps better term would be her many misadventures.
Madhu sails through the front door of RM with the most beatific smile on her face. RK automatically smiles in reaction. How could he not when his personal ray of sunshine is beaming at him? He has been raging at poor Bittuji on the phone over an ad shoot that went wrong. But immediately calms down as he lets Madhu's smile gently wash over him.
RK (takes a deep breath and speaks calmly): Bittuji...I'll call you later. (Tersely) We are not done discussing the issues with that ad!
Madhu (smiles and shakes her head at RK): Finally you are free from my sautan.
RK (blinks his eyes in surprise): Huh? Biwi...Bittuji is your sautan?
Madhu (confused): Why would Bittuji be my sautan?
RK: Biwi are you alright? You just said that I am now free from your sautan!
Madhu (smacks her head with the back of her palm): Oh God husband of mine! Bittuji is not my sautan but the phone. (Smiles mischievously) Bittuji is not my sautan but a cutesa kabab mein haddi in our romance. Hum tum or Bit-Woh.
RK (smirks and grabs Madhu's waist): Ahaan. Biwi you are something else, truly a one piece item.
Madhu (smiles): Yes I know. I am a one piece item just like my pati.
RK (smirks): Ahaan. By the way, where did you go biwi? Why didn't you tell me that you were going out? I would have taken you.
Madhu (smiles widely): I went to see Rahul.
RK (angrily removes hands from Madhu's waist and yells): What the hell Madhu?!? How many times have I told you to not see him?!?
Madhu (sighs dramatically): I don't understand RK. What is your issue with Rahul?
RK (angrily): My issue? (Raises his voice) You're asking me what is my issue with (makes a disgusted face) your Rahul?!?
Madhu (exasperated): Yes! What is your issue with Rahul? He is a sweetheart! (Muses to herself) Hmm...I don't understand why he is still single. I mean he is sweet, kind, generous and very handsome to boot. Women should be all over him.
RK (roars): What the hell biwi?!? Woman! Are you blind?!? He is an accomplished flirt! And what do you mean by he is very handsome?!? (Arrogantly) No one can be as handsome as Superstar RK.
Madhu (rolls her eyes): Nonsense! Rahul is not a flirt he is just sweet, caring (glaring) unlike my arrogant, rude, yells at his biwi, kameena of a pati. And yes of course he is handsome. I would be blind to deny this simple fact.
RK (crosses his arms across his chest): Oh really? So what do you call a man, excuse me let me correct myself, a handsome man who constantly praises a MARRIED WOMAN? He flirts shamelessly in front of her husband and calls her beautiful as every other word, and I am supposed to be just fine with it?
Madhu (rolls her eyes): Oh God! RK just stop being jealous especially for unwarranted reasons. Rahul doesn't flirt with me. He only speaks sweetly to make me feel comfortable. (Gives a sidelong glance) Something he should teach my husband since all he does is scream and shout at everyone, (glares) especially at his biwi!
RK (frustrated): Dammit Madhu! Why don't you understand? I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS...THIS...RAHUL!
Madhu (angrily yells): And why don't you get it that Rahul is completely harmless?!? It's good for me to see him!
RK (yells back): Well...can you stop seeing him alone?!? At least in my presence he won't try to cross the line!
Madhu (retorts): Can you stop biting his head off if he comes near me?
RK (runs his hands through his hair wildly): No! How the hell do you expect me to stay calm and quiet while he...TOUCHES YOU? (Grabs Madhu's shoulders tightly) Dammit Madhu! You're mine and only I have the right to touch you...hell to be near you! I won't tolerate another man coming close to you biwi!
Madhu (blows up): RISHABH MOHAN KUNDRA GET YOUR BLOODY HEAD EXAMINED! Of course he has to touch me! How the hell can he examine me if he doesn't touch me?!? (Pokes RK's chest angrily) Now you listen to me Mr. Kundra, from now on you won't forbid me to see Rahul. In fact, going forward you are going to be nice to him! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I don't want any other doctor but Rahul to bring our child in this world and you better deal with it Kundra!
Madhu marches off angrily despite her rather swollen stomach. She is 7 months pregnant yet is still quite fast on her feet. RK sighs deeply; he knows he made a muck of things with his insane jealousy. But he just can't help it. Madhu is his biwi, his ishq, his junoon. Another man, even if he is a doctor, touches his wife and he loses all rationale. He stares in the direction Madhu stormed off and sighs. RK sighs deeply again; he really is a Kameena. To save his hide, he better think of ways to pacify his very hormonal wife or he may just not live to see another day.
Author's Note: Dear readers, hope you enjoyed the story. Please share your thoughts and drop a line or so. With love.
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