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First of all, I know you are wondering whether I was high when I name the baby Itsy Bitsy Blip.😆
Fear not I was of sound mind or as sound a mind can be that watches this crazy show regularly 🤪. See, he/she is very small , very cute already in-vivo because of his Mommy-Daddy genes and also on a USG (ultrasonography) monitor he/she will appear as nothing more than a blip on screen 😳...so there you go...Itsy Bitsy Blip it is!!
So lets see the reasons why Itsy Bitsy Blip will be a born fighter 🤓 :
1) Lets face it, its in his/her crazy genes as inherited from his/her crazy parents! 🤣
2) He/she may not even be a month of age, but Superbaby Blip can already listen to Mommy Daddy fight about bringing him/her into the world 😲 ( cvs ka reasoning hai ) ...so of course he/she will learn about the finer aspects of The-Art-Of-Fighting-Bullheadedly from both his/her parents! 😳🤣
3) He/she will learn to fight for survival under two experienced teachers 😉 - Granny Pabo and Chachi Dipali, who will train him/her in The-1001-Ways-To-Survive-Cheap-Nefarious-Schemes-From-Birth-To-Death. 😎🤣
4) Blip will learn to fight under tough conditions like a fire or the absence of food , because Joker-cum-Bhukkar-Pig-Of-A-Chacha kept raiding the kitchen 🐷 while Mommy was busy doing risky scenes. 🤪🤣
5) He/she will learn to fight his/her own battles right from birth, because Mommy and Daddy are too busy fighting themselves , or when they get free time from that, fighting the entire world.🤪🤣
6) Blip will learn to be strong and not shed tears in a fight, because...well Mommy and Granny will induce a No-Tear-Defensive-Immunity with all their waterworks ! 😳🤣
7) He/she will learn to fight for good reasons , the most important being the fight for love ...because nobody except his/her parents will have time to spare for him/her from their busy self-centred miseries and schemes 😳 ...and there also Mommy and Daddy will be too busy staring at each other for hours to remember about Itsy Bitsy Blip ! 🤣
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Fear not I was of sound mind or as sound a mind can be that watches this crazy show regularly 🤪. See, he/she is very small , very cute already in-vivo because of his Mommy-Daddy genes and also on a USG (ultrasonography) monitor he/she will appear as nothing more than a blip on screen 😳...so there you go...Itsy Bitsy Blip it is!!
So lets see the reasons why Itsy Bitsy Blip will be a born fighter 🤓 :
1) Lets face it, its in his/her crazy genes as inherited from his/her crazy parents! 🤣
2) He/she may not even be a month of age, but Superbaby Blip can already listen to Mommy Daddy fight about bringing him/her into the world 😲 ( cvs ka reasoning hai ) ...so of course he/she will learn about the finer aspects of The-Art-Of-Fighting-Bullheadedly from both his/her parents! 😳🤣
3) He/she will learn to fight for survival under two experienced teachers 😉 - Granny Pabo and Chachi Dipali, who will train him/her in The-1001-Ways-To-Survive-Cheap-Nefarious-Schemes-From-Birth-To-Death. 😎🤣
4) Blip will learn to fight under tough conditions like a fire or the absence of food , because Joker-cum-Bhukkar-Pig-Of-A-Chacha kept raiding the kitchen 🐷 while Mommy was busy doing risky scenes. 🤪🤣
5) He/she will learn to fight his/her own battles right from birth, because Mommy and Daddy are too busy fighting themselves , or when they get free time from that, fighting the entire world.🤪🤣
6) Blip will learn to be strong and not shed tears in a fight, because...well Mommy and Granny will induce a No-Tear-Defensive-Immunity with all their waterworks ! 😳🤣
7) He/she will learn to fight for good reasons , the most important being the fight for love ...because nobody except his/her parents will have time to spare for him/her from their busy self-centred miseries and schemes 😳 ...and there also Mommy and Daddy will be too busy staring at each other for hours to remember about Itsy Bitsy Blip ! 🤣
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