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It was HOT 😈 and we were not alone who watched it with mouths hanging open.. that silly spot who was tortured by simmy's mom was too watching it as if he watching live po*n 🤣
But man... what was the need to get all those useless bunch of people gathered on the sets? ok MC was needed so was the DOP, choreo and Bittu jee, considering he has witnessed Rishbala doing almost everything. so he too can stay there 🤣🤣🤣 but why was that rikshaw ki sawari mommy and her main-Veena-Malik- ban'na-chahti-hon-daughter were doing there? when her role isnt decided yet? arent such scenes are shot with minimum crew members?
and this raas-leela was the result of the slap .. imagine yeh Karan toh sala RK ka bhi baap nikla.. RK took 4 pheras for 4 slaps and yeh toh sala SR manane ja raha ha ..😲
ok here is everyone's POV.
Mehul Chopra's monologue:
what the phaaakk they are doing? they are husband and wife man.. should i go and teach madhu? and do this scene with her? No.. RK has a criminal record.. its not safe... 🤣🤣🤣
Bittu Jee's monologue:
loh whats new in it? i know now Chief will get closer to bhabi jee and brush her bangs aside.. and bhabi jee will blush and hyperventilate.. and then RK pose and they will hold this pose forever.. kuch toh naya dikhao yaar.. and only then RK pulls her pallu .. and Bittu jee rubs his OK hands together in Xcitment ... yaayyy chief's doing a shakti Kaporr act...
Roma's monologue:
Oui maa... these two are so sexy.. stop it guys.. meri akeli raatoon ka toh socho.. you guy can continue at home.. mera kya hoga?
Madhu's monologue:
Is this man mad or what? how can i feel comfortable doing this in front of Raju, Ramu, and God knows who all have gathered in here? as though watching an Ind-Pak match? and how on earth i can do it here when i have only done this in my dreams or our SR (where RK only pleased himself, hence there wasnt any aphter-glow on my face 🤣🤣🤣) and why my sunny leone of a pati so comfy disrobing me? was he really meant it when he said "RK kuch bhi free mein nahi kerta?" everyday he just undresses me with his eyes... and before we could do either he doses off, of getting tired of removing the layers of clothes I wear or either bittu jee or pabo kills his libido by making sudden entries... 🤣🤣🤣
RK's monologue:
Why is Biwi behaving like this? its not that we'll go all the way... have I ever crossed my limits except of our SR which was a desperate move of desperate times.. i had a competition back then and i needed to mark my territory, besides to that madhu never gave me nice comments about my performances afterwards so depriving her was all i could do to make her value my .. a...a... a... i mean my skills 🥱 i am not that desperate to get back to Amar that i would make a blue film that too with me biwi... I am on chastity-diet for God's sake..🤣🤣🤣.. and it was advised by the same nutritionist who planned that rotten salad.. which even a Bakri (goat) wont eat... 🤣
End of monologues---------------------------------------------------------
Pack Uppp... baki ka sexy scene apne apne ghar ja ke dekho *yells Mehul*
Mehul to madhu:
What are you doing madhu? he is your husband not any stranger... you're proving me wrong.. if u didnt perform well all will blame me for you wee my choice...
Madhu: *sighed* and gave an I-have-had-enough-look to mehul..
"Look you budha tharkey... first you secretly filmed someone else's wife from as many angles as u pleased.. and then forced me to accept the offer? what made you think that I can do this role?because my hair fly wildly in the fake air? or you find my red (off course flying) pallo sexy? did u make me say lines? you overconfident fool... now get this ...
*Bhabhi jee Ka Thullu*
But man... what was the need to get all those useless bunch of people gathered on the sets? ok MC was needed so was the DOP, choreo and Bittu jee, considering he has witnessed Rishbala doing almost everything. so he too can stay there 🤣🤣🤣 but why was that rikshaw ki sawari mommy and her main-Veena-Malik- ban'na-chahti-hon-daughter were doing there? when her role isnt decided yet? arent such scenes are shot with minimum crew members?
and this raas-leela was the result of the slap .. imagine yeh Karan toh sala RK ka bhi baap nikla.. RK took 4 pheras for 4 slaps and yeh toh sala SR manane ja raha ha ..😲
ok here is everyone's POV.
Mehul Chopra's monologue:
what the phaaakk they are doing? they are husband and wife man.. should i go and teach madhu? and do this scene with her? No.. RK has a criminal record.. its not safe... 🤣🤣🤣
Bittu Jee's monologue:
loh whats new in it? i know now Chief will get closer to bhabi jee and brush her bangs aside.. and bhabi jee will blush and hyperventilate.. and then RK pose and they will hold this pose forever.. kuch toh naya dikhao yaar.. and only then RK pulls her pallu .. and Bittu jee rubs his OK hands together in Xcitment ... yaayyy chief's doing a shakti Kaporr act...
Roma's monologue:
Oui maa... these two are so sexy.. stop it guys.. meri akeli raatoon ka toh socho.. you guy can continue at home.. mera kya hoga?
Madhu's monologue:
Is this man mad or what? how can i feel comfortable doing this in front of Raju, Ramu, and God knows who all have gathered in here? as though watching an Ind-Pak match? and how on earth i can do it here when i have only done this in my dreams or our SR (where RK only pleased himself, hence there wasnt any aphter-glow on my face 🤣🤣🤣) and why my sunny leone of a pati so comfy disrobing me? was he really meant it when he said "RK kuch bhi free mein nahi kerta?" everyday he just undresses me with his eyes... and before we could do either he doses off, of getting tired of removing the layers of clothes I wear or either bittu jee or pabo kills his libido by making sudden entries... 🤣🤣🤣
RK's monologue:
Why is Biwi behaving like this? its not that we'll go all the way... have I ever crossed my limits except of our SR which was a desperate move of desperate times.. i had a competition back then and i needed to mark my territory, besides to that madhu never gave me nice comments about my performances afterwards so depriving her was all i could do to make her value my .. a...a... a... i mean my skills 🥱 i am not that desperate to get back to Amar that i would make a blue film that too with me biwi... I am on chastity-diet for God's sake..🤣🤣🤣.. and it was advised by the same nutritionist who planned that rotten salad.. which even a Bakri (goat) wont eat... 🤣
End of monologues---------------------------------------------------------
Pack Uppp... baki ka sexy scene apne apne ghar ja ke dekho *yells Mehul*
Mehul to madhu:
What are you doing madhu? he is your husband not any stranger... you're proving me wrong.. if u didnt perform well all will blame me for you wee my choice...
Madhu: *sighed* and gave an I-have-had-enough-look to mehul..
"Look you budha tharkey... first you secretly filmed someone else's wife from as many angles as u pleased.. and then forced me to accept the offer? what made you think that I can do this role?because my hair fly wildly in the fake air? or you find my red (off course flying) pallo sexy? did u make me say lines? you overconfident fool... now get this ...
*Bhabhi jee Ka Thullu*
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