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This is for only fun.😆😆😆 Do not take it seriously or to heart.
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Sultan and RK met each other at RK's new film shooting location.
Sultan was standing there and just then RK he arrived in his car and got down.
Seeing RK Sultan started dancing and singing.
Sultan started singing and dancing- Arre deewano mujhe phehchano kahan se aya main hoon kaun... main hoon kaun.. main hoon kaun.. main hoon.. main hoon.. main hoon...
RK comes from above singing to complete the song - "Sadakchap sadakchap sadakchap..."
Sultan looked at him angrily.
RK said - Aww Sultan tere iss expressions se bore ho gaya hoon main.🥱 Koi aur expressions hai to de warna main chala sayonara.😉
Sultan said - RK chup hoja aur 100 ka chuta de.
RK asked shockingly - 😲 Kya tune 100 ka chuta maangne itni dur bulaya.
Sultan - Chup wo meri car servicing ko gayi hai so rickshaw se aya hoon and mere paas 100 ka chuta nahin tha isliye rickshaw wala ab tak ruka hai.
RK saw Richshaw wala standind back waving him hi excitingly.😲
RK waved back.😲
RK said - Sultan tum bhul gaye main superstar hoon and mere paas chute nahin direct 1000 ke note hote hai.😉
Sultan - What 😲 ab main rickshaw wale ka kya Karun.
RK - Ek tareeka hai main tumhien mera peshkeemti costly autograph deta hoon apne richshaw wale ko de dena A haan.😉
Sultan - Acha thik hai please dedo.
RK removed and gave autography. Sultan went to give it to rickshaw wala.
Sultan went and gave it to rickshaw wala. Rickshaw wala peek to RK and said - Acha RK sir milte rehna theatres mien. Main chalta hoon tata.
RK waved back and Sultan came back blabbering and shaking head in disappointment- Ek sau ke chute ki wajah se.
When he came he saw RK speaking over phone to someone referring her 'Darling'
Sultan - Dhekha mujhe pata tha tum Madhu ko dhokha de rahe ho.
RK said to Sultan - Oye meri biwi ka hi phone hai chup.😡
Sultan - Aww Sorry
Madhu from other line - RK mujhe rukake kisse baat kar rahe ho? 
RK - Kuch nahin darling zara sa sadakchap hai.
Sultan - 😲 Ye tum dono ne samajh kya rakha hai mujhe.😡
Madhu from other line - Uss zara se sadakchap ko bolo wait kare.
RK said - Kaho darling wo ruka hai aramse.
Sultan- meri koi value hi nahin
Madhu said something from other line something and RK said - "Darling Kohinoor ka set and diamond necklace ki delivery saam tak ho jayegi sweetheart and haan wo bhi ho jayega ahem ahem"😉
Sultan said in anger - Arre tum dono ki choochie koo khatam karo main wait kar raha hoon.
RK said - Acha darling ye Aashique pistoli bohat pareshan kar raha hai isse zara nipatke ata hoon.
Madhu said from other line - Ok patidev.😳
They both cuts the call.
RK said - Kya 😡 teri biwi ka phone ata toh tu nahin karta ye sab.
Sultan - Main teri tarah nahin tha.. mujh mein rob tha, apni biwi ko darane ka.
RK laughed out - Kya😲 tu darata tha.. joke of century.
Sultan - RK chup hoja
RK kept laughing.
Sultan continued - Main sultan hoon aur mujhse saari duniya darti hai 😡 and mujhse sab darte hai. Meri biwi to kapti thi meri awaz sunke.😎
RK said laughing - acha bichari pareshan ho jaati hogi a gaya karke..
Sultan - Chup hoja RK tu mujhe apne goal se divert kar raha hai.😡
RK said stopping his laugh - Haan chal apne dialogues suru kar.😆
Sultan was about to say just then his phone rang. He saw it was his biwi's no.
Sultan throw phone in air in fear and then caught it.
Sultan - Haan darling bolo.
RK got confused and asked - Oye kiska phone hai?
Sultan hide the speaker mike and said softly - Chup RK meri biwi ka phone hai tu zara chup bhaitna.
RK said - Mujhe pata tha tu aur darayega...
Sultan - Haan darling koi nahin hai aju baaju.
After listening sometime - Darling tum jannat se baat bhi kar sakti ho...
Biwi said something...
Sultan- Kya meri harkato se pareshan hoke kar rahi ho???
RK-
Sultan - Haan darling tum sahi keh rahi hon bhaabhi maa samaan hoti hai...
after sometime again - Haan darling nahin mera matlab hai main uska khayal bhi apne dimag mien nahin launga.
RK -
Sultan - Nahin darling main RK and Madhu dono ko tang nahin karunga, jaisa tum chahogi waisa hoga.
RK-
Sultan - Kya darling tum mujhe miss kar rahi ho and want me to come there.
RK - Main puri kar doon teri biwi ki icha...
Sultan - Kya darling koi nahin hai aju baaju ... arre haan bhul gaya tum toh dhekh sakti ho upar se haan RK hai.
RK - bohat hasi a rahi hai mujhe kya kaha tha tune meri biwi mujhse kapti thi...
Sultan - Darling bas darling isse jyaada mat daato RK has raha hai. Main upar ata hoon darling as you wish.
After cutting call Sultan killed himself.
RK - Kya ye itna darta hai apni biwi se..
RK got a call from biwi.
Madhu - Kahan gaye tum Sadakchap ke bahane kisi aur se milne toh nahin gaye.. pandra minute ke andar andar ghar pohacho warna tumhari kher nahin.
RK - Relax biwi tumhare alawa meri life mien aur koi nahin hai darling. Aur pandra kya das minute ke andar pohachta hoon bas tum wo mera special (clears throat) gift ke liye tayar rehna.
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