Bittuji is real first child of MK

hello... this is jst a fun post... nt a breaking news.. 😆

Ok so situation is like sultu n his mom informed press tht meera is MK's first wife n he is real son of MK.. 🥱

after this press is hell behind rk to give press statement for this...

bittuji : (on call) dekhiye hame koi press conf nai rakhana.. aap kripya hamari jaan na khae... 😡

rk : bittuji... press conf arrange karo... abhi...

bittuji : bt chief...

rk : bittuji... ye bt kintu parantu baad me... bas arrange karie... n ha mubarakbaad aapko advance me...

bittuji : mubarakbaad 😕... kyun kis lie chief...

rk : aapka promotion hone wala hai... detail aapko baad me de di jaegi... aur koi que..

bittuji : nai chief.. main abhi arrange karwata hoon...

press arrived at rk mansion... rk mb bittuji radhaji all r present..

reporter 1: rk sir... ek inssan ne abhi tv pe aake statement dia ki woh mk ka real son hai... n uski ma mk ki 1st wife.. kya ye sach hai...?

rk : uss insaan? 😕... uskaa koi naam ataa pataa to hoga..

reporter 1 : ammm woh uska naam... he asked reporter who is sitting next to him.. bt he also didnt knw name...

rk : wow... raah chalta koi bhi sadakchhap aake bolta hai woh mk ka real beta hai n aapko uska naam bhi nai pata.. gr8... let me give u some info... he is SULTAAN... mumbai ka SULTAAN... a gangster. ...

all reportera r shocked to hear this...

rk : ab aapko story mill gai... ab jaiye pakadiye uss gangster ko... btw thank u so much... aap ki news se... mujhe aur letter box mangwane pade... mujhe abhi tak total around 63482 letters mile hai with photos... n usme likha hai... letter bhejane wala mk ka real son hai... n uski maa mk ki 1st wife...

to ab mere lie difficult ho gaya hai final karna... ki is list me ye sultaan n uski maa ka kaunsa number hai...

reporters : wht 😲

rk : bt thanks to my mom... who revealed true son of mk...

ladies n gentlemen... he is non other thn bittuji..

bittuji : 😲 n abt to faint ( 🤣 )

rk : 😈... yes bittuji is mk's 1st child n his mom is mk's first wife... unfortunately bittuji's mom is no more... n mk too... so can we shut this news now?... samachar samapti ki ghosna.. 😈

ps : m tying this through mob so plz ignore errors... I knw end is nt perfect bt m hell tired nw tying through mob.. 😆

ab bittuji chief and RK assistant...right ...just for the world but at home again he is bhigi billi...wow what a duo combination 🤣

Originally posted by: sp110

ab bittuji chief and RK assistant...right ...just for the world but at home again he is bhigi billi...wow what a duo combination🤣

nup dear.. rk is nt superstar due to his father.. he didnt launch him... he is superstar by his own hard wrk..

so still bittuji is pa... andar bhi n bahar bhi.. 😉

bt really I want rk to declare bittuji as 1st real son... 🤣.. wiase bhi pura din rk mansion me hi raheta hai... 😆

Tune iss par post bana diya😆

🤣yeh kya bittuji toh RK ke saiyyaan hain bhai bana diya unks dil tut gaya

TM is this fantastic...👏

Originally posted by: ..Cute_Angel..

Tune iss par post bana diya😆

superb post🤣

are baaki dhansu options yaad nai aa rahe the.. to post.. bt tab through post making is headache re...

post so mast socha tha.. bt typing me hawa tight ho gai 🤣

Originally posted by: itsRitzi

🤣yeh kya bittuji toh RK ke saiyyaan hain bhai bana diya unks dil tut gaya

are us sultu se pichha chhudane k lie main bittu roma ko bhi bro sis bana du.. 😆

prish😃
awsum yaar😆😆

Originally posted by: hifzaa

prish😃
awsum yaar😆😆

ow hifzu 🤗 kanha thi be ine dino se...