An Interview with Goldie Bhai (fun post)

Three masked men, one is an interviewer,the other two r translator and a cameraman respectively...They reach a cave in a jungle to conduct Goldie Bhai's interview...
Here the translator will translate the interviewer's questions in Hindi for our Goldie Bhai...

Int: Hello viewers...This is a very special occasion for our "Bewakoof" news channel as it is the very first interview ... to make it even more special we have worn masks...our channel r going to conduct intvws of the most weirdest creatures on planet earth...and we have found one...so today our first guest is none other than Bhai...
sorry don't knw ur real name...wht is it?
Bhai: Sultan...Mumbai ka Sultan...

Int: Is this ur real name?bcoz v heard many of them like sadakchaap,roadside romeo,aashiq pistoli...
Bhai:Haan yeh mera asli naam hai...pata hai woh RK aur woh fans mujhe kai saare naam se bhulate hain...

Int: Our translator is a newly joined and he's ur huge fan...infact he's the one who told us abt ur whereabouts...
Bhai: Thankuuu...

Int: Whts ur fav dish?
pat came the reply from Bhai: "TRPs"...

Int: Whts ur fav movie?
Bhai:Dakurani Talwarwali,Adimanav daku,Daayan aur daku ka pyaar,Expressionless daku...

Int: Whts ur fav song?
Bhai: aa ii uu uu mera dil na todho (from Raja Babu)...

Int: This isn't any chart-buster song...then y u like it?
Bhai: arre woh line haina..."main angutha chhaap padhana aur likhana jaanu na"...yeh line mujhe suit kartha hai...

Int:Who's ur fav actor?
Bhai:Shakti Kapoor...

Int: Bhai wht do u do?
Bhai: main bhindierolls banatha hoon,pillows pe cushion cover chadatha hoon...

Int: Wht's this dress ur wearing?
Bhai: yeh meri biwi ke v shaped kurthis hain...Indian style ke hain...aur abhi toh mere paas bahut saare aa gaye hain aur designer style ke hain...woh kya hain maine Deepali ke wardrobe se kuch churaya...

Int: Let's move on to our nxt q...recently u found ur real mom?hw did u come to knw that she's ur real mom?
Bhai: haan abhi haali main mujhe meri asli maa mili...mental asylum main padi meri maa ko dekhkar aur mere bevde,paison ka bhukkad palnewala baap Rashid ki batoon par turant vishwas karke maine Meeraji ko apni asli maa manliya...

Int: Next to the sensational story...hw did u come to knw tht MK is ur father?
Bhai: woh kya hai Rashid ne mujhe bataya aur meri maa ek din MK ka photo news channel main dekhar chillayi toh usse dekhar main maan gaaya...

Int: Wht if tmrw she screams on seeing Obama or Vinod Kambli on tv?
Bhai: haan toh Obama ya Vinod Kambli mere baap hai...main unke paas chala jaunga...

Int: Wht's ur real motive behind this?Wht will she gain by adding the surname of a cheat?
Bhai: yeh toh sirf ek bahaana hai...mujhe bas ek surname chahiye...mujhe surname chahiye...pata hai woh din RK mujhe chida raha tha... aur ab mere punter log mujhe chidate hai...Kundra ho ya Kambli kya farak padtha hai...

Int: Wht proof have u got that MK is ur father?
Bhai: Arre meri maa hai na...uske halat dekh bas yeh proof kafi hai mere liye...

Int: Why were u fuming the other day when RK and Madhu were doing sexy dance during holi?
Bhai: abbe mere aur mere fans ke muthabhit ek pati apni patni ke saath dance karega toh usse abuse kehthe hain...pata nahin hai kya tujhe...

Int: I have heard a lot of rumours abt u eyeing married woman?
Bhai: haan kya karu aadat se majboor hoon...abhi main Deepali ko patane ki koshish karonga...ekdum modern hai woh...

Int: We have got a lot of complaints from Shanta,Vimla,Sakkhubhai,Shantibhai,Kanthabhai,Kamla and the list goes on? First of all who r they?
Bhai: arre woh log mere kaamwali bhai hai...main bass unhe ghoortha rehta hoon aur pataane ki koshish kartha hoon...

Int: so whts ur nxt move against RK?
Bhai: main todhi sochta hoon...woh toh mere chele karenge...

Int: nice talking to u bhai?
Bhai: Thanku...

Translator says something to the intvw in English and intvw and cameraman leave the place but translator stays there...

Bhai: abbe tu kyun yahan kahda hai?

Translator takes off his mask...
Bhai on seeing him: "Bhujang..."

Bhujang shoots him...and then says " poora paka daala"...


PS:Plz don't throw eggs and tomatoes after reading this...If u like it then plz do comment...

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What the...🤣 🤣 🤣🤣 🤣 🤣 Ending was too good...Bhujang the translator...😲 🤣🤣

Translator says something to the intvw in English and intvw and cameraman leave the place but translator stays there...

Bhai: abbe tu kyun yahan kahda hai?

Translator takes off his mask...
Bhai on seeing him: "Bhujang..."

Bhujang shoots him...and then says " poora paka daala"...
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WOW kya baat kya baat very nice
🤣 aa ii uu uu mera dil na
todho (from Raja Babu)...
Int: This isn't any chart-buster
song...then y u like it?
Bhai: arre woh line haina..."main
angutha chhaap padhana aur
likhana jaanu na"...yeh line mujhe
suit kartha hai

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Originally posted by: vivoash

This is HILARIOUS🤣
Awesome just awesome🤣

btw TM, Tu FB wala toh raj nahi?😲😆

nahi ye wo Raj nahi hai meine usko already ek baar pucha tha 🤣

Originally posted by: MSmyworldMS

nahi ye wo Raj nahi hai meine usko already ek baar pucha tha 🤣

oh ok. Woh fb wala raj mila toh use MF join karwayenge🤣