A MBEIEJ SKIT (FUN POST)

Originally posted by: MarathiMulgi

A MBEIEJ SKIT: A FUN POST

Note 1: This is a fun post and should be treated as such. No malice or ill intentions towards anyone living or imaginary.

Note 2: This is just based on the latest news of RK's impending trip to Paris. Dunno if it will happen or not but this particular news nugget led me to below.

Note 3: Security guards are speaking in Marathi. I have written the translation in the brackets wherever appropriate.

RK comes back to RK mansion from his Paris trip...

At the entrance he meets 2 security guards (SG1 and SG2) who he has not met before. He starts moving towards the lift.

SG 1: Eeehh. Kidar jata hai, kidar jata hai, ah?

RK: <confused> What? Are you talking to me?

SG 2: Eh, lai shana ka tu (don't act smart). Konla bhetaychay (Who do you want to meet). Baisni? (To madam?)

RK: <starting to get angry>What are you guys talking about and who are you?

SG1 to SG2: Aare sidhha English mein. Eh... kisse milna hai? Madhubala madam se? Appointment liya hai kya pehle?

RK: You morons. Yeh mera ghar hai. RK Mansion. <Saying so he points to the board at the entrance and does a doubel take. The board says Madhubala's Detective Agency>

RK: What the... Yeh kya likha hai? RK mansion ka board kidhar hai?

SG1: Dekho tum naye ho lagata hai idhar. Yeh RK mansion THA. Ab yeh detective agency hai. Madhubala madam ki. Appointment ke bina undar jana mana hai. Appointment dikhao. Kisko dhundh na hai tumhe? Biwi? Baap? Bachha?

RK: Looks like there is some confusion here. <Calls Madhu but it goes to voicemail. Calls Bittuji who pick up>

RK: Bittuji , yeh kya majra hai, kya aap kuch jante hain? Aur aap hain kidhar?

Bittuji: Chief mein ghar ke andar se bol raha hun

RK: Kya? Aap ko jane kaise diya andar aur yeh sab kya hai ?

Bittuji: Chief, please aap shaant ho jaiye. Meine unko kaha muze apne aap ko dhundna hai. Aap bhi wohi kahiye. baki ka mein aap ko badmein batata hun.

RK: <Angry> What nonsense is this Bittuji. What's going on? I was gone only for a week and what is this? Where is Madhubala?

Bittuji: Chief first things first. Pehle aap woh hi boliye un bandaron ko , jo mein bolta hun aur undar aaiye.

SG1 and SG2 are patiently waiting.

RK: <Grudgingly> ummm. Mein yahan apne aap ko dhundne aaya hun. Mere paas appt. nahin hai lekin maine madam se baat ki hai.

SG1 and SG2: Ab aaya na seedha line per. Don't worry saab. Madhubala madam aap ko khoj nikalengi. Abhi woh Superstar ke father ka case handle kar rahin hai. Aap ka bhi number lag jayega. Aap chinta mut kijiye. Woh samne wali lift se sidha penthouse. Kya samze?

RK: <Dejected> Sab samaz gaya mein...Dhanyawad. <goes towards the lift>