RK propose Madhu in Velle way - Page 2

Originally posted by: prishiya

oh aaj bahot bore ho rahi hoon 😆.. chalo aap logo ko bhi thoda irritate kar lu... 😆

Ok' abhi current track ke hisab se rk madhu ko kaise propose karega' lets jst imagine on that (prish way 😉😆)'

After this romantic dance'. Now rk realize his love and wants to propose his BV' bt as his ego comes in between' he starts'

RK : BV woh' main kahe raha tha' ammm' woh main'

BV : (she understands' wht rk wants to say' bt shes khaoing bhav as usual)'. Kya rk' kya bol rahe ho tum.. 😕😆

RK : woh main.. BV' mujhe nai pata tha.. main kisi ko ye bolunga' n spl tumhe to'.

BV : kya kahena chahte ho' saaf saff kaho' thik to ho tum'

RK : BV woh main kahe raha tha'. I' I LOVE'..

BV : I love what'. (bv ke mann me ladoo futne lagte hai')

RK : I LOVE' I LOVE' ab samaj bhi jao biwi' sab bolna padega'. 😡

BV : rk'. Woh kya hai' tum parmeshwar aka god ho' main to aam ladki' main tumhare mann me jank ke nai dekh sakti.. ki kya chal raha hai tumhare mann me' 😛😆

RK : very funny'.. ab chup karo' let me concentrate'. Ok' ab main bol raha hoon'. "I LOVE".. "I LOVE" 'BITTUJI 😕

BV : wht'u love bittuji'. 😲

RK : bittuji' aap yanha kya kar rahe hai'

(as usual'. Bittu aka mota calendar ne galat time pe entry maari'😡😆)

Bittuji : kya hua chief'. Vapis woh bijali ka khambha dekhake aau kya'😉😛😆. ( n smirk )

RK & BV staring at bittuji in anger' 😡😡😡

Bittuji : ha thik hia' woh main dekh ke hi aata hoon'' waise chief kitni der dekhu' 😛😆

RK : aaj kal bahot mazak karne lage hai' abhi bahar nai gaye to usi khambhe pe chadwa dunga' 😡

Bittuji : ok chief' main jake dekhata hoon' aap dono continue kariye'

(bittu bahar jata hai)

BV : chhodo use' rk tum kuchha kahe rahe the' 😊😃😆

RK : I LOVE U.. bolna tha' sun liya' ab so jao.. chup chap' 😡😆

BV : wht' 😲😲😲😲

RK : ha' ab mujhe uspe koi aur discussion nai karna'. So jao chup chap abhi'. 😡

BV : bt rk' 😲

RK : bv.. ek baar kaha so jao' abhi bhi hamara bedroom bhi wanhi hai... bed bhi wanhi hai'. Pillow bhi wanhi hai' left side tumhari n right side meri hai'. Aur bhi detail du.. ya bas'

BV : abhi bhi pillow'

RK : wht 😕

BV : kuchha nai' thik hai' main sone jati hoon'

RK : so jao chup chap'

BV : (mann me) I love u bol diya' abhi bhi chup chap sone ko bol raha hai .. n ye pillow'. 😡

RK : tumne kuchha bola' 😕

BV : ha woh main kahe rahi thi' rk' woh sare married couple woh'

RK : kya married couple' who jagadenge to kya hame bhi jagadna hai'.

BV : nai woh' main kahe rahi thi' ye pillow hata doon yanha se'

RK : kyun biwi' fir tum hi bologi.. maine pair mara.. hath mara' mujhe tumhari jik jik nai sunni bad me' pillow janha hai wanhi rahenge..

BV : (mann me) jalla' ab ise kaise samjaoon' ha indirectly baat karti hoon' 😉

BV : rk mujhe nind nai aa rahi'

RK : to main kya karu' lori sunau'.

BV : nai ek kaam karti hoon'. Main jokes sunati hoon' main jab jokes sunati hoon mujhe nind aati hai'

RK : really 😲' sach me tum weird ho' u knw' 😡

BV : yes I knw.. tabhi to tumse shadi hui hai.. achha shadi par se ek joke yaad aaya'

Ek baar santa ek form fill up kar raha tha' usme first name, last name, date of birth fields the' to usne woh fatafat fill up kar diye' then sex ka option aaya' to usne likha' 4 times / week'.

BV : (starts laughing..) 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

RK : pagal ho gai ho kya bv 😲😕'. Ye kya tha' male/female fill up karna tha' aur pata nai ye kya likha' '. N tum paglo ke jaise has rahi ho' 😕😡

BV : wht' 😲😭

sorry agar kuchha zyada irritate kar diya ho to... 😆😆😆😆

Originally posted by: colorsluv

RES = Prish 😆

Originally posted by: ritzi12

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🤣rk itna bhondu kabse ban gaya 🤣🤣🤣 bed bhi wahin hain pillow bhi 🤣too good u knw i have decided to make a fun post after my xam

Originally posted by: JareenDD

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Originally posted by: shamon

hey nice post...

Originally posted by: ankita24

weird confession haha..."I LOVE YOU bolna tha ab so jao chup chap.." 😆

pillow wont go because mai hath per marta hu...😆

n madhu's joke so weird ...gud one prish..😆

Originally posted by: vmpy

Nice nd funny post loved it.