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geet08

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Posted: 12 years ago

i just think lets start a joke corner in this we will write only jokes. i know this is not related to our forum but seriously i think we should share some fresh and good jokes.

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Posted: 12 years ago

Agree. if any 1 make this i'll be the 1st member.😆😆

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geet08

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Posted: 12 years ago

thnx dear lets start from now then .

but as u said please write first joke GOLDIE .

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geet08

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Posted: 12 years ago

k let me start

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Height Of Confidence.

Once Many Professors Were Called And Asked To Sit In An Airplane.

After They Sat. They Were Informed That The Plane Is Made By Their Students.

All Of Them Ran And Got Out Of Plane Except One.

People Asked Him The Reason.

He Said: "If It"s Made By My Students It Will Not Even Start"

2. Just Remember This Little Formula If Your Birthday Is Around November 14th You Were A Valentine"s Day Present!

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geet08

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Posted: 12 years ago

Pappu To Boss: "I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase, Three Other Companies Are After Me"

Boss: "Really? Which Are The Three Companies?"

Pappu: "The Electricity Company, The Telephone Company And The Gas Company"

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geet08

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Posted: 12 years ago

Most Insulting Lines Said To Google:

"Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence Before You Start Guessing"

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geet08

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Posted: 12 years ago

Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,

Neend sukoon se aati hai,

Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,

Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.

Aisa kiyon hai ?

Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aap ki zindagi may
Vitamin "she' ki kami hai...

True love:

Baba :- beta tujh par chudail ka saya hai

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Ladka :- baba me thappad mar dena

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meri gf k bare me kuch kha to...

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geet08

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Posted: 12 years ago

A Very Emotional Lines :
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Maine"Maa"Se Pucha,
"Kab Tak Meri Fikar Me is Tarah
Raton ko jagti Rahogi?"
"Maa"Ne Pyar se Mera Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha: "Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maa se
Rat ko Phone pe Bat karna nahi
Chodega...
Moral : MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!! ;)

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