FQnama: o ye goddess - Page 3

Originally posted by: applenpeaches

Reading FQnama after so many days.. Wonderful to see you back though it is at the expense of our stomach..

@navarathri: Are you asking them to show that after this.. Please I wont survive any more..

@corn.. didnt understand the corn ref..

@RK's nipples: What is up with RK and his nipple? Everybody is eying that.. Yesterday SD, today you, tomorrow B... me never!

@canonisation, devification, thackeray: classic..

@nekkid husband: Madhu is not the only one eying the naked body.. SD too is doing that.. Not me, though..

Not going to write anymore because my stomach is paining.. Do you know how hard it is to laugh on a full stomach? Your lines have me in splits..

@precap: Thats the woman I sent to save RK's body from SD's eyes.. SD is trying out the Rishabala drug..

FQ.. Have missed reading your FQnama.. This was a real treat.. Wonderful...

Originally posted by: bhakti2

Hurray - glad to see you back!😊 We thought...you were gone. Yes ...gone...flat-lining...gone from us forever. But then...in a strange and (unexpected?😕) twist - you came back to us! Dhak dhak, dhak dhak, went the monitor screens and all was right with the world. No. Wait. It's been done. And, as you say, quite unhygienically.

Nevermind...I'm just glad you came back to us! Really missed your posts!😛

FQ!!! Almost felt like crying as Bittuji upon seeing your FQnama. 😆 Good to see you again. I thought you were gone forever but you came back. OMG, it's miracle! 😆 Maybe we all should have done collective chanting a la MB and each one of us have a dramatic line like 'FQ, you're fans need you!', 'FQ, you can not leave us!', 'FQ, nothing will be same without you!', 'FQ, tumhare chah ne wale bahut hai! Ab aa ja wapis!' and we all are crying and hugging our laptops, phones, etc, etc.

Originally posted by: rahmona_pakswe

FQ!!! Almost felt like crying as Bittuji upon seeing your FQnama. 😆 Good to see you again. I thought you were gone forever but you came back. OMG, it's miracle! 😆 Maybe we all should have done collective chanting a la MB and each one of us have a dramatic line like 'FQ, you're fans need you!', 'FQ, you can not leave us!', 'FQ, nothing will be same without you!', 'FQ, tumhare chah ne wale bahut hai! Ab aa ja wapis!' and we all are crying and hugging our laptops, phones, etc, etc.

How the hell did my post begin in one way and ended up on completely strange note?! Sorry FQ for my utter nonsens. Your post is as always funny, interesting and loaded with delicious sarcasm

Originally posted by: leelaa9

FQ, great to read a FQnama again.😃

Hilarious.😆👏 Especially the take on Madhu vis-a-vis RK holding her wrist, and

wonders what it is it about RK that his daughter went barefoot to Diddhivinayak. Hello, my dear. We know you're a man and all, but have you seen the man? Well? QED!😆

Don't know if the 'Muhammad Nishanebaji centre' was a jibe I didn't get.😕

It was 'Mohabbat' in the ep, not ''Muhammad'. Sort of like taking archery lessons from Cupid.😆

Originally posted by: vaani21

It is nice to read your post in the forum...😊 .Anyways happy to see your analysis after few days.

Good wishes to you.

Originally posted by: iolahardy

oh god! dont give them ideas...bcoz after navratri we have diwali, xmas, new year (which will surely be celebrated what with RK being the superstar n all), holi...till the next ganpati again

Originally posted by: himbin

Nice to see your post again...

You provide us a much needed sarcastic take which give us a few good laughs ...

they have witnessed a miracle and Madhu should be immediately canonised. Oops devified. The former might offend the Thakeray brigade .

I hope, very sincerely, that the PH does not decide to feature the navratri as a plot device.

These are too good...and as you say no more festive celebrations please...CV's already gave us (and we analysed, chewed and digested it😳) enough to last for eternity...

Originally posted by: 0-SD-0

FQ,

As usual, you had me started on my LOL trip from the first line itself. Residual splatte r? 😆 There are so many things to go for in your post...they are just littered everywhere. But today I would just chuckle by myself, re-reading the posts.

Enjoyable and much needed astringent taste !!!

The navratri-taunt takes the cake because, I guess it was up in everyone's mind with all kinds of apprehensions and not saying it out (we didn't want to give any ideas to CV's you see!). It started already. Today was the first day. Mum had been talking Navratri since some days...and moreover there are court holidays. I know its gonna vex you, but IF is the greatest reminder of all. It won't let us forget. Did you see the navratri cards ?😆

Originally posted by: iolahardy

the hospital scene was really pathetically done! imagine a man near to his death w/o even an oxygen mask😆 and having enough strength to hold his hated biwis hand😆

i wonder since when did the police have a direct contact no. of terrorists...the inspector was talking as if he had picked up the phone on his desk, called sultan to confirm if he was making the calls and when sultan said no...inspectors work is done! he comes back to report to bittuji. 👏

precap: i wud prefer a crazy fan over dips any day. i dont want her manhandling RK again now that he is unconscious. 🤢