RishBala-Sholay as Veeru-basanti(Fun post)EDITED

CAST

RK as Veeru

Madhubala as Basanti

Bittu ji as Jai

Mukund as Gabbar

Ballu as Balraj himself

Sholay scene -RK captured & Madhubala dancing

Mukund(Luking at RK wid gandi nazar)- Yeh RK mansion wale apne bte oops apni bahuo ko kaun si chakki ka aata khilate hai jo sab itne chikne hai ?

Madhubala-Kameene ek thapad maroongi .Mere ko dekh kar bol

Mukund-Oops nazar hati aur dur ghatna ghati. Toh where was I?Haan naach Madhubala Naach.Jab tak tere pao challenge tab tak iss kamre ka AC chalega & u know ur pati sweat a lot wid no AC & sweating mai who kitna HOT lagta hai

Madhubala-Nhi main aisa nhi hone dongi.Pehle who Bittu ji,phir deepali,meri sis ab u r also behind my Janwar Pati? Ab mai kisi ki buri nazar nhi lagne dongi usko.Mera pati sirf mera hai.I'll dance

RK- Nhi Madhubala nhi inn keedo k samne mat nachna

Madhubala slapped RK- Rishabh Keede nhi Kutto k samne mat nachna dialog hai

RK-Arey jab keeda hai toh kutta kaise bol doon?Biwi shut up it's a improvised version of dialog 4 kam budget wala Gabbar. And tu ruk iss slap k liye u'll have 2 pay back soon

Madhubala-Oh thn its ok. As 4 pay back 'Janwar ussi payback ka intezaar kar rhi hoon but tum ho ki back pai nazar tak nhi maarte.Start agn

RK- Ok. Madhubala inn keedo k samne mat nachna

Madhubala- Nhi main toh naachongi after all pehli baar talent dikhane ka mauka mila hai. Ab tum mai toh dance talent hai nhi so mere talent se kyun jal rhe ho? (2 mukund) Keede oops pati's company's asar .So yes Mukund music plz

Mukund broke some bottles so tht Madhu can dance on thm. RK got angry & broke all the chains

RK- Abey kam budget k gabbar thoda acha role kya de diya apni aukat bhool gaya? Meri biwi ko maine kabhi glass k pieces mai nachaya how dare u do tht .(He slapped him)

IF ppl- Wow so romantic RK. Chalo now lets make poll who will fall 1^st.

Ballu enter

Ballu-Sasura yeh kya ho rha hai

RK- Oh sasur ji Sholay chal rhi hai

Ballu- Sholay? Humari phavourite movie . Haye kya kateeli nachaniya thi usme.Kya naam tha ? Haan Helen 'Mehbooba Mehbooba' .Kahan hai who?

RK(Pointing at deepali) -Abhi k liye yahi mili as an Item

Ballu- Arey yeh toh Helen ka sad version hai

Mukund interrupt- Sad nhi Bad version

Ballu(Angrily slapped him) -Salla ab tum humko btaoge ki sad version ki bad version. Yeh keeda kaun hai ?

RK-Dekha Madhubala all sher think alike. Hhah yeh unfortunately Gabbar hai sholay ka

Ballu -Yeh gabbar hai?Aik thu (Spit).Iss ki toh dhang se daadi tak nhi nikali

RK-Wht 2 do sasurji itne paise mai itna hich milega. Kam budget u c

Mukund-Yeh kya bakwass ho rhi hai? I m Gabbar atleast respect me

RK slapped him hard- Gabar nhi Gobar hai tu. Itna nhi pta ki jab do sher baat kar rhe ho toh keede beech main nhi bolte?

Deepali (Interupt) -uff do sher. Ab mera dil aisa bhi nhi hai

Madhubala- Chup kar tu chudail. Kya fayda superstar RK ki biwi hone ka jab saare kam budget wale Junior artist k saath picture ban rhi hai ?Ab Jai ko hi dekh lo

Bittu ji-Bhabhi ji ab Jai mai kya burai hai?

Madhubala- Jai main hi aap mai burai hai

RK-Biwi kuch bhi bola but never do burai of my Bittu ji

Ballu- hhaha yeh 4 photiya Jai hai

RK- Haan kam budget k wajah se v have to comprise wid other 2 foot of Jai issliye 4 foot K Jai se kaam chala lo

Mukund-Dekho bahut ho gaya. I m gabbar right now & RK life is at stake.Daaro mujhse

Madhubala(slapped him)- Darre tujhse? Evn rats r not scared of u. Dekhti hoon kaise chuta hai tu mere Pati ko?

RK-yeh huyi Mrs Rishabh Kundra wali baat

IF ppl -wow luk how they r protecting each other. Now lets make poll who will fall 1st

Ballu -Abhi sasura hume realization hua ki humko humari pyari beti ko marna hai.

RK- Nhi aap nhi maar sakte Madhubala ko

Madhubala- Oh ! I m touched wid ur gesture Pati

RK - Zyada gande idea dimag mai na aaye. I bought u for 40 lakhs ab tujhe kuch hua toh meri lifetime naukrani & 40 lacs toh gaye na? And tumhe maarne ka haq sirf mera hai

Madhubala- Tum jaise janwar se aur koi umeed karni bhi nhi chahiye

Ballu- Nhi RK hum tumhe pasand zaroor karte hai par apni life ki panauti ko hum hi GO,WENT & GONE karenge

Mukund- Arey aap kaise Go went gone karenge.Main gabbar hoon so its my right

Madhubala-RK-Ballu-Biitu ji all slapped him -Chup kar kam budget wake gabbar

Mukund(crying)- Nhi karni mujhe picture.Main koi mandir ka ghanta hoon jo sab bajaye jaa rhe hain mujhe?

RK- Haan ja ja. Right now me busy. No sasur ji u wont even touch Madhubala coz uski Maut pai bhi sirf haq hai ek mera.After all I paid 40 lac 4 her

IF ppl - Oh he always hide his true feeling behind his 40 lacs raag but he loves her. Chalo lets make poll who will fall 1st

Ballu & RK had fight & itne mai Ballu ki gun nikal gayi & b4 it could touch RK's heart Bittu ji came running

Bittu ji-Nhi main apne chief ko kuch nhi hone doonga

RK- Bittu ji. Balraj Chaudhary how dare u killed my Bittu ji.Ahh I wont leave u

Balraj- Arey gussa kyun hote ho galti se mishtake ho gaya.

RK- Mere Bittu ji ko koi kaise maar sakta hai?Ab I wont leave u

Ballu -Ja hum tumse nhi darte.Jo karna hai karlo.

RK- Ah wht 2 do now?

Suddenly Roma entered

Seeing Roma Ballu started crying

Ballu - hatao iss chudail ko samne se

RK-Kyun? Isne kya kiya?

Ballu-Kya kiya? CV's lied 2 me.They told me I m the only one wid ghane ghongrale chudail jaise hair but iss Chudail ko dekh kar inferiority complex hota hai. Bacho ko raat mai darane wali bhootni

Ballu ji ran away frm there while Roma was behind him

Now RK came near Bittu ji

RK(Shouted )-Bittu ji... Bittu ji...ap mujhe chod kar nhi jaa sakte.

Madhu- Chod do RK ab honi ko kaun taal sakta hai?

RK (in SRK style) -Hmm chod doon hai hmm ?Dad nai duniya chodi hmm hain.. Mom nai mujhe choda hmm hain ,Dipz nai Sicky bandar k liye apni dignity chodi hmm hain .Ab tum keh rhi ho main Bittu ji ko chod doon hm hain? Nafrat hai mujhe chodne walo se. Chodne se aakhir itni badboo jo aati hai

Madhu(Slapped RK) - Sholay chal rhi hai.Devdas kyun laaye woh bhi itne badboo daar joke k saath?

RK- Biwi muh band karo. Every1 accuse me by saying I cheat salman thts y I said a dialog of SRK & this is ur 2nd slap by far ab punishment badh rhi hai

RK cont..- So where was I? Yes Bittu ju Ab kya karonga main? Kya hoga humare chote chote ,pyaare pyaare,nanhe nanhe

Madhu(scared) -Kya bache?

RK- nhi

Madhu-Phew

RK-Ab kya hoga humare nanhe nanhe

Madhu-Nanhe nanhe wht?

RK-Nanhe nanhe 'Aam k pedh ka'

Madhu slapped him agn- Itni footage kyun kha rhe thai. Saaf saaf bolte daara diya

RK- Hero hoon footage toh kahonga hi .And every1 knows I lub AAM. Bittu ji .Bittu ji Bittu ji. I need u

GOD-Chup kar.Kabse chila rha hai.YEh le apna Bittu ji wapas. Heaven mai mere kaan phad diye.

Bittu ji came back 2 life

RK- I knew mera sacha pyar aapko wapas le aayega

Bittu ji- Oh chief

Madhubala- Kya item pati mila hai mere ko

RK-Acha Bittu ji ab Madhubala se meri 3 phere wali shaadi karao coz she slapped me 3 times

Biitu Ji- Bas ho gaya chief all v need is a sasta tikao decorator

Mukund- Haan main karonga na decorate. Plz mujhe decorate karne do mandap

RK- Nhi u r not of our class

Mukund -Arey plz RK. I swear main acha kaam karonga. U wont regret giving me Rs. 50 4 my work

RK-Nhi 50 bahut zyada hai

Mukund- Ok 40

RK-Nhi

Mukund-30

Rk-No

Mukund- Acha Rs. 10.Ab plz manna mat karna .Decorator k saath pandit bhi ban jaonga

RK-Chalo theek hai if u insist

Mukund-Yay.Finally mujhe 10 Rs milenge after ages

Madhubala- Mission accomplished 4 phere +3 phere = 7 phere

IF ppl- Hey this was awesome. Chalo koi innovative post banate hain ab. (LOL yes u all guess it right) Lets make poll on who will fall 1st

PS- I dedicate this post 2 all Madhubala show pankhas & all DVD admirers. LOL I know this post is pathetic still hope u all enjoyed it. Since a week ppl r fighting here so take it as relief drink