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Originally posted by: applenpeaches
Of all the posts I have read today, yours was the one I liked the most. Nobody writes sarcasm like you do. Kudos 👏
What I especially liked are the bold portions:
We continue the adventures of our hot lead pair in the plot-hole ridden, continuity bereft land of IMPROBABLISTAN, aka Natraj Studios.
Hero has used his mysterious superpower to carry heroine to safety and to somehow stop the current that would have Turned her into Rishabstein's monster.
In the meanwhile, clunky plot device of clunkdoniaclunky plot device of clunkdonia, aka closed studio door is introduced, as well as a completely incompetent bunch of nincompoops outside, who cannot hook up the door to a vehicle and give it a good pull.
Cut to Padmini's perfectly made up face in the middle of the night. radhaji calls, and this the best bit of today's episode. radha gets in a few good lines about her son being a bad,bad boy, and padmini forgets that her trembling nods can't be heard on the telephone.
Back to the studio, where we see that madhu's leg has been chopped off. I kid, but Madhu clearly has a wasting disease because her blood has clotted in the two seconds since she got cu. A horrible gash is revealed. Her husband makes a face ( pretty, because it's RK) and takes off her magical shoes. Feet emerge, feet are rubbed. Madhu gets aroused, er, awakened and demands to know what her husband is doing by teasing her like that.
RK tells her to get naked.He threatens sexy disrobing, and once again FQ finds that her critical faculties have gone into cardiac arrest..
When she emerges, RK has hooked up a handy blanketo let madhu change because Natraj studios has suddenly lost all of its changing rooms, makeup rooms, and an entire costume department. So hero has to create a seventies movie situation to keep his heroine alive.Madhu changes behind the conveniently found blanket and RK tries very hard not to look at all that luscious, burning, naked flesh so close to him.
Madhu bats away the blanket that separates them and they give way to the savage attraction that binds them together. I kid.
Madhu emerges, having magically changed into a red petticoat, and throws some lines at RK.
RK decides to treat Madu's gash with a dirty rag found in a bin soaked in dirty water that someone left lying around.. If he wants his wife to dies of blood poisoning and successive amputations, he should say so now, na? (For me this one takes the cake)
The most ill-organised, unsafe work place in the history of the world?
Himesh reshamiya sneezes through his nose in the background. (Classic)
I heart you. Smothers you with hugs.
Kumkum Bhagya
Anupamaa
