RK-Madhubala's 1st meeting(Fun post)

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LOL I was the last one 2 c RK-MB meeting promo & segment but haye jab apne tharkey ki harkato ko dekh hi liya hai toh ek post toh banata hai boss.So here is my fun post on RishBala's 1st meeting

MB-Rishabh Kundra tumhe kya lagta hai tumhe tumhari filmy zindagi bacha legi ? (Ya its Kundra & not Kumar or Kapoor:P)

RK was staring at her wid his tharkeybhari eyes(Uff I love my Tharkey)

MB-Main Tumhe Jail bhej k rahongi.

RK was still staring at her

MB-Abey saale muh nhi hai kya ya taala laga haiCV's nai iss scene ka bedha mujhe hi uthane ko diya hai?Kuch bol?Kya soch raha ho?

RK-Soch rha hoon kahan kiss karoon tumhe?Upper lip or lower lip ya dono.I bet humara kiss fireworks create karega & waise bhi itna acha face hai mera unlke u let me flaunt it & aaj last time bol rhi ho murge ki tarah nxt time se kuch bolne nhi doonga jaise hi bologi Miss u will get kiss

MB-Chhi..Wht kind of man u r?

RK-Oh I m jst a Teaser 4 others gals but tumhare liye poori movie hoon.So kab dekhna chahti ho yeh movie?

MB-Ahh.Shut up.Dusht Danav & I dont have impressive face?Khud ko kabhi mirror mai dekha hai?

RK interupts- I know Prince Charming Lagta hoon

MB-nhi

RK-oh yes Greek God

MB-Nhi

RK-Chup.Abhi mera dialog bacha hai dont khao zyada footage baad mai hotel lai jaonga khana khila donga aur..

MB pouted

RK-Hmm so where was I?Ya wht a performance tum acting ka kyun nhi try karti?Mere opposite?Meri film ka naam hoga Ek Gunhegaar Ek Gavaah.It will b romantically adult movie

MB-Hmm main bekar nhi dikhti tum bandar dikhte ho Tharkey bandar.Bandaro k Emraan Hashmi

RK-Atleast bandar dikhna is better thn luking lke Hen coz woh humare ancestor thai par deaf gal jis baat ko poocha uska answer diya karo zyada bak bak pasand nhi hai mujhe

MB-Acha ek Gunhegaar & gavar k bajaye Ek Aam & Ek badnaam kyun nhi?

RK-Arey yeh title nhi chalega kyunki uss Aam aur Badnaam mai se Aam ko toh mai bahut jald kha jaane wala hoon(wid a smirk & wink)

MB-Chii kitni gandi niyat hai tumhari.Mujhe ulti aa rhi hai

RK-Abhi kuch kiya bhi nhi aur vomiting aa gayi Uff I'll take it as a compliment.Achi niyat pasand kisko hai I m a devil Sexy devil

MB-Kitne gire huye insaan ho

RK-Tabhi toh tumhara intezaar kar rha tha taki tum mujhe utha sakoon aur main tumhe gira sakoon:P

MB-Hey veer-balbeer kahan aake phas gayi main?Pepper Spray maarongi

RK-Itna hot hoon k Pepper Spray ki hotness bhi kam ho jayegi.Usse bhi humse Ishq aur Junoon ho jana hai

MB-Aise Tuk tuk kya dekh rhe ho?

RK-Pta nhi hai mere pass X-ray eyes hai.Andar-Bahar sab dikhta hai uska fayda utha rha hoon(Wid innocent smile)

MB-Eww.Kya khake tumhari maa nai tumhe birth diya tha?

RK- 1 kg red chillies per day tabhi toh hotness itni samayi hai but tumhe btane ko koi zaroorat nhi hai ki tumhari Mom nai tumhe kya khilake birth diya hoga?Coz I know she must have taken lots of Honey tabhi toh unke yahan Honeybala aayi

MB-Its not Honeybala its Madhubala

RK-Khushi manao tumhe remix version name diya.Ab iss Honeybala ko Honeymoon leke jaonga.

MB-Kitne Tharkey ho tum.Tumse better toh Muku hai

RK-Woh kaun hai?Sounds lke makkhi

MB-Wahi jise tum ne apni car se uddaya tha

RK-Oh woh.U r comparing RK-The Superstar wid Muku who is not evn courageous enough 2 file complain agnst me & tumhare duppate se naak pooch rha hai.Aaj kal ki gals ko ho kya gya hai?RK-The man se zyada preference Muku-The makkhi ko?

MB-Chi muku nai mere duppate se naak poochi

RK-Ofcourse. Nhi toh yeh nosy kahan sai aayi

MB-Uss muku nhi uss makhi ko toh main chodongi nhi mera naya suit kharab kar diya

RK-MB went 2 hospital 2 bajao Muku

MB-Abey makkhi.Teri shave kya kar di sar chad gya ab toh I'll shave ur head.Mera suit kharab kar diya

Muku-But I m nose picker & tumhara dupatta was so clean so I wnt 2 make it dirty coz I m dirty dancer u know

RK-Tabhi keh rha tha acha uddaya hai bekar mai hospital bed mai le aayi

MB-Bakwass band karoge aur apni salman jaise body ka use karke isse pitoge bhi

MEIEJ forum ppl-Haan peeto iss makkhi ko RK-MB.Bahut torture kiya hai isne

Muku-Nhi...

MB-Mera suit kharab kar diya.Ek waise bhi CV's saare paise iss RK-The bekaar k kapdo mai waste karte hai & jo bache kapde hai usse tum nai kharab kar diya.Suna nhi hai never mess wid gals wardrobe

RK-Shhh.U r soon 2 b RK's item tumhe new Rumaal la doonga

MB-U mean duppata

RK-No I mean rumaal

MB-Par mera dupata kharab huya hai

RK-So wht par mujhe toh tumhe rumaal mai dekhna hai

MB-Kahan se certificate mila hai tumhe tharkeybaazi ka?

RK-Bas itna samajh lo jis college mai tumhara tharkey baap tution lene zyada hai wahan ka head master aaj tak mujhse coaching le rha hai.

Ballu make his entry

Ballu-Haan beti Damaad bilkul sahi bol rha hai

MB-Damaad?

RK-Oh sasurji aa gaye.But brush karke nhi aaye?Bola tha na jab damaad se milte hai toh brush karte hai.Poem sikhayi thi na. Music

Brush Brush Brush ur teeth

Brush it everyday

Father mother sisiter brother

Brush it every day

Ballu-Ohh kahan hai na sasura jab brush kar rhe thai toh tooth paste hi 'Go,went Gone' ho gaya

RK-Uff yeh acha hai beti ko dupatta dilao & baap ko toothpaste.Kisi aur ko kuch chahiye?

Trish-Mujhe movie chahiye

RK-Mil jaayega meri sis ka role.

Trish-Wht?Nhi..

Muku-Mujhe bhi job dedo Plz?

RK-Uff yeh bada dil mera.Theek hai mera bathroom saaf karne ki job mil jayegi

RK-Ab tum dono baap beti apna Harmonium band karo so Madhu movie ka kya socha?

MB-Pehle mai tumhe jail bhej jongi phir movie done

RK-Dekh lete hai pehle tum mujhe jail bhejti ho ya main tumhe bedroom(wid smirk & attitude)

PS-Hope u all will take it as a fun.Kisiko humilate nhi kiya gaya hai.Crybabies & Bashers can stay hell away.I really dont wnt any stupid bashing or fight b/w 2 fandoms here

MOD-Plz aaj baksh dena.And eyes close kar dena.And aaj ek love letter mujhe bhi de do na.I wnt ur pyaar bhara khatt

👏👏👏...Hatzz ke poetic analysis se to better hai

🤣 🤣Shirish saare points cover kar diya thune...Makhi,Ballu,Trishna..Honeymoon pe bhi bhej dia...bina shaadhi ki...

Originally posted by: Manonids

👏👏👏...Hatzz ke poetic analysis se to better hai

Originally posted by: ISADORA

😲 thu meri poetic style se obessed hogayi hai 😆 i understand aksar isse bimari ko Hallucination khethe hai 😆

shirish RK sounds so horny n desperate here,,
awesome post,,

...lolz what a post...moi loved it...

lol...Awesome post...luv d it🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣 dakoo ka post hamesha mast hota hai is baar bhi mast tha

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