Tajurba Overdose and Some Iconic Dialogues: WiP

Thank you so much dear! You have my heart ❤️

I was planning to have a thread for iconic dialogues of this show. Of course Haseena's shayari will be more than others.

I love you ❣

Originally posted by: LogicLover

Thank you so much dear! You have my heart ❤️

I was planning to have a thread for iconic dialogues of this show. Of course Haseena's shayari will be more than others.

I love you ❣

Am still watching and adding... This has been something I have wanted to do from the moment I had come to the forum. In case I miss any from the episodes and you or anyone feels there was something good and worthy of adding, please let me know, I will add them. 😳

dyaan, kaisi ho? badia sab? khoon piya apne pati ka ache se?...suno suno. tum gane suno. acha hain tum hamko nahi sun pa rahi ho. apni badas nikalne ka ise acha muaka phir kab milega ham ko? ek baat bata te hain hum tumko. tum na...bahu nahi hoo. bahu nahi hoon tum. hamare lalla ke pichle janmon ka sharap ho tum. uski kundali par betha kala naag ho tum. anjana paap ho tum, kismat pe badkismati ki chaap ho tum...kya dekh rahi hoo? manhoos. kayegi humko? jee toh karta hain ki baal pakar ke silvete pe rakh ke bate se aisa koten na hum tumko ki tumahri chatni bhi naseeb na hoon kisiko.

- pushpa singh

I have never laughed this hard on such a dark threat XD pushpa ji rocks, karishma ji shocks

Originally posted by: rinki_99

dyaan, kaisi ho? badia sab? khoon piya apne pati ka ache se?...suno suno. tum gane suno. acha hain tum hamko nahi sun pa rahi ho. apni badas nikalne ka ise acha muaka phir kab milega ham ko? ek baat bata te hain hum tumko. tum na...bahu nahi hoo. bahu nahi hoon tum. hamare lalla ke pichle janmon ka sharap ho tum. uski kundali par betha kala naag ho tum. anjana paap ho tum, kismat pe badkismati ki chaap ho tum...kya dekh rahi hoo? manhoos. kayegi humko? jee toh karta hain ki baal pakar ke silvete pe rakh ke bate se aisa koten na hum tumko ki tumahri chatni bhi naseeb na hoon kisiko.

- pushpa singh

I have never laughed this hard on such a dark threat XD pushpa ji rocks, karishma ji shocks

Added 😉

Don't know how I missed that one 😂

I don't know which episodes these are from, but these are some of Haseena's dialogues that I likes so had noted them down once, just thought of adding it to your list😊

Heera chahe sheeshe ke mehel mein ho ya phir koile ki khadaan mein,uski chammak par koi farak nahi padta.

Theek ushi tarah ek insaan ki pehchaan uski kabiliyat se hoti hain,jagah se nahi.

Laat ki chooth toh sirf shareer pe lagti hain,lekin jazbaat ka asar roh ko bhi badal ti hain.

Kuch rishte Nasha ban Jate hain,kuch rishte saaza banjate hain, lekin agar saache rishte dil se nibhaye Jaye toh wohi rishte jeene ki wajah banjate hain.

Insaan apni surat badal sakta hain lekin apni sirat nahi, apna kirdar badal sakta hain lekin apni fitraat nahi.

Muqabla kabhi samne wale ko harake nahi, balki jeet pe apna haak sabeet karke jeeta ja jata hain.

Episode 37:

Woh kya haina ki hamara sheher sirf zaike ke liye hi nahi...mehman nawasi ke liye bhi utna hi famous hai. App ne yaha tak ane ki mehnat hi kyu ki? Aram se bethiye, chai ka lutf uthiye. Case ham directly solve kar lenge. Apki koi zaroorat nahi hai. Cheete, chai bulao madam ke liye. Mehman hai hamari.

-haseena malik

episode 4:

Santosh: hello, Mahila police thana, Janpad Lucknow, sedav apki Seva main tatpar.

haseena: ha hum haseena bol rahe hain.

santosh: yeh galat fehmi toh ham sab aurton ko hain. app nam boliye.

haseena: nam hi bata rahein hain haseena mailk.

santosh: kya itefaq ki baat hain. hamari SHO ka naam bhi haseen mailk hain.

haseena: Santosh Sharma, hum apki sho haseena malik hi bol rahein hain.

Santosh: Jai hind madam sir.

haseena: kya? yeh marksheet asli hai?

Santosh: report yeh kehti hai ki marisheet genuine hai, madam sir. fraud ki koi gunjaish nahi hai. maine khud gini ko phone karke confrim kiya tah.

haseena: Gini?

Santosh: Gini meri friend, madam sir.

karishma: univertity mein kam karti hain?

Santosh: Gini toh bakery main Kam karti hai na. Raghav university main kam karta hain.

Pushpa ji: yeh Raghav kon hain?

santosh: Gini ka pati.

haseena: ek miniute, ek minute. Raghav ne information gini ko di. gini ne tumhe di aur tum hamein de rahi ho. correct?

santosh: correct madam sir.

haseena: toh yeh sidhe sidhe nahi bol sakti thi?

Santosh: sidhe sidhe hi bola tha madam sir. mark sheet genuine hain.

episode 5:

cheetah: yeh photo moa mil sake hain ka?

Santosh: tum kya karoge is photo ka?

cheetah: torture room main lagaoga apradhi ko darane ke liye.

episode 6:

jab zuban aur akal ka connection tuta hoa ho na beta, toh apna muh nahi khola karte.

-Pushpa Singh

Mahila police thana, janpad Lucknow, sedev apki seva main tatpar. (everyone salutes)

episode 7:

aur app sab. yeh kya bakwas chal rahi hain yaha par? kaha se ayi yeh gathiya soch ki...sirf mard hi achi ghari chala sakta hain aur aurat nahi? kyu aurat ko dekha jata hai shaq ki esi hikarat bhari nazron se? ek baat samaj lijiye. agar ek aurat apko sahi salamat is duniya mein la sakti hain toh woh sahi salamat ghar bhi pocha sakti hain.

- haseena malik

episode 8:

karishma: wohi toh problem hai- madam sir. emotions are wholesale stock hai woh. asun nahi dekhe jata na kisi se unke. koi bhari hui awaj main jajbaaton ke do chaar shabad bol de toh cleanbolt ho jati hain. ama thana hai. hum police wale hain. kuch bhi chal raha hai hamare thana main. ese thori na case solve karenge hum. kaha hai madam sir, bat karna hai hume unse. bolaiye unko.

Santosh: piche.

Karishma: piche baat karna ka adat nahi hain hume. samne muh pe baat karne ka himat rakhte hain hum

santosh: apke piche.

Karishma: wohi toh. jabse ayi hain hamare piche pad gayi hain. kuch naya batao.

episode 13:

khayal. ek biwi jis tareeke se apne pati ka khayal rakh sakti hain, ek app khabhi nahi rak sakta.

-Pushpa ji

are gurmagadag. yehi toh zindagi hain. yeh shikaiteh, roothna manana, umeeden, narazgi, yehi toh ehsaas hai rishton ka. agar yehi nahi raheinge toh kya matlab hain zindagi ka. yeh joh tumahara app na hai na, yeh khana order kar sakta hain. magar apne haaton se narm narm rotian nahi sekh sakta. tumhara yeh app makan saaf rakhva sakta hain. magar us makan ko ghar nahi bana sakta. ha tumahare yeh app shadi zaroor karva sakta hain. magar pyaar ke do mithe bol bol sakta hain?

-pushpa ji

episode 15:

pushpa ji: saas agar ghar main hoti toh majal hai kisiki aisi harkatain karne ki? aisi nakel daal ke rakhti na ki saas lene se phele bhi saas ki ijazat leti. hum na ek pate ki baat batate hain apko. yeh saas aur bahu ka rishta na hota hi esa hain. saap aur sapare jaise. woh agar saap hai na toh hum hain saperi. kabu mein toh hum hi rakh sakte hain unko. haa.

karishma: toh bahu saap hoti hain?

pushpa ji: haa bilkul hoti hain. humko toh lagta hain woh saap kya, navla, bichu, magarmach bhi hoti hain.hamare bas chale na toh hum toh... h-h-hum keh rahe teh ki humara bas chale na toh hum toh mundi maroor ke rakh deh aisa kehne walon ki. bahu toh ghar ki beti hoti hain. kulakshini...ku-ku-kuldevi hoti hain. ghar ka bhagye hoti hain. shubhashish hoti hain. devi hoti hain. ghar ka ujala hoti hain. mamta ki dushala hoti hain. jag- jag-jagjanani hoti hain. hum manate hain. hoti hain. hoti hain. maiya kasam hum mante hain.

epsiode 16:

soch rahi thi karishma madam kaisi lagegi maut ke kuah main das ka note leti hoi. sorry, sau ka note lete hoa.

-santosh sharma

santosh: oo yeh track ke bare main toh socha hi nahi maine. par atma hatya karne ke liye itni dur jane ki kya zaroorat thi. samne wale office se hi khud jate.

cheetah: par samne wala office toh ek hi manjal ko hai. first floor teh gir ke koi mar kaise paogo.

santosh: teen chaar baar try karte na toh ho sakta tha cheete.

cheetah: bas yehi masumiyat pe jaan chirakne ki ichu hai jave hamari.

karishma: tum alag topa aadmi ho. tumhe masumiyat aur mental damage main farak samaj malom nahi hota?

santosh: main samjhi nahi madam.

pushpa ji: tum zada samajne ki khoshish bhi mat karo. woh kya haina, joh cheez zyada kamzor hoti hain na, uspe zor nahi dalte. woh hamesha ke liye kharab ho jati hain. ab hum keh rahain hai na zyada socho mat. bakne do inko. socho mat.

Santosh: okay

episode 19:

Santosh: agar Karishma madam jayengi toh main bhi chali jaungi. main bhi le lungi apna transfer.

cheetah: ha toh hum bhi le lenge apna transfer.

santosh: tu kyu lega apna transfer?

cheetah: ha toh app kahe lengi apna trasnfer?

santosh: Karishma madam meri guru hain, cheete. maine bohot seekha hain unse.

cheetah: toh app hamari guru hain. humne bohot kachu sikha hain apse.

Santosh: maine unse imaandari. bahaduri, bina dare sach ka saath dena sikha hain. tune mujhse kya sikha hain.

cheetah: bohot kachu sikha hain hume apse. bina bheja ke logon ko bheja fry kise kio jave hain, ee sikho hai humne apse. aur phir lagatar, kachar kachar, chubis ganta ek ke baad ek batole baaji kaise ki jave hain, ee sikha hai humne apse. aur vatalab kaiso bhi chal raha ho, kitna bhi serious matter chal raha ho, pate main tang ara aur pasa ke va baat ki aisi ki taisi karno, baat ko bera garag karna, ee sikha hain humne apse. pyar main paglet teh ke, lamlet heno bhi toh sikha hain humne apse.

Santosh: tu yeh kya bol raha hain cheete?

abhi kuch dino phela ek larki ke saath batsalookhi hui. sare amm sabke samne use beizaat kiya gaya,. tab kaha tah apka yeh sanskriti rakshak sena? aye din sarak par, train main, bus main, besharmon ki tarah ladkion ke saath battameezi hoti hain. unhe beizaat kiya jata hain. tab kaha hota hai apka yeh sanskriti rakshak sena? abhi kuch din phele hamare desh main attakanki hamla bhi hua tah, pure desh main deshat phehal gayi thi. us waqt logon ko bachane, seene pe goli khane, hamari army ke jawan aye teh. apke yeh barah ke tatto nahi. woh kya haina mr angad... acharya, humari desh ki sanskrirti apne app main hi itni uchi hain ki app jaise chot bhaiye gunde uski kya raksha karenge. rahne dijye.

-haseena malik