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skorpion

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Posted: 15 years ago

#21

@ rexy
imagination overdrive alert eh. 😆

@ achumen
Are Bhai hansa ke maar dalna ka irada hai kya ?
dat is da plan 😉
kisine Hmmmpe hasiii ka rang dalaa
maar dalaa maar dalaa

@krupur1103
Puhhhleeeeeez continue.....add in Rani's Multiple Personality Disorder as well!
script ready hai
par U-Know-who ko thodi aur chakki pisswate hai kothadi ma.
ab aise bimaari ka kaaran, roz roz thodi naa milta hai. 😆

have a wonderful weekend yall'
skorpion.

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Mrunal

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Posted: 15 years ago

#22

Skorpy babe...🤗

are u trying to kill me????huh huh..... 😡

i was just telling my DH .." ajee mey aa rahi hoon ... yeh last post padh loon..."..

and then... here i am rolling with laughter on the floor... and my DH finally dialing the therapist no...thinking "meri biwi ki naiyya sirf doctor hi paar sakta hey"...hahaha

damn.. ur FF is the best...👏

god.. Pri trying to color Damz from top to bottom... the visual itself is enough to send me to the hospital.☺️.☺️.. we need to add this asap in the *need to see* list...

paan ki dukaan searching for place to thukofy.....hahaha🤣🤣🤣

gamle mein thuk rahaa tha...ewwww...🤣

paan khaye bitwaa hamar....hahahaha..🤣

loved loved loved it..

keep writing skorpy....

-- Mru

ps: my hubby is threatening to send the therapist bill to you ...hahahaha..

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Archna

@achumen

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Posted: 15 years ago

#23

@Skorpie : U asked for this with the latest Siggy....

My second V Day request :

A one way ticket to Lucknow, Business Class for Skorpie....

Sponsers invited : Last Day for responses Feb 5th 2010.

⭐️⭐️⭐️ for the latest siggy.

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Maz

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Posted: 15 years ago

#24

skorp you took me breath away with this scene 🤣 🤣 🤣...hahahaha HILARIOUS.....maar dala...lol ...pls write more such scenes

@love the new siggy👍🏼...make one for ganna and channa's candle light moment too 😉

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skorpion

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Posted: 15 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: MMM11
Skorpy babe...🤗

are u trying to kill me????huh huh..... 😡
are Hmmm to hasii fenk feenk ke maarne walon me se nee-ka-lay. Maar daalaaa 😆

i was just telling my DH .." ajee mey aa rahi hoon ... yeh last post padh loon..."..

and then... here i am rolling with laughter on the floor... and my DH finally dialing the therapist no...thinking "meri biwi ki naiyya sirf doctor hi paar sakta hey"...hahaha

damn.. ur FF is the best...👏
haila ( aamir khan tone alert) aisa kaisa hua 😆

god.. Pri trying to color Damz from top to bottom... the visual itself is enough to send me to the hospital.☺️.☺️.. we need to add this asap in the *need to see* list...

paan ki dukaan searching for place to thukofy.....hahaha🤣🤣🤣

gamle mein thuk rahaa tha...ewwww...🤣

paan khaye bitwaa hamar....hahahaha..🤣🤣🤣

loved loved loved it..

keep writing skorpy....

-- Mru

ps: my hubby is threatening to send the therapist bill to you <==> forwarding dis message to Ganna

skorpion. 😆

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skorpion

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Posted: 15 years ago

#26

@achumen
i got ur well-sponsered e-ticket. 😆

@mmm11
BEHAVE. ur DH might sue ME. 😆
Jail me bai8thke Scenes likhne padenga na.

@maziya.ibraham
@ breath. whoa...hold dat breath
mah Ganna is gonna hit wid a windchill of un-imaginable speed.
he is RE-freshed now. 😆

skorpion.

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skorpion

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Posted: 15 years ago

#27

Originally posted by: achumen
@Skorpie : U asked for this with the latest Siggy....

My second V Day request :

A one way ticket to Lucknow, Business Class for Skorpie....

Sponsers invited : Last Day for responses Feb 5th 2010.

⭐️⭐️⭐️ for the latest siggy.

filhaal *wo* mumbai me patang udaa ke
pyaar ke samundar me gotay khaa raha hai.
Lucknbow me HAD-TAAL hai. 😆
skorpion.,

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sam.

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Posted: 15 years ago

#28

@Skorpion-Were have u been😲Missed u and ur inputs on the need's thread and also the update on wot if chapter.By the way absolutely love ur new siggy.GK is looking so hot😍

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skorpion

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Posted: 15 years ago

#29

Hey yall 🤪

I cannot write DRACULa on topic post hence MKD (Makeup Ka Dibba) 🤔

Lemme make yall PAUSE n den FROWN
updating my Wot Ifs:wid yet another classic scenario idea given by krupur1103

Wot Ifs Chapter 02: MKD n MPD
MKD who?? well Makeup Ka Dibba is wonly one on our show na
MPD wot?? well Multiple Personality Disorder.

Picture dis. SICILY. 1928.
Errrr. oops i was watching too many episodes of
*Da Golden Girls n DorothyS mama Sophia* 😆

lemme re-start.

Picture des...

*Aaj to me apni dil ki baat keh ke hi rahungi*
dat was enuff to make all da grey hair stand up
in Frogginess Royale-dom,
which looked like razor cut chop-chop on Archana-haha-hoho-PuranSingh.
Budbukhi kahi ki. kya bakey jaa rahi hai, U-Know-Who screamed
adding, Munna beta isse sambhaal. Apni jhoote sunghaa usse.

Raw-nee (Rani WEN pronounced wid a un-thukofied paan in da mouth sounds jus like dat. ADVISORY WARNING: do not try it)kii hoyaa. Munna asked her in paan khaye saiyya mode pouting paan

eeeeiiiioooouuuuuuu tarzan cry alert.

Kyaa?? paan mene khayaa thuukk tu kyu rahi hai.
theek se bol Munna piped in

Munna bhaiyyaa aap bhi na. aaj me Sameer se keh dungi eelooo
Her Royal Frogginess eyebrow reaches up der in her hairline
she is about to slide on da floor wen Dracula face adds
Mene Avni ko kehte hua suna subah subah Balluji se

wo ankhon me ankhen daale boli eeloo
oh u mean ILU ILU .
for those budhbukhi brained on IF (who do not read full post...)
ILU means I LOVE YOU.

Dracula: Balluji uspe aur bhi lattu huye.
oka oka SAvni fans stop imagining Sameer dancing to
*Behkaa me behka, lattu o lattu ho gaya*
dracula pipes in n interferes ur imagination chord
mene bhi lattunness feel karna hai, me chali kehne.

b4 anyone cud stop her, she leavs da room
swaying her 30ft long hair xtension chord
background music alert: bilyachi naginn nighali nagobaa dulayla lagala
moving like a pendulum of an 80 yr old cuckoo clock
tick sway tock sway tick sway tock sway
on 6 inch high pointed heels covered by her
6rs a yard stiched gaav-ki-makhiya-baithkar
kharaab-kiye-hua-print lookalike wali churidaar leggings
Rani laxmi bai nikli apni sawaari liye sameer ki kamre ki taraf

now as geography wud have a last laugh on da morons...
der stood a looong passage in Gujral Mansion
between Her room n Sameer's fav adda.

while travelling at da speed of a slow-motion-camera-zoom-work,
wer one can take rebirth 3 times in a BT track serial
n yet da main hero does not see da baddie brother-in-law n step mom's villanous ways...
well dat speed.
so while travelling at dat speed... she takes her own sweet time
thinkering up ways to xpress her *NEEDS*
she heard it sumwer, ... NEEDS can get fulfilled faster
den demanding spammin sending messages n commenting
by now Avni n Sameer have produced yet another baby on da way !!
Rani reaches da Middle saxena haven. da kitchen

sameer is jus abt to feed Avni her fav Whipped cream n strawberries.
dat being der staple fav mid-nite snack food now becoz...
dat was da reason of 2nd SAvni baby on da way one late nite wen da lights went out.
wen da elder bro did a tandav on da bed
wen da elder bhabhi gave away her her 3rd single earring of dis decade
allowing yet another post in da Teen ka kamaal kar gaya dhamaal topic

So wot da high falatun dracula faced chipkali sees is Sameer saying
holding a brown choco wipped creamed strawberry in his hand
open da mouth darling open da mouth...why r u angry so.
Avni in her most pained xpression well her regular xpression to say... screaming at her Balluji
Sameer, Tumhe kitni baar bola hai sameer... whipped cream kia to blender dhoke rakho
strawberries cut kiye to knife sink me rakho*
bai aayegi to yaha waha dekh ke saaf nahi karne wali.
tumko kisne cheff banaya. ufff look at da mess.

Rani cud not control her emotions.
ek taraf she wanted to say I L U to sameer
n ek taraf Dayan Avni uske Bulluji ka bharta bana rahi thi...

Camera swinging around her choppy choppy GOL GOL GOL
her eyes going all twirly
intense music increasong tempo
her dracula face turning n twisting more den ANY twist ever shown on star1 show LNMDJ
Rani opens her mouth to say * stop it Avni. mere sameer ko kuch kehni ki himmat mat karna*

wot actually came outta her trap was enuff
to make our resident faint-a-rama queen (SAvni fans 😛) defy gravity again.

Avni memshaab. aaj jaldi aayi hu to bartan bhi jaldise maanj lungi
yaha kitchen me *Sameer bhaiyya* ka samaan, me clean karti hu !!

cut-to-cut scene
jus imagine (geet tone alert from jab we met)
same music as exit Sameer Enter Jai Chawla after da Towel dropped. !!!

exit Rani da dracula
enter Rani da kaamwali bai.
Multiple personality disorder alert

ps: not ment to hurt anyone's feeling
i am aware Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD) is a serious issue.
jus trying to *PHASE OUT* Tarzanofied Dracula effect on LNMDJ

skorpion