Scene 02 : Holi day.
Jus Imagine (Geet tone alert from Jab we met)
Holi coming up
Gujral Mansion is elated wid da colorful season
Wid 2 weddings ki naiyya paaar pading n third on da way...
wid high emotions VaRni decide to play a colorful prank
on da 2 elder couples.
ofcourse Elaji is shaamil in dis prank.
thinkering Frogginess Royale-dom is on der side...
VaRni n Elaji take dem too in confidence.
so all members xcept PriDa n SAvni
plan to hide color water thru out da home
out to plan a surprise attack on da 2 couples first thingie in da morning
Camera zoomin on Her Royal Frogginess kamraa
Ufff kya nautanki hai. ek to inke saath plan karo n
ghar ke saare gamlon me color bhi chupake rakho - Froggie croaks.
@ da mention of *Gamla*
Mausijee, ye hamhe katayi pasand nahi aa raha hai
oi Rani, shudh sanskrit naa jhaadow.
samajhne me takleef hoti hai readers ko Munna interrupts
Kya Munna bhayya aap fir se shuru hogaye.
oi budhbukhi. tum dono chup karo.
Munna pehle apni wo roz ki jagah jaake paan thukk lo.
bilkul apne swarg-wasi pitaah pe gaya hai. paan ki dukaan kahikaa.
kuch aisa kare ki mahol rangeen ho jaaye - unkaa nhiii, Hamhara
all think-tanks @ work in Frogginess Royale-dom.
wot a visual of very ugly people. Ufff.
Yaha PriDa n SAvni unaware of da Conspiracy theory around dem
are busy romancing each other
Prithvi wants to color Damini from top to bottom wid his hands.
PAUSE for 3 min. dat visual is swoon-worthy. haina??
bk to narration folks. FOCUS here. hehe
btw... Damini wants to be colored.
Sameer wants to sing
*Maar gayi mujhe teri judaai dans gayi ye tanhayi*
in da shower first thingie in da morning coming Holi day.
FOCUS FOCUS on da narration. all SAvni fans yall know na...
he is a little too fast-forward. Result: SAvni 1st baby alert.
Camera following every member thru out da home
allowing us to see wer da colors r hidden
gamla in da living room behind green circular sofa
color water filled balloon behind da huge gujral family frame
wid Elaji in da centre in green saree wid her 3 daughters
a tumbler of color water on da dining table for 8
hidden among da water n juice jars
da vase at da entrance of da passage
da one Sameer uses to do Avni's Grih-pravesh
in da small decorative piece outside PriDa's rm
cut-to-cut
Morning time.
everyone is in white.
Roshni already has some color behind her left ear
Varun has his hands n sum part of his lip on da left side colored...
SHHHH...de started @ 5am in da dark...
but DAT is an alltogether diff narration, for sum other time
Elaji is all set to start.
Damini betaaa Prithvi betaa aa jaayio nashta ready hai
Roshni tum Sameer n Avni ko bulao.
Munna Rani tum mausijee ko bulaao
Jee Auntyjee. Munna ishaara karing wid his head.
muuh me paan jo hai. bolegaa kaisa
Arre munna bhaiyya Paan to thukke jaayiye
whispers dracula face.
Munna yaha waha dekhing.
aaj kaunse shubh jagah thukk lu.
SAvni join everyone at da table wid wet DRENCHED hair
Avni sneezing n Sameer goin sniff sniff !!
Followed by mauseejee sliding n gliding on da floor
n her 1000 frowns hidden by da FAKE smile
arre sab aa gaye?? Munna kaha hai?? aate hi Froggie croaks.
makeup-ka-dibba tarzan-ofies : jee mauseeji...
Munna to aapko bulane gaya. aata hi hoga.
Mauseeji still upset @ not coming up wid a decent plan to spoil dis day
wen Varun suggest...waise to Prithvi bhaiyya yaha nahi hai...
kyu na hum unse hi shri Ganesh kar de !!
sabse badi hone ke kaaran aap hi shuru kare mauseeji.
aap yaha chupp jaayiye
jaise hi wo aate hai unpe wo *Haraa* rang jama dijiyegaa
Hating every word, Mausijee relents.
footsteps r heard. mauseeji in attack mode.
background music starts
*Kisi ne humpe hara rang daala - maar dalaa*
music intensifies. dhan dhan dhan
our heartbeats thumpering
camera zooming in 3 times on Her Royal Frogginess
*Alzeimer's effect hits her {U-Know-Who / Paanwale ki amma}*
wen Mausijeee picks up da colorful gamlaaa kept in da corner
n b4 Rani can stop her...
she...
she...
she...
she pours da entire content on da incoming couple.
WHOA... everyone is shocked.
Rani has PAUSED midway saying M-A-U-S-J------------------------
SAvni is in FREEZE mode
Roshni cant stop her giggles
Varun actually yet again shows his CREST whites
Elaji is left speechless
u ask why?? FOR...
Munna is covered from top to bottom in RED
Music changing to
*Paan khaye bitwaa hamhaar makhmal ke kurte pe chinnt LAAL LAAL*
Now u know wer Munna thukofied his paan every day
*Rang jamake jayenge, chakkar chalake jayenge
jhoom ke bhai ghumke, sabko ghumake jayenge*
ps: not ment to hurt anyone's feeling
i am aware Alzeimer is a serious issue.
jus trying to *PHASE OUT* U-know-who's bad effect on LNMDJ
skorpion.
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