Lover of the week # 11: TheBoss - Page 13

Originally posted by: nidu-dsena

here r my questions
1- what things u love to do?

Having sex and eating food.

2- u r craziest dream?

Sometimes I suffer from sleep paralysis where Im unable to move my body when Im even awake. The most terrifying dream I have ever had. It has been ingrained into my head, I can never escape the image I saw that night. I was around 20. I was asleep, then woke up, but couldn't move, there was a weight on my chest and hips, I could move my neck however. So I naturally tried to sit up, but the weight was too much, and then I saw it. Sitting on my lap was a young girl, dressed in a white gown stained with blood, her hair a dark black, long enough to cover my bed. Her hands were covering her face. She was crying. Blood was pouring from her eyes. She then reached out for me and tried to choke me. She had no eyes, she was missing them. I can never forget her face and the sound of her crying.

3- r u d same in real life like in reel?
Yeah Im very similar, but Im more bitter and straight forward in real life, on the internet I try to think before I type but in real life I dont give a f**k.

4- wat will u do incase if u get a chance to marry DD or her look alike? 🤣 🤣
I will ask for 50 tola sona, 500 jodi of clothes, a washing machine, fridge, plasma tv, a BMW, and a bunch of other things and I will sell all that and then take DD to some brain surgeon to get her tested and then I will let her meet some of good looking girls I know in real life yet how humble they are, then I will give doh jamake on her sar pe and tell her, seekh, seek nalayak.

5- whats d importance of frnds in ur life? 😊
Very important, without friends life would have been hard for me, and hopefully they can say the same for me since Ive been there for them as well.

6- Y did u choose TheBoss as ur Username? 😆
My friends call me Boss, I like BiggBoss and I live life like a boss

7- who is ur Ideal/role model?
My parents

8- UR fav food?

Biryani.
9- Fav color?

None, not really into colors
10- if u get a chance to replace PJ 😉 on IF den will u ? n y? 😆

Yes I will, then I will share some of the ad revenue from this site to hand out gift cards to Moderators every month for their hard work and volunteering. I will also redefine the rules so that they are clear, and uniform and I will stop the stupid chaska meter and I will take stringent action against bullying and fan girling.

11- fav timepass??

Eating, sex, watching movies.
12- r u a foody?? bass khana hi aata ya cooking bhi? if yes, who often u cook? 🤣 🤣

I live to eat, yes Im a huge foodie and I can cook. I have been cooking from a young age and can cook pretty well.
13- a frndly advice u would like to giv to ur frnds 🤣 n how was der frst impression on u??

Omni Trouble seeker who is always up to no good!
Faruu Affectionate but a drama queen, there is a lot more to her beside her evil personna but she tries to mask it and fails miserably.
Shelly Emotional, caring but very sensitive hard to tell when she will be upset on something, and her clueless questions drive people crazy.
MD A gem of a person, a loyal friend, the sweetest of them all, fighting his own battles to grow some wings and break free from those who expect him to be a certain way from social norms.
Trouble Haven't interacted much with this character but he seems really funny and creative, some of his posts crack me up, a man of faith and science.
Pencil A born rebel, a talented, smart and beautiful person who is trying to fit in among her peers but she knows she is a special one.
Naina Beautiful, strong, determined, she knows what she wants in life but she is awaiting for such opportunities.
Ashra Talented, full of life, a wing man, very smart and sometimes a tom boy. Fighting her own battles of expectations and wants to do so much with life.
HLG This character intrigues me, his level of patience and accepting people for who they are and his ability to offer unconditional live, on a consistent basis is absolutely remarkable. The most complete human being of all only made every 1000 years or so.
FT The man of many talent, highly intellect, formidable, creative, focused, and has the fire in him to drive and propel him to great success.
ritz A very sensible girl with a cool head over her shoulders. I always believe she is much more than a fan girl, I always saw that potential in her. She can do a lot in life she has the determination and the drive to be something in life.
cm A fighter and survivor, she is a old fart and I love interacting and debating with her no matter how crazy I drive her mad, a very strong person who can survive in any situation.
Nida One of the most sweetest thing, she is extremely respectful and caring. She is much more stronger in real life than she tries to show, she has the ability to overcome anything in her life, she's been through a lot but she can put it behind and smile it off thats very remarkable and she has nothing but my best wishes.
Cari mommy : A very loyal and caring friend, she will be there for you no matter what. She is trying to find her escape online to run away from this mean world, and Im glad that I bumped into her because she has a wealth of knowledge, humor and people like her deserve to be appreciated.
**add others names too if I frgt to mention anyone **

14- are u emotinal in nature or bindass type??

Its very hard to get me to emotional, but once i zone out its hard for me to snap back easily.
15- fav movie??

Shawshank Redemption
16- wat makes u to visit dis forum more often?

Because there are lots of eye candy around, the women to men ratio is insane and there is always somebody available to keep me busy.
17- whom do u like to troll most 🤣

Fan girls, anywhere anytime I cannot stand them and their hypocrisy and blind worshiping.
18- r u a fighter or giver?

Fighter but I do not shy away to give
19 - describe urself in one sentence 😊
Asshole

20 - married life or bachelor life wich one u prefer 🤣[BR
Bachelor life, the best decision of my life to stay single!

21- ur fav childhood game?

Business/Monopoly

22- ur fav serial (if any)

Dexter, Lost, RK narayan shows, Breaking bad, Dekh bhai dekh.

23- r u studious typ or studying at last moment?

No Im done studying, I finished my masters in loveology and bachelors in f**kology

24- if u wake up as following persons den wat will b ur reaction? n wat will u do ?
a- salman khan Become Human
b - ksg Buy fair and lovely
c- barun Learn english
d- Double d Get plastic surgery
e- Kushal tandon? Visit a dentist
f- Aishwariya Stay away from sunlight/hot weather.
g- vampire Break into fan girls home and turn them into my fanpires.
h- PJ Ban myself
🤣
25- r u really flirty ya bas anvi hi show off?

Im very flirty I hate to be serious in life.

26- love at first sight? or falling in love takes u lot of tym?

I stopped falling in love, now I rise above it.

27- r u a loyal lover??

No, Im a cheater, I cheated on many people

28 - which type of movies u prefer ?

Anything that is interesting

29 - do u make plans in life or at d moment decisions?

I have lived a pretty planned life but I dont mind if instant decisions make sense

30- android or iphones??

Android. Iphone's are so 2010

31- cricket or football

Cricket

32- veg or non veg?

Non veg

33- wat u like ur life partner I means nature, loyalty or looks??

Looks (mujhe thodi shaadi karni hai ya buddha hona hai uske sath)

34- kiss on forehead or kiss on cheeks 🤣 🤣

Kiss on tits

35- how good are u in keeping up ur promises?

Very good unless it harms me, then I will backtrack.

36- sweet or salty?

Salty

37- wat will b ur reaction if alok nath from somewer tapkofies to do kanyadan of ur bride 🤣 🤣

I will Kanyadaan his whole Khandaan

38 - if u wer ever to produce or direct any serial or movie who will b d heroine n hero ? 🤣

Barun Sobti and Salman in BrokeBack mountain 2.0

39- Why Fb n iF ppl is haath dho ke ur piche 🤣

Apni harkatein hi aisi hai to kya kareen

will add more kuch yaad aaya toh 🤣

Originally posted by: No2Pencil

Boss ... you are funny..😆 ...seriously ?! dickkidiwani... 🤣 ..WTH ?! that was d3vilkid33wani ...that id has been banned and washed away...😛

Originally posted by: -SunnyLeone-

Aww boss so cute loved your answers yaar :) may you never ever lose any of your loved ones, may there never be a moment in your life to cause you any pain. You're the boss, the king and just a sweetheart who deserves all the happiness in the world! Relationship you share with your parents is just beautiful, and hope the beauty of it lasts forever :)
And invite me home maybe ;) I live in Canada <3

Originally posted by: Coeur2PsychoFMS

Res 🤣

1) Why are you so tharki ? Every guy is more or less but you are the king.

I don't know, I think I have a very high sex drive. I actually thought about going to sex rehab (im serious) then I was like f**k it. Some people are good at not showing it but my habit of being blunt kind of backfires with my condition.

2) When you first meet someone, what is the first thing you look at ?

Their tits, but if its a guy then at his clothes.

3) What do you like the most :

Pencil's cuteness or Shelly's sweetness : Pencil's cuteness

MD's shyness or HLG's madness: HLG's madness

Farah's psychopana or Troubleshoter's trolling. Farah's psychopana

4) You are a momma's boy. Does she know about your tharkipana ? 🤣 If not give me her phone number 🤣

She knows me, she cannot believe how chichora and ganda I have become, she says uske saath khandan mein koi aisa nahi tha she has no clue why I paida hua this way.

5) Do you celebrate valentine's day ? If you could celebrate it with any IFian, whom will you choose ? And why ?

I don't celebrate it in all seriousness but if it helps me get laid then I do make an effort but I expect handsome compensation. If I have to take then I will take Sanzy, I really need to make her sit down in real life and talk so she has no way of running away and hiding. 😆

6) Do you give importance to online friendship ? Do you think you can have good online friends ? Kind of best friends. Do you even believe in friendship ?

Yes I believe in friendship, I can be a pretty good friend I believe because Im straightforward and I do not shy away from praise or criticism when its due and my friendship is absolutely unconditional for anyone and everyone.

7) What do you have to say about people who don't believe in any kind of relationship or don't want to get involved ?

I say good for you my friend, you get to keep your sanity alive and live your life on your terms happily and you will be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

8) How can a girl drive you crazy ? Don't say her front and back melons 🥱

If she asks me do I love her, can I marry her. It pisses me off when they ruin everything and I end up being the bad one.

9) Have you ever had a threesome ?

Yeah, both with 2 girls and 2 guys.

10) How many cup of coffee do you drink/day ?

I drink Indian Tea, but if I have to then 1 cup of coffee.

11) What does the fox say ?

Walking around talking to youknowho grabbing his youknowwhat

12) If a girl tells you that she is pregnant and you are the father. It turns out to be true. How would you react ?

I will give her a coat hanger and ask her to take care of it.

13) The day she delivers, are you going to stay next to her holding her hand or like a brave wait outside. 😆

I will be talking to the best lawyer money can afford and transferring my funds in offshore accounts

14) Do you like kids ? Do you want to have kids later ?

No, I think kids are so over rated. 😆

15) Which countries would you like to visit with the following members:

Omni Disneyland 😆

Farah Iceland

Pencil Alaska

Troubleshooter Fiji

Cari Japan

Shelly Dubai

CM North Korea

MD Mexico

HLG Thailand

FT UK

Alina USA

SL India

Rits Pakistan

16) Who do you visualise (our gang) as:

I have no clue who the f**k are these people but I will just blind guess

Jodha and Akbar SunnyLeone and MasterDisaster

RK and Madoonala Alina and Farah

Zain and Aliya Ritika and Hooligan

Zoya and her Gobar (I forgot the name) Hashi and Pencil

Gopi and Ahem Pinky and Chutki

Ram and Priya Walter and Shelly

You don't know them ? Google it 🤣

f**k that, I don't have time to waste on these 2 rupees celebrities. I can go and do more productive things like take a huge dump and flush it.

17) What is your favourite flower ? Do you like the smell of lily of the valley ? I personally am addicted to it. 😲

Yeah I like any smelly flower, roses, mogra, lavender etc

18) Cari said your eyebrows are not natural. Is it true ?

Somewhat true since I do get them threaded when I visit India but for the most part they stay like that

19) Do you prefer a job you like to do or a job which pays well ?

A job that pays well. I will pick up human feces if it paid me more than what I make now.

20) Why are you so kanphuuujed about me ? 😳

Because you are the feisty one, so its fun to tame you.

21) When will you stop reading me ? That too everything wrong about me.

Never, because true eyes never lies.

22) Just admit it, you lied about me being your friend. I just entertain you so how can I be a friend ?

I only lie if it really benefits me or gets me ahead in life, you serve no such purpose except some time pass. The truth of the matter is you are not my enemy, contrary to what you believe, I actually enjoy interacting with you.

23) Don't you think it's time for Pencil to find her Pen ?

Oye she is on our team, she is also anti marriage so I will make sure that I make every possible effort to keep her kuwaari

24) Who is the biggest troll ? TS or Cari ?

Carisma

25) Why does CM want to be CM when she can be Paru ?

Jo ghaat ghaat ka paani peeney mein maza hai wo mineral water bottle mein nahi

26) Is TS more troublemaker or troubleshooter ?

Troubleshooter. He is always saying chodo meri shruti ko chodo meri shruti ko, such a pacifier he is always trying to compromise and maamla sudharo. 😆

27) Why do you think Omni and Farah are narcissists ? Do you know more narcissistic people on IF ? Who are they ?

Farah has a OCD and histrionic personality while Omni has Antisocial and Schizoid personalities in my view -- none are truly narcissistic.

28) What do you have to say about my eyes ? Daravni or sad ? Or something else ?

Deep eyes who have a story to tell!

29) Jagjit Singh is my favourite singer and I guess yours too. If one day you have the possibility to sing one of his ghazals to me which one will you choose ? It's ok if you are besura or you have a phati hui dhol type voice. 😆 (Or do we say phata hua dhol) 🤔

Tere baare mein soncha nahi tha & Apni aankhon ke samunder mein.

30) I address you as "aap" whereas you use "tu". Do you like it ? Why/why not ?

Aap sounds like very old, I usually use Tu or Tum for you. I don't mind calling you aap but it makes you sound like Hasina aapa.

31) You and I are portraying the roles of Romeo and Juliet. What kind of end do you imagine? A happy end where you live me alone and I live you alone and we both get to live our life, stay single, I f**k women and you waste it trying to be Picasso. 😆

Originally posted by: MasterDisaster

Sharam kar😆chakkar mere saath aur invitation paraye mard ko😆

Originally posted by: carisma2

My Second Set Of Koistens.. It's going to be a very mixed set..

Do U recall how we first met and where?

I met you on FB then I made a thread on BiggBoss forum about Barun Sobti and you came to troll along. 😆

In your office at your desk do you have some meaningful monument?

No, I never know when do I get fired and maybe they will send security escort me out from the building within 2 minutes so I rather not leave anything valuable behind.

Do U have a meaningful monument in your bedroom at home?

My dad gave me his most prized Holy book from his father, it means a lot so I kept it in my room even though Im not worthy of it.

Are U a dirty desk or Desk tidy person?

I like to clutter my work table on purpose to show how busy Im. I do that on purpose.

Which is your fav BS made on you by me.. or atleast the one that you did like the most? 😳

The one where me and Farah are wrestling. I must also remember Ritika for her gossiping BS it also equally cracked me up but I never told her how much I appreciated it.

Out of 10 How good would you rate yourself at giving a BS War? 😆

10/10 for Besharmi war or Barun Sobti war but 4/10 for Bitstrip war.

Cutest Friendships - Choose 3 top ones.. Rank them in order according tho the one you find the cutest first.

Penta and Hooli

Bossy and CM (I know sometimes she hates me so much but we go a long back and I admire her)

Bossy and Cari

Bossy and Omni

Cari and Farah

Cari and Shelly

Cari and Bossy

Bossy and Shelly

Omni and CM

Bossy and CM

Shelly and CM

Penta and Trouble

Penta and Hooli

Farah and Trouble

Trouble and Pencil

Pencil and Bossy

Farah and Omni

Pencil and Farah

Now from the above the least 3 fav's 😛

Cari and Farah

Omni and CM

Farah and Trouble

You gave me really limited choices it doesn't make sense, Im not afraid to answer that but could have done better with other folks

What is your Fav Stephen king Movie/Book

Shawshank Redemption

Do any particular horror films freak you out.. Psychotic nonsense like Evil dead and The house on Haunted hill really disturbed me) So anything get to U like that?

Maybe Paranormal Activity 1 for its slow building effect.

Imagine if you wee in a house fire with a mate.. Would you help your friend and wait for him and leave together.. or will you run alone.. ?

I will run alone and check my face in the mirror for any burns.

Are U a spender or a saver?

Both, I spend where I need to and I save where I can.

When you go to a meal dutch, do you itemise the bill or prefer to split it into half?

Split in half

Hindi songs or English songs what do U prefer better?

English songs

Do U invest in the stock market - If yes what kind of strategy do U use?

Aggressive for funds that I can gamble with.

Has a song ever made U cry?

Yes many songs, Aye Khuda from Murder comes to immediate mind but there are many like Wo Kagaz Ki Kashti etc.

Would a song like "Sandeshey aate hain woh pooche jaathey hain, ke ghar khab awo gey" from movie border .. be able to bring tears in ur eyes? Don't be shy.. be honest - son't make me tickle the answer out of u 😛 😆

Yes it does, except home is where parents are so Im not attached to places but the company Im with.

I used to play draughts/Checkers when I was young (I had a record that no one could beat me - until I met my match) Did U ever play this game.. ? Or another game that no one could beat you in?

I did played a game called Chinese checkers but forgot how its played, I do play good Chess.

Would you rather be rich or healthy?

Rich.

(God Forbid) Would you rather spend a life in Prison or rather e Executed?

Executed.

You know the famous saying Ek ladka ek Ladki can't be 'just friends' What is the Boss's take on that ?

Why not, I believe in Friends with benefits. 😳

If Drink and Driving is illegal - Then why do pubs have a parking lot - when they cud just have a pick/drop of point ?

Its for the designated drivers.

If you were a Girl instead of a boy what would you be like? Please elaborate and would you be willing to get married? If yes Why.

If I were a girl I think my life would have been different, I would like to say that I would be same but I doubt it sometimes our personality develops with our life.

Are there such things as free lunches?

There is no such thing as free in this world.

I have a habit of saying "You know what I mean/saying or Init or ain't it... Do U have something that you tend to say a lot at the end of your speech?

I use you know what I mean too.

Out of these people which 3 would you like to have with you on a deserted Island

Omni, Farah, Cari, Shelly, Hooli, Penta, Trouble, Pencil, Ashra, ?

Pencil, Farah and Aashra. 😆

And which 2 you deffo wouldn't take with you out of the above?

Omni and Trouble

What is the best prank ever played on you?

I thought she wasn't serious, but she was when she dumped me.

If You were 'Miss World' what would be your message to aspiring models to be?

Jo dikhta hai wahi bikhta hai, to zor shor khol ke dikhao.

Do You have a tatoo? If not Imagine you decided to have one.. What would it be off and where? Lol Please don't say 'The boss' below the navel. 😆

The sky is the limit on my chest. Like that guy from call me maybe.

If you were a couple with the following people - and you had a fight, how would you patch up 😆

Please answer for each one.

Omni. I will sign him up with a new IP on IF

Farah I will act like Im scared of her pyschopana

Cari I will make a BS for her featuring Agnes

Shelly I will set her home page to Google

TS I will start calling him Shruti

Penta I will take him to food street and feed him desi dishes

Pencil I will play a song for her on Youtube

Hooli I will jerk off on Salman's photo

Ashra Buy her an all expenses paid ticket for some place in the world with a stop over

CM Become a pro-desi

If these people came and asked you a question what would your answer be to each one.

The question being "Aakhir kya kami reh gayi thi mere sanskaron mein?"

Please answer to each one.

Omni Kounse sanskaar kahan ke sanskaar?! 😆

Farah Kyun nahi laton ke bhooth baaton se nahi maante

Cari Kyun mere picchey pade ho sab log

Shelly Kuch nahii

TS Bahut kuch

Penta Jao jao apna kaam karo

Pencil Bus aap nahi thi

Hooli Ab aap sikhayenge sanskaar

Ashra Main hoon hi ehsaan faramosh

CM Chalo chalo madam apna raasta naapo

Right Time for the all famous Couple Question.. Whom would you pair with each other from this list of LODW grp. No same sex couples please. 😛

5 Boys and 5 Girls

Omni Ashra

Bossy Cari

Hooli Farah

Penta Shelly

TS Pencil

Describe Cari and Farah's friendship in some words. Khatti meethi thandi garam tum koun hum koun

Will we get a part 2 to the story U started yesterday ? 😃😃 You might its your lucky day.

That's all for now.. BUT I will be back again... 😃 ur doing an awesome job! Keep going.

Thank you for answering the last set with great answers and I know ur busy.. Here is a lil gift from me (made by me) for ur great effort.