hiiiii friends,
Well after watching 'Heyy Babyy' sumthing came to my mind & i thought ki kya hota agar aisa hota to???
Suppose Rajveer-Navin-Huda are roommates and bachelors too. One fine morning they get up and instead of the daily newspaper, they find a 6 month old baby girl left at their door. So what will they do? Let's find out!!!
TING TONG!!! TING TONG!!!!
Raj, Navin and Huda are sleeping soundly. Hearing the doorbell……..
Huda: (Throwing a pillow at Raj) Uth jaa ke darwaza khol!!!
Raj: (Throwing it back) Mujhe meri neend kharaab karne ka koi shauk nahi hai!!! Tu jaa!!
The pillow, intended to hit Huda, by mistake hit Navin.
Navin: Dekh Raj!! Tu jaanta hai hum dono me se koi nahi uthne wala….tujhe he jaana padega!!
Raj kicks his blanket hard and gets up to open the door, in fultoo sleepy mode. As he opened the door.......
Raj: (Rubbing his eyes childishly) Kaun hai….
All he heard was a cute kiddly sound. He looked down and found a cute baby playing in its baby-trolley.
Raj: (All his neend gone) Hay!!! So cutee!!!
In the bedroom Navin and Huda got suspicious.
Navin: Ye Raj itni der se kar kya raha hai??
Huda: Kahiin hum dono me se kisi ki girlfriend ko to nahi pata raha??
Navin: RAAAAJJJJJ!!! KAAUUNN HAAAIII?
Raj: JO KOI BHI HAI BAHUT CUTEEE HAIIIIII
Navin and Huda: Mar gaye!!!!
They rush towards the door and find Raj playing with a cute little baby girl, barely in months of her age.
Navin: Nahi!! Itniiii choti?? Meri girlfriend nahi ho sakti!!
Huda: Dumbo!!! Ye teri to kya kisi ki girlfriend nahi ho sakti!!
Navin: Raj!!!
Raj was so busy with her that he didn't even listen. Navin and Huda looked at each other, totally surprised.
Navin and Huda: RAAAAJJJJJ!!!
Raj: (Standing up) Kya hai???
Navin: Kaun hai ye bala??
Raj: Kisi khoobsurat bala ki kala!!
Navin: Raj tujhe kavita soojh rahi hai???
Raj: Meri budhdhi to us bala ka naam boojh rahi hai!!!
Huda: (Subsiding Navin) Naam yaad aaye to mujhe bhi batana!!
Navin: Ise iske ghar chod aao varna baad me padega pachtana!!
Raj: Dekh na zara, kitni pyaari bachchi hai…
Navin: Dhyaan se dekh saath ek letter bhi rakkhi hai!!!
Huda picked up the letter. It read…..
Aaj se apni beti ka khayaal tum khud he rakhna!! Mai chali….bye!!!
Ab tak tumhaari thi, ab kise aur ki ????
Raj, Navin and Huda: (Looking at each other) Tum dono!!! Maine socha bhi nahi tha ki tum aisa kar sakte ho!!!
Raj, Navin and Huda: MAINE KUCH NAHI KIYAAAAAAA!!!!
At this they heard a little smile by the baby.
Huda: Kyun has rahi hai chutki, tu he bata hum kya karein??
Raj: Kuch to karna padega!!!
Just then the baby girl began crying.
Navin: Arreyyy!! Abhi to has rahi thi….
Raj: I know….Huda tu jaa yahan se vo darr gayi hai!!!
Saying this, Raj picked her up and tried making her smile but she continued crying. Navin too tried but in vain.
Huda: Huh!! Kudiyon ko Huda se better koi handle nahi kar sakta!! Get aside!!
Huda set Raj and Navin aside and picked the baby girl in his arms. He winked at her and the next moment; Raj and Navin were rolling down laughing as the girl had drenched him down.
Huda: (Making a face) Beta!!! Tujhe mai he mila tha??? In dono ko kyun bakhsha???
At this, the baby started giggling.
Raj: See, she too is smiling!! Use bhi itni samajh hai ki kahan kya karna chahiye!!
Huda: Raj tu ruk tujhe to mai……….
Giving the baby to Navin to take care, he ran behind Raj to get him somehow. Just then a salesgirl hit the bell.
Navin: (Trying to clean the mess) Kya hai??
Salesgirl: Sir I'm from Baby-Boss Manufacturers Limited aur humne nayi baby products range launch ki hai. Are you interested in seeing the demo???
A grin found place on Navin's face and the next moment, the salesgirl was sitting with a sample diper and Navin-Raj-Huda wanted her to show a demo by actually changing the diper of that baby-girl.
Huda: Kya hua aapka product long lasting nahi hai??
Raj: (Whispering) Gadhe diper ke long-lasting hone se tera kya matlab??? Be matlab sawaal mat kar varna tujhe karna padega ye sab.
Huda: Arre long-lasting nahi hua to mujhe na jaane din me kitni baar nahaana padega!!
Salesgirl: Ho gaya!! Vaise ye aapka baby hai??
Raj, Navin and Huda: Haan!!
Salesgirl: Teeno ka??
Raj, Navin and Huda: (Pointing at each other) Iska!!!
Salesgirl: Kiska???
Raj: Aap baby products bechne aayi hain ya interrogation karne???
Salesgirl: (Stepping closer to him) Jo chaahe samajh leejiye!!
Huda: (Separating them) Jo chaahe matlab kya baap ka raj hai??
Navin: Haan!! Fact to yehi hai ki Raj apne papa ka he beta hai!!
Huda: Tu rehne de!! (To the salesgirl) Aapko apni job chodni hai??? Aap baby products bechne aayi thi ya mujhse mera dost cheen ne??
Navin: Dost??? Wah beta!! Abhi jab maarne ke liye uske peeche dauda tha tab kahan gayi thi teri dosti??
Huda: Dekh dost mai to bas……
Huda and Navin got busy with their argument and Raj slid away with the girl…..NAINA of course!!!!!! After sometime when the baby girl made a sound, they realized that Raj is gone!!!
Navin: Mai lada jis dost ke liye vohi de gaya dhoka…..
Huda: Dost to gaya he, ladki bhi gayi, jaane aage kya hoga???
!~*~*~*~! THE END !~*~*~*~!
i hope u enjoy this write up 😉
The credit for this also goes to my friend whose helped me in writing this!!
lotsa luv,
farheen
Anupamaa
