As per praks' request, here's Nair in a different personality.
Major Nair as Navjot Singh Siddhu🤢:
Venue is same- KMA grounds.
Nair: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.................
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.............. ..
Huda: Oye tau, ke baat hai???? Theek to hai????
Nair: Hahahahahahahahahaha........maar sutiya.....Hahahahahahahahahaha.............
Naina: Sir, aapko kya ho gaya hai?
Nair: Hahahahahahahahahaha..........Oye guru, kamaal kar diya......Hahahahahahahahahaha
Alekh: Abe aisa to main nashe mein bhi nahin karta, kya pi liya hai isne?
Pooja: Iski to ringtone bigad gayi hai, BC ka MC to gaya..........
Ali: Are koi inki madad karo
(BC comes out wearing earplugs and tells cadets to go inside. He tells Major Nair to stop acting up)
Nair: Hahahahahahahahahaha........yeh sabse acchha tha.....Hahahahahahahahahaha..........mar sutiya....Hahahahahahahahahaha
(Just then, an ambulance comes up, paramedics jump out, put Nair in a straitjacket, and deposit him in a mental asylum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt anyone......So, no offence guys!!!!
All suggestions are welcome- who do you want to see Nair as???