Hello everyone..............
Meherbaan........Qadardaan.............Sahibaan............. ..Humne suna hai aajkal sab bahut saddy-saddy ho rahe hain, LRL chutti pe jo jaa raha hai!!!!! But please.........this is really not done!!!! Sao let's see ki hum kya kar sakte hain aapka mood theek karne ke liye.............
Hum sabka favourite serial........LRL
Hum sabki all-time favourite romantic movie.......DDLJ
So why not create a SEMOV??? Ab aap poochoge se SEMOV kya hota hai........arrey bhai jab ek SErial aur ek MOVie ko mix karte hain to SEMOV banta hai naa............Here we go!!!!!!!!!
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*Characters*
- Captain Rajveer: Raj Malhotra
- Dr. Ritu Mishra: Preeti Singh
- Dr. Shalini Singhal: Lajwanti Singh
- Naina Singh: Simran Singh
- Pooja Ghai: Chutki
- Amardeep Huda: Kuljeet Singh
- Aalekh Sharma: Dharamvir Malhotra
- Yaduvansh Sahani: Roby
- Subedaar Suri: Chaudhary Baldev Singh
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It's Simran's Marriage perparations going on and Raj is yet to enter the house. Chaudhary Baldev Singh is standing at the gate welcoming the guests when Raj enters with the line saying "Namaste, Namaste"
Suri Ji: Oye khoteya ek mint ruki........mai tenu kidre vekhya haiga!!!
Rajveer: Tussi mennu desh di seva karde vekhya hona hai papaji!!! Tussi great ho.....ki tubelight jeyi memory hai twadi!!!
Suri Ji: Oye tubelight de chache kaun ai tu....????
Rajveer: (Situation ko sambhalte hue) Mai munde da yaar papaji!!!
Suri Ji: Ruk ja mai hune confirm kar leyan jara!!! Oye Kuljeetay!!!!! Aider aayin zara......tu innu jaanda ve???
Huda: Oye Raaaaj Oye!!! (Gale milte hue) Tu aa gaya mere yaara (As he hugs hium, Huda sees Yudi standing behind)........Aye saath kinnu chuk leaaya hai tu??
Rajveer: Oye jaise mai tera yaar, aye mera yar!!! Roby!!!
Suri Ji: Ruby??? Aye kudi hai ke munda???
All laugh and Yudi steps foreward........
Yudi: Hey chief!!! This is Roby!!!
Suri Ji: Oye khoteya aida naam Kuljeet ve, chief kidron aa gaya??
All laugh.
Inside, all the girls are sitting together, laughing and chatting about the marriage. Naina sitting in between with Chutki around who is busy with Sher-o-shayari.
Pooja: To zara gaur farmaiye........"Signal jo unka humare network ne catch kiya.................dil ne unke pyaar ka khwaab hatch kiya..........Idea ho ya Dolphin, Hutch ho ya Nokia..........Humare charger ne to hume sirf unke liye charge kiya" To kaisi rahi???????
Shalini: Bas bas ladkiyon ab shor he machati rahogi ya meri bachchi ko taiyaar bhi karogi tum sab???
Pooja: Karenge na maa.......di ka signal to clear hone do!!!!
Just then Raj enters.......
Rajveer: "Signal ki baat ho ya baat ho connection ki.........Ishq zimmedaari leta hai in sabke network ki...........Tumhaare handset jaisa hum bhi ek cel le lenge............Jo chaaho tum karna qadar humari mohabbat ki"
Simran is surprised to see Raj there.
Pooja: Arre aap kaun hain jinhone aate he humare signal se signal mila liya???
Just then Kuljeet enters from behind.
Huda: Milo mhaare naye dost se......Raj!!!!
Rajveer: Hi Simran!!! Mere dost pe jaadu kar rakha hai aapne............Usi ka khumaar utarne aaya hun. Jald he sab samajh jaaogi aap!!!
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It's Karvachauth and Simran wants to eat the first bite from Raj's hands.............All the ladies in a line are praying for their respective men just when Simran takes out a gun.
Naina: Hands-up!!!
Rajveer: Aiiiiiiyyyyyyy!!!! Ye pagal ho gayi hai kya??? Aisa lag raha hai seedha millitary training se bhaag ke aayi hai!!!!
Pooja: Arrey!!! Ye di ka signal achanak itna violent kaise ho gaya!!!
Yudi: (To Rajveer) Wao man!!! What a daring girlfriend you have!!! I'm impressed.
Rajveer: Abe chup impressed ke bachce!! Sab gadbad karegi.......
Huda: Arrey isme achanak phoolan devi ka bhoot kahan se aa gaya???? Dekho Simran ye bandook hai, chal gayi naa ko kisi ka 1..2...ka...4 bhi ho sakta hai........Ise neeche kar do!!!
Naina: Nahi!!! Siiiirr........Mera matlab hai Raj!!! Chalo mujhe paani pilao.
Suri Ji: Ais kudi nu ki hoya ve???? Aye shaadi to pehle he vidhva hona chandi ve???
Shalini: Tussi sabar rakho.......lagta hai ye apna dialogue bhool gayi hai........mai ise gehne de ke aati hun, shaayad aage wale scene se resume kar le.
Just then Raj's father enters in a joshila andaaz and sees his hone wali bahu doing action sequnce.
Aalekh: Aye saala!!! Abhi abhi......hua yakin........ki meri to-be-bahu hai........badi hasin......Aa gaya karvachauth.........kuljeet to gaya........mera beta..........dulhaniya le jayega...........Rubaruuuuuuuuuu...........Fight-sequence hai!!!!!
Naina: Ye drama kaun hai Raj??
Rajveer: Shhh.......kya bol rahi ho tumhare sasur jee hain naa!!!!
Naina: Oh Papa!!! PP!!!
Aalekh: What's that??? Apun ke bheje me chemical locha hone ke wajah se short-form zara kam samajh aate hain!!!
Rajveer: Pops, is samay iska dimaag ghooma hua hai........Aise utpataang sawaal baad me kar lena!!! Mai ise paani pila ke aata hun.
Aalekh: Kaafi mast hai naa!!!
Yudi: Yes yes uncle!!!! Abhi to aapko mast lag rahi hai, Raj se shaadi ke baad aisa kuch kiya to phas jaoge!!!
Aalekh: Oye mera puttar bhi kam nahi hai.......vaise vo wet-cat........bole toh bheei-billi bana kaun baitha hai???
Yudi: Vo Simran ke papa hain!!
Aalekh: Apun ne to suna tha ye bahut gusse wala aur khadoos budhdha hai, par ye to.......
Yudi: Ab kya bataun uncle..........yahan to poori script palti hui hai, aap ek character ki baat kar rahe hain!!!!
Shalini: Simran!! Beta, dekh Raj tujhe paani pilane aa gaya hai, ab tu paani pe, mere gehne le aur nikal le patli gali se!!! Arrey kya kar raha hai Raj.........paani pila naa, lekar khada kyun hai??? Sabki jaan atki hui hai yahan aur tu hai ki..........!!!!!
Aalekh: Haan beta!! Rapchik mauka hai......apun ko is baari vo train-vrain ka nataak nahi maangta hai!!! Ghanta lag jaata hai faaltu me!!!
Suri Ji: Dekho!!! Ladkewale tussi ho par sadda role nahi kaatoge!!! Saada vada important scene haiga.........poore 2 minute tak kudi hath pakar ke rakhna ve!!! Aye te main climax haiga naa..........
Pooja: Areey jab nayi DON ke inbox me se old climax delete kiya jaa sakta hai to yahan aisa kyun nahi ho sakta??? Simran di........maine to apna vote tumhe SMS kar diya!!!!
Huda: Meri phoolan!!!!! Ab mai kya karun!!!!!!
Ritu: Suniye!!
Rajveer: Ab ye kaun bola???
Ritu: Humne to poore waqt me aapse sirf aur sirf ek he line kehni thi, aapne vo bhi nahi kehne di.......hum ab keh den?
Rajveer: (Looks at Naina) Acha bolo.
Ritu: Aap chai lenge???
Simran, whowa drinking water, spalshed it out hearing this.
Naina: Lagta hai Kuljeet ki jagah tumhe shoot karna padega!!!! Ye koi chai poochne ka time hai????
Rajveer: Ab bas bhi karo tu!!! Kyun dara rahi ho use????
Naina: Tumhe bada taras aa raha hai???
Huda: Mhaari behen ke liye thaara concern dekh ke mhaari aakhon me aasu aa gaye!!!
Naina: Lo!!! Ye aur shuru ho gaya!!!
Pooja: Di!!! Raj aur aapki call me se is Preeti ka cross-connection kaato, varna kahin ye main call ko overtake na kar le!!!
Aalekh: Aye Raj!!! Apun ko aur confuse mat kar re!!! Tere ko kisse shaadi banana mangta hai????
Suri Ji: (In anger) Oye choice iski hogi ki meri???
Simran shoots in the sky.
Naina: Kisi ki nahi!!! Meri!!!
Rajveer: Of course darling. Bolo kab, kahan, kaisey shaadi karni hai?????
Naina: Abhi, yahan, aise he shaadi karni hai!!!
Ritu: Aur hum????
Yudi: Hum hain naa aapke liye.........bas aapthoda zyaada bola keejiye aur thoda uncha, taaki hum jaise normal log sunn sakein!!!!
Both the couples get married in the same set-up. All the while marrige was going on.......
Suri Ji: Mera train vala dialogue chudva diya!!!! Meri acting ko mauka nahi diya!!!
Shalini: Tussi rovo naa jee........beti di shaadi te ho reyi hai naa!!! Tussi khush raho.
Huda: Phoolan bhi gayi aur Raj ke saath fight ka mauka bhi haath se gaya!!! Mummmiiiijjeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pooja: Wah!!! Di ka network to mil gaya!!! Mujhe meri frequency ka number kab milega???
Aalekh: Aaj apun khush hai........takka r ki bahu aa re li hai ghar pe!!!! Phantashtic kudi te over-phantashtic munda!!!!! Apun ka dil to garden-garden ho gaya!!!!
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That was all from me!!!! Tis whole idea was given to me by Prerna so all the credit goes to her. I hope any of the DDLJ die-hard fan is not offended...........and I also hope I did a fair job to what you expeted from me Preru!!!! I'm sorry if I have offended anyone through this but I wrote this just for fun!!!!
Waiting for your comments to match their frequency with my network.
Love you all
Khyati
Ganesh Kartikeya
CID
Anupamaa
